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Hey, cast your peepers over this naughty bottomed maternal parent fornicator




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-1000-P ... 3f1d6c8e9f


A decent bit of effort seems to have gone into this, though the end results could transpire to be effing awful. Anyhow the biggest problem is not actually finishing it off, but giving it a name afterwards. Given that all the tosspot piloted modern 'lifestyle' choice crewcab wank mobiles are called 'Warrior' or 'Animal' etc this should have a far more suitable name such as Morris 'Awfully Nice' or Minor 'Jolly Good Show'. Also instead of driving right up everybody's arse end, flashing your lights and looking/behaving like a total twat you could just bumble round waving people out of side streets and not parking on the kerb outside the kid's school.

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am gonna be as honest as i can here so i am gonna tell you whats rong with it
tinted lights
apart from what i have said the car is sound and got years left in it if you weld it

car turns heads evary ware it goes

i could brake car and make more than £1000
open to offers

no silly offers




http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /111984120

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Good God, that Cav is a honey.


Have we had this one yet?



R4, stripped out to save weight at Knochill track day. Hang on, that can't be right...

Still, test 'til January, rent 'til the end of the month, and two new wings.


Anyone fancy a Bombay Bad Boy?



'90 (i.e Indian made) Henfield, with plenty of T+T. Comes with free random phrase generator, including such all-time classics as; 'Good old British spunk', 'I remember when all this was fields, son', 'Bloody Japanese bikes, they'll never catch on', and 'That Bob McIntyre, now he was a proper racer'. You can buy your own pipe and moustache wax.

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Fiat Croma twin cam

How has that not pogweaseled?


Sadly it has Pogweaseled:



The magic of an 'eBay polish' with a hose.


Still very nice though. Mr Bickle had one like this - fancy another, Nigel?



While we're on Fiats, have we had this one?


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I do like these 80's german barges. I wouldn't say not to an avant quattro myself, but this low mileage fwd 5-pot saloon with T&T until next year looks quite fit:



http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-F-Audi-1 ... 1c2be95a3c


I recognise that registration:



1989 Audi 100 2.2E by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr


The advert says:


The car had been stood from March until last week when I drove it from his home in Norfolk back to Oxfordshire.


Spookily, I took my photo in March on what must have been one of its last journeys, then I saw it being driven by someone younger only last week, presumably the grandson taking it back to Oxon.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Very-Rare-Hil ... 3a7a9262f1


This has been doing the rounds, it was up on RR for £350 earlier in the year now it's back up for £850, Here it is a few years ago when i last saw it.



1976 Hillman Avenger 1600 Deluxe Estate by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr


Original advert http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 133&page=1


Here's the RR readers rides thread http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... 234&page=1

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am gonna be as honest as i can here so i am gonna tell you whats rong with it
tinted lights

I can understand those two words separately, but not together, rather like if it said "electric clutch" or something.

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