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nigel bickle Rank: Renault 16

nigel bickle

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One Croma,unused, is enough thanks Skizz. Mine's not as good, but has skirts n shit. Added Barry Boy points, innit!

Spottedlaurel Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spottedlaurel

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I do like these 80's german barges. I wouldn't say not to an avant quattro myself, but this low mileage fwd 5-pot saloon with T&T until next year looks quite fit:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-Audi-1 ... 1c2be95a3c

 

I recognise that registration:

 

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1989 Audi 100 2.2E by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr

 

The advert says:

 

The car had been stood from March until last week when I drove it from his home in Norfolk back to Oxfordshire.

 

Spookily, I took my photo in March on what must have been one of its last journeys, then I saw it being driven by someone younger only last week, presumably the grandson taking it back to Oxon.

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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Looks like gordini wheels on that renault 4. Always wanted a R5 gordini...

 

Buy it as a starter kit? :)

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Hil ... 3a7a9262f1

 

This has been doing the rounds, it was up on RR for £350 earlier in the year now it's back up for £850, Here it is a few years ago when i last saw it.

 

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1976 Hillman Avenger 1600 Deluxe Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

Original advert http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 133&page=1

 

Here's the RR readers rides thread http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 234&page=1

Chip Rank Austin Metro

Chip

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am gonna be as honest as i can here so i am gonna tell you whats rong with it
tinted lights

I can understand those two words separately, but not together, rather like if it said "electric clutch" or something.

messerschmitt owner Rank: Renault 16

messerschmitt owner

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I've an electric clutch in one of the cars - operated by a clutch actuator - but, yeah, tinted light! Whatever!

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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Before I die, I have promised myself that I am going to go on a European road trip and stop off at Marina's. I think you can even stay the night but I'll taking my chastity belt.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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09 plate Jeep for £1,700!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WILLYS-Mahind ... 3ccb58477a

 

'missing wind screen ,radiator hose .no battery no mot & tax'

 

Fark me, that should be a laugh trying to source parts. Someone I knew had one of these many moons back and bits even then wewre stupidly impossible to find. Still, for the money I reckon it's worth a bash.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Can anyone think of a more miserable way of getting from A to B than this? Because I'm struggling.

 

It is cheap though.

 

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Can anyone think of a more miserable way of getting from A to B than this? Because I'm struggling.

 

It is cheap though.

 

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Blimey, that's so bland you'd forget you even owned it and take the bus instead (then wonder why it was so enjoyable all of a sudden)

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I think we may have found a strong contender for KNOB WARBLER of the week

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-Ra ... 3f1d6583b0

 

'thanks to my folks for leaving me to my own ideas...If you want to be different...' 'We were in Cornwall a bit back and the place was full of Rat rods and customs' 'and dont forget Be different'

 

So you were so 'different' and full of your 'own ideas' you went to Cornwall to join hundreds of others who were exactly the same? :roll:

 

'Im now after something else to convert into the abnormal'

 

Good, any chance you could start by putting your knob into a bacon slicer?

 

'there is a hugh following'

 

It's probably Grant, he's not done anything embarrassing involving cars for quite a while now.

Micrashed Rank: Renault 16

Micrashed

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KNOB WARBLER
:lol::lol::lol:

Today I shall use this phrase at work, and quite probably get reported (like I did yesterday when I suggested to someone he wasnt using Deep Heat right to get rid of his knee pain, I suggested he rub it on his anus and he would forget all about his sore knee*).

 

 

 

*may or may not be true.

retrogeezer Rank: Renault 16

retrogeezer

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bloke with the punto even has a limp dick under the bonnet..

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That Punto is such a hopeless turd, you can just imagine the lad with his big trainers and ‘ironic’ 90’s music mincing round cornwall in it looking around in vain for admiring glances in the mistaken belief he’s created something awesome.

 

Mystic_Bo11ox forecast: Will eBay for about £130, the buyer will not turn up, will be weighed in shortly after.

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