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:lol: Alex, you're finding some belters there.

 

Taffy Cav is now on my watchlist, ok it's got the wrong engine but it's till CLASS

 

 

Say what, motherflipper? Tickford Calibra?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tickford-Vaux ... 20cbc2d084

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That Cav was bagged a couple of pages back. :wink:

 

Meanwhile, a bit further up the GM ladder, and featuring what looks suspiciously like the handrails from my Nan's old bath bolted to the boot lid, a rather crusty Caddy. 8)

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be

 

'the fun belt kept coming off'

 

That'll be the fan belt.

 

'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt'

 

FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it?

 

'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose'

 

It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge.

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Only for a scotsman

 

Being an englishman, I would love to go up there, buy this and smash it up on his driveway. Then maybe lock him in his house and threaten to kill him if he stepped over the doormat.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be

 

'the fun belt kept coming off'

 

That'll be the fan belt.

 

'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt'

 

FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it?

 

'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose'

 

It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge.

 

It's a fucking auxiliary drive belt or alternator belt, it doesn't have a belt driven fun.

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I have just mailed the seller of that shit Renault van to ask him if he wants a Bedford CF with big pictures of Edward 1st down the side and 'Longshanks' on the bonnet in part-ex.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! :roll: To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

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Have a properly ace looking Mini to make up for Farmer Tossface's shit effort:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CRAYFORD ... 2c689e17a4

 

Just hope it doesn't go to some spacker who'll either over restore it or put loads of stupid shit on it.

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$T2eC16R,!)8E9s4l7bdcBQ,e3vy3Kw~~60_12.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! :roll: To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

 

Be fair Bo11s, life ain't easy for a boy named Doris

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Chloë and Carl's "vauckhall" corsa 1.4 sri custom

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauckhall-cor ... 23233a8ba1

 

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"A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE"

 

"ZEON HEAD LIGHTS LED SIDE LIGHTS WHICH SET THIS CAR RIGHT OFF"

 

"WILL PUT MORE PICS ON LATER OV CAR AND STERIO"

 

"INTRIA IS BASIC SRI INTERIA"

 

"SELLING CAR AS I AM LOOKING FOR A GSXR 1000 OR 750" - probably not a good idea......

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