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What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? You can always get your missus to blow your bonus




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-B ... 416c3c0c27


'Will start auction at scrap price of £200'


£200 scrap if you put that fat bloke in the back I assume?

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Things you'd expect to see on an eBay listing: swan, dog, Bedford CF, American camper van




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-PEUGEOT- ... 27cba3d2a6



Things you wouldn't expect to see on an eBay listing: Alexei Sayle moonwalking in his socks.

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This thing looks a cross betweeb a Hyundai XG30 and a turnip which is still a good thing I think.




Fully unloaded 3 series. A bit salty for my liking at 1200 quid though.



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In my first job after university there was a bloke who had a Toyota Supra, I think it was a bit boxier than this, the 2.8 version. He then changed to a mere 1.6 Peugeot 205 GTi and was amazed how much faster he could drive everywhere.


This one's the non-turbo which is probably good at this age, and manual box too.


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More pointy than a Ginetta, but less expensive to fix than a Lotus. If you want a pure wedge, this is the one, I reckon. 2.8 with 4 speed for extra poverty, but the coupe shape suits it. Being able to wrestle it from the bloke for 2 grand is tempting, as is the year's MoT


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Jesus, that HA is absolutely lush. I'd go as far as to say it'll be the nicest car on eBay this month (at least) no danger.




£450 BIN Senator




http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-sena ... 337cb5b50f


'mot out 28th august'


Probably 2012 as I think he's been trying to offload this for yonks.

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The Autoshiter's choice, not only is it non-Vtech, it's only the 1500cc version. Looks sweet though



This one's on again, now at offers £995 which seems a bit better than the £1500 it was at before



Love this old Subaru Legacy, despite the seller's description which is a bit wank



Strange advert for a Nissan Pulsar GTI-R 4WD which is apparently just for the engine but the whole car is available for breaking? Aren't these things bonkers fast, therefore worth quite a lot?


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His failed to add B.I.N is a grand more than I sold my up and working, tnt'd 928S2 for! Dreamer!!


*edit* I dread to think what size wheel spacers he has on that! theyre still miles in the arches! Those early ones need ET13 or something to fill them!

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Nice wheeltrims!


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-Ford-Cap ... 20cbd9d255



Also, it must have been owned by a FAT BASTARD, to do this to the drivers seat:



I once nearly bought a mini with a similar plight that had been owned by a monstrous woman, every time you put any weight on the seat back rest it fell to the rear seat! LAY OFF THE PIES FATTY!

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