eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-PRELUDE ... 3ccc14fc4e

 

'BIG BORE'

 

I bet you are.

[sporty-shite]

340 DRIFT CAR

 

Q: Hello, does it drift well with the current engine? Thanks Luke

A: Hey , if you get the diff welded it will come out ok in the wet in the dry its abit harder but is possible, my friend had one same as mine and we drifted it in the dry at norfolk arena just have to be abit more agressive

 

That's a no, then. CUNT.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

All of a sudden I've got a right 'egg-on' for a V6 mondeo, this one looks lovely:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/200837932713

 

£500 BIN with 9 months ticket and no tax, what do you reckon? Theres no 'offer' option but I'm half tempted to make him an offer anyway.

[RedSparrow]

Do it. I've bought 2 motors off ebay with a promise of turning up with cash, with the seller cancelling the auction. And unusually for an ebayer I actually turned up and paid.

[cort16]

This fella's saying this Alfa 146 has a boxer engine but I thought they were all t-sparks by this point? He recons it's done just 22k. I'm not so sure but it's only 450 quid so what have you got to lose (other than 450 quid)?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-146-450/1002448757#gallery-item-full-2

[shedvan]

This fella's saying this Alfa 146 has a boxer engine but I thought they were all t-sparks by this point? He recons it's done just 22k. I'm not so sure but it's only 450 quid so what have you got to lose (other than 450 quid)?

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/alfa-romeo-146-450/1002448757#gallery-item-full-2

 

22k mile on a 96 Alfa, figure that means its been babied all its days by it's one owner and used sparingly or its spent a hell of a long time in the garage

[Alexg]

^ Alfa seller has had enough, so much so it looks as though he's about to blow his brains out over the driveway

[Spiny Norman]

It was on PH for £750, where he claims it's an inline 4. http://vanderluijt.nl/classifieds/used-cars/alfa-romeo/146/alfa-romeo-alfa-146-base--750-ono/826280

Think a 96 should be a boxer, if he'd put in a pic of the engine bay rather than using the same one of the side of the car three times we'd be able to see for ourselves.

[Alexg]

Lovely 1979 SIMCA HORIZON with fresh CT, works out an amazing £660 (ish)

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/385617482.htm?ca=12_s

[CreepingJesus]

£500 BIN with 9 months ticket and no tax, what do you reckon?

 

I reckon it's worth a punt, if it's an itch that needs scratched. Regular servicing isn't too bad on the V6's, anything more is a pig of a job; if rust gets a hold in the rear suspension area, it would take someone with your skill and perseverance, to rip it all out and sort it. But...get a good 'un, and they're well worth it. A T-plate V6 Ghia X estate was close to bought last year, to replace my old P-plate hatch; nagging doubts about a rattly engine put paid to that one.

 

Anyone up for a game of Gran Turismo?

 

Stagea RS4...

 

...vs Legnum VR4. Only it's an auto, 'cos you've got hands like a dolphin's flippers and can't work the shoulder buttons on a DualShock.

[Alexg]

Mad Frog builds the Talbot that never was....

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/385342048.htm?ca=12_s

 

Lovely description of the typical Talbot rattle...

1.1 L Engine Talbot original says "castanets" because of its characteristic sound

[Lord Sterling]

Wow, comedy gold at its best.

 

 

Apparently, this is a:

 

HUSTLER HELLCAT ( BABY ASTON MARTIN LAGONDA )

 

Anyone ever head of this? I've heard of Hustlers before but never seen this thing.

 

Its made out of wood so I guess it beats washing painted metal.

 

THIS WAS DESIGNED BY THE LATE WILLIAM TOWNS A PROLIFIC DESIGNER RESPONSIBLE MANY BRITISH CARS INCLUDING THE ASTON MARTIN LAGONDA WHICH IN THIS CAR YOU CAN SEE THE SAME SHARP LINES AND ANGLES

 

WE HAVE FITTED AN ASTON MARTIN V8 BACK BOX SO IT HAS A NICE THROATY SOUND

 

Well, there you go, if you wanna 'be different' sod matt blacking and lowering your car and grab or even build yourself one of these.

[cobblers]

perhaps things like legitimately comparing wooden playhouses to aston martins are "in jokes" for people big in the hustler scene, I dunno, it's not a scene I'm big in.

[ashmicro]

Shitting Hell! An ACTUAL Arizona! I thought that name was only a proposal, and on prototypes.

[Alexg]

Sorry Ash, it's a fake

[HillmanImp]

I forgot to mention she needs a new handbrake cable.

There are to many watchers again if you want her just bid I am not taking less than £400, take it or leave it and don't waste my time and money listing all the time !!

 

 

[red5]

The 'A' looks like a bent 'H'..a la 'Horizon'...

[CreepingJesus]

That Hustler thing was on not so long ago. Worth a second look tho', 'cos it's just as funny the second time! I've got a nice letter from William Towns somewhere in the collection o' shite

 

Anyhoo...literally set the literal heather literally alight, with these meaty powerhouses:

 

Metro 1.1 Quest; if anybody's that keen, I could go take a look at it, next time I'm up in Dundee.

 

Polo, with free pineapple, rattle cans, and angle grinder. And a year's MOT. But it's in Motherwell, so fuck looking at that for anyone, I like having wheels on my car.

 

940 2.0T

 

AND OF COURSE ITS A VOLVO SO IT HAS TO HAVE A TOW BAR

 

Fuck off. Mine doesn't. I'm such a rebel

[Alexg]

The 'A' looks like a bent 'H'..a la 'Horizon'...

 

Ha, I noticed that! Bend the 'H', cut out the 'O', stick it together, worry about the 'A' afterwards...

[flat4alfa]

Excellent!

 

It ought to catch on.

[ashmicro]

Sorry Ash, it's a fake

 

Boo! I thought the a had just fallen off.

[Mash]

Jeez that Polo saloon is cheap! Worth buying to do a "Doctor" on it.

[whitevanman]

And unusually for an ebayer I actually turned up and paid.

 

 

It will never catch on.....

[wuvvum]

Stagea RS4...

 

...vs Legnum VR4. Only it's an auto, 'cos you've got hands like a dolphin's flippers and can't work the shoulder buttons on a DualShock.

Hmm. That could be an interesting one. A standard Stagea would have a hard time staying with a Legnum, but that one's been tweaked so might have more of a chance, as long as the suspension's been set up properly.

[trigger]

Any Audi pervs fancy a USA import 5000 CS project?.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-1986- ... 337d70fb75

 

Check out that interior, Class!

 

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-Sovere ... 337d7026ae

 

Ahh... Sid and Vera are selling their Jag.

 

It failed its MOT; they hope someone will buy and restore it rather than take it to a dismantler.

[gimble]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Celica ... 1094660115

 

I will* pay FIVE POUNDS to anyone who can find a less attractive and appropriate set of wheels than this.

 

I hereby claim my five pounds.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZHENHUA-QUAD- ... 2322689e21

 

 

Maybe this could be a winner ???/

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-AUSTIN-M ... 1092531573

 

still cant figure how to do the picture thingy soz

[shedvan]

^ Is this proof positive that Jags and fast living WILL catch up with you?

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Historic-1960 ... 416dd302d1

 

Fancy a 4x4 this winter?, then how about this Sierra XR4x4 V6 powered Rover 100 Pick UP?!

 

under recent legislation all vehicles registered 1960 or under are now mot exempt so this truck will not line the pockets of the DVLA or others and is tax and mot free.

 

WONG.

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/granada-scorpio/1002478479#gallery-item-full-2