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Tayne Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Tayne

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The paintwork is a real one off. One side is a picture of Kevin Rowland with an elastic band under his nose...

 

...and on the other is Charlie Read, one half of 'The Proclaimers'

 

Ha.

 

I had to read the ad to find out that its supposed to be Al Pacino as Tony Montana (from Cooba) and Pete-M as Brick-Top.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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How the mighty have fallen (in price), went past this today and wondered if the price was actually correct.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Porsche- ... 564b5fa563

 

The same garage have a tasty looking HC Viva for sale too I think.

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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The 3.2 is pretty guttless. I drove one a few years ago and was pretty grim. The 4.5's lively but they're all still hideous to look at.

Rod/b Rank: Renault 16

Rod/b

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Frig me, that Marina is da bomb! Just like the General from the old issues of Practial classics (IIRC).

 

Yep I remember that, photoshopped to look like they were jumping a hump back bridge and getting 10ft of air!

 

 

Fuck me, that IS the Practical Classics "Generally" from the Dukes of Wisbech feature. The Marina Ecosse club were involved in the original build. I want that so much my toes are hurting.

 

Here's a video of it getting a refurb.

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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Unemployment forces sale. Unemployment of brain I'd imagine.

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iron cross AND union jack? wtf?

 

oh and the nasty portraits on the side IMO look like keith moon and ian paisley

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Brick-Top.

 

I thought that was Morissey! Qualz work. 0.1/10.

idiotboy Rank: Austin Maxi

idiotboy

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What is it with these VW pratts who have to remove all the suspension and handling from any car they own? Volvo did kinda know what they were doing when they designed the 144.

 

Sigh, I to navigate through a column of lowered VW tat yesterday on the southbound M1, all the drivers looked the same as well; fighting to keep their charges in a straight line, crashing over slight imperfections in the road. Guess it must be so tough being so truly "original" lol.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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Mk 2 Escort, 2.9 4x4 conversion, needs finishing - a very reasonable (for these things) £3,000 or best offer :shock:

 

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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1983 Passat being sold by a Vee Dub scene cockmaster:

 

"MK2 B2 VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT GL5 ESTATE VERY RARE VW SLAMMED SUPER COOL"

 

Only to a witless scene knobber though.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK2-B2-VOLKSW ... 2ec023fe4c

 

THIS IS MUCH COOLER AND MUCH MORE RARE THAN MOST VW'S

 

... reminder, in case you hadn't already realised how cool it is.

 

And his pièce de résistance:

 

On 14-Jul-12 at 09:09:40 BST, seller added the following information:

 

ALL PHOTO'S WERE TAKEN ON WEDNESDAY'S

 

Wednesdays, huh? That's clinched the deal then.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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^At least it still has the original springs, apparently. Just a year or so's knackered strut mounts from where he's removed the suspension :|

 

Recently taken photos from a Hiace hoarder:

 

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skattrd Rank: Lancia Gamma

skattrd

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Tipo Sediciwotsit ... not particularly cheap at £995, but good luck finding a tidier one cheaper; or another one for sale for that matter.

Guest

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GMC-G20-Day-V ... 0851204867?

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In 1992 a crackhead unit was sent to prison by a court for a crime they did commit. These men promptly escaped from maximum security to the Manchester underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of misfortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, you can find them (with tarts and geezers), and maybe you can buy the A-Team replica van.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-A40-BL ... 33795e74fe

 

'I had a small accident in my A40 In February, and I have lost confidence in driving it'

 

That's ok, I've just had a small accident in my trousers LOLING at the state of that f*ck*ng Micra.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

Exactly what I was thinking. Could make an amusing sleeper if it were de-mongified. Looks quite absurd in its current guise though,

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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To be fair, I'd hit that Micra! Although the wheels, arches and wing mirrors would go straight in the for sale section on R-R.

Exactly what I was thinking. Could make an amusing sleeper if it were de-mongified. Looks quite absurd in its current guise though,

 

The more I think about this car, the itchier my bid finger gets. It's only down the road, too.

 

Good job I'm not pissed!

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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wow what a cheap motor

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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Cheap Mondeo. BIN £250

 

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CreepingJesus Rank: Renault 16

CreepingJesus

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Grim Renner 19, but with all the right bits of paper.

 

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Not King Charles Cavalier Spaniel, Roundhead, Cromwell, Civil War, King James VI, Boston Tea Party, Alex Harvey, yadda yadda...

 

STARTS OFF THE KEY,ENGINE IS SILENT

There's something far wrong with it then, isn't there? It's supposed to start on the key, and make a 'vroom' noise. Little clue for you there, eBay SHOUTY MAN.

 

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PHWOOOAAAAR!!! 960 luxo-barge going cheeeeeep. Listed as SOR, so not going anything at all possibly. Tho' inexplicably, while the vendor doesn't know what it'll need for a ticket, he'll whap it thro' if it gets to £500... :roll:

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