Alexg 12935 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Huge bag of toss http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-Vaux ... 500wt_1203 Current bid: £1,270.00 [ 11 bids ] Reserve price not met Really!... Who and why? Link to post Share on other sites
cort16 56873 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-extra-19-diesel-van2-months-tax11-months-motp-reg7600-miles/1001437856 Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Alex, you're finding some belters there. Taffy Cav is now on my watchlist, ok it's got the wrong engine but it's till CLASS Say what, motherflipper? Tickford Calibra? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tickford-Vaux ... 20cbc2d084 Link to post Share on other sites
R9UKE 1638 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-DAEWOO-L ... 766wt_1186 my husband got this sunday for me..........It is a reliable car Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 @ that Renault van, what an unadulterated pile of leftover dog shit that is. Absolutely top drawer find that, I'm still LOL-ing like mad here. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-cavalier- ... 43b402d079 Link to post Share on other sites
Spiny Norman 4089 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk2-cavalier-saloon-1-6l-/290782892153?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43b402d079That Cav was bagged a couple of pages back. Meanwhile, a bit further up the GM ladder, and featuring what looks suspiciously like the handrails from my Nan's old bath bolted to the boot lid, a rather crusty Caddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Spiny Norman 4089 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 £200? Link to post Share on other sites
R9UKE 1638 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Lada-Riv ... 944wt_1186 IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO DOGS, DO NOT BUY THIS CAR! Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be 'the fun belt kept coming off' That'll be the fan belt. 'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt' FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it? 'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose' It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Bo11ox 40805 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!! http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/renault-extra-19-diesel-van2-months-tax11-months-motp-reg7600-miles/1001437856 Only for a scotsman Being an englishman, I would love to go up there, buy this and smash it up on his driveway. Then maybe lock him in his house and threaten to kill him if he stepped over the doormat. Link to post Share on other sites
Lacquer Peel 17004 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MEGANE-SCENIC ... 3a7a5795be 'the fun belt kept coming off' That'll be the fan belt. 'i was in the process of changing the alternator and the fun belt' FAN, FFS. F-A-N, fan. Got it? 'knowing that i had left the fun belt loose' It's f*ck*ng FAN. Fan as in FANny or FlANge. It's a fucking auxiliary drive belt or alternator belt, it doesn't have a belt driven fun. Link to post Share on other sites
cyruspower 576 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 A-Team Previa: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-PREVIA ... _507wt_922 Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I have just mailed the seller of that shit Renault van to ask him if he wants a Bedford CF with big pictures of Edward 1st down the side and 'Longshanks' on the bonnet in part-ex. Link to post Share on other sites
Conrad D. Conelrad 23436 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 6848 UP for your VOLKSWAGEN UP! - cherished reg number, suits any age vehicle. This registration is rare This is the perfect registration to adorn your new Volkswagen UP! supermini. On retention certificate so ready to post out to you. Car for illustration purposes only. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr_Bo11ox 40805 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832 Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure ) Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you. Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Have a properly ace looking Mini to make up for Farmer Tossface's shit effort: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CRAYFORD ... 2c689e17a4 Just hope it doesn't go to some spacker who'll either over restore it or put loads of stupid shit on it. Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 HUBBA HUBBA! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-TOYOTA-C ... 43b40aec90 Three grand of loveliness. Link to post Share on other sites
Cavcraft 103588 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Vauxhall ... 20cbec5366 'Shove your Mk2 Escorts up your arse' Link to post Share on other sites
retrogeezer 371 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 my mate decided to switch the car on Link to post Share on other sites
shedvan 6 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832 Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure ) Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you. Be fair Bo11s, life ain't easy for a boy named Doris Link to post Share on other sites
cyruspower 576 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 "Whaaaaaat arrrreeeeeee you?""I'm Batman (and I drive a BMW 840i)." Then again, looking at the cardboard-bone-shaped-neon-back-lit-Bat-logo, could this actually be Batdog's car? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-BMW-84 ... 27cb76b8ee Link to post Share on other sites
cyruspower 576 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 With at least 5 M5 badges, it can only be; an M5! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CUSTO ... 427wt_1344 Link to post Share on other sites
cyruspower 576 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Chloë and Carl's "vauckhall" corsa 1.4 sri custom http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauckhall-cor ... 23233a8ba1 "A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE" "ZEON HEAD LIGHTS LED SIDE LIGHTS WHICH SET THIS CAR RIGHT OFF" "WILL PUT MORE PICS ON LATER OV CAR AND STERIO" "INTRIA IS BASIC SRI INTERIA" "SELLING CAR AS I AM LOOKING FOR A GSXR 1000 OR 750" - probably not a good idea...... Link to post Share on other sites
Lacquer Peel 17004 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Barry Boys is this way. Link to post Share on other sites
M'coli 6191 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 You're not a moderator. Link to post Share on other sites
face 2560 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 "A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE" I watch TV and am stupid. Therefore I deduce that the chips upon this orange sports car can be easily rectified using a large household paint brush. Link to post Share on other sites
sporty-shite 3076 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Barry Boys is this way. Off you go, then. Link to post Share on other sites
blackbird 49 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 This looks like Krytens head http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-m ... 2598678%26 Link to post Share on other sites
RedSparrow 876 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 ^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.Amazingly has some bids. Link to post Share on other sites
trigger 27395 Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BLACK-FI ... 1c2bcd2307 This cheap Panda won't hang around long. WE HAVE OWNED THE CAR FOR 19 YEARS Link to post Share on other sites
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