eBay tat volume 3.

[UltraWomble]

3 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

Surely its worth more in bits

 

[Cavcraft]

3 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Surely its worth more in bits

 

According to the advert it's worth triple.  According to everyone else, they've put a rogue letter 'l' in that.

[Split_Pin]

YOU READ IT!!!

YOULL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

[andy18s]

[horriblemercedes]

8 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

I know it sucks when you crack the bumper on your Mondeo, but fix it with silver gaffer tape, not that.

[wuvvum]

18 minutes ago, andy18s said:

You forgot the @eddyramrod tag.

[Remspoor]

1982 Austin Ambassador 2.0 Vanden Plas for a bit of an odd price £4,695

Certainly is a a Y reg.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202410245568466?

The best of rubbish photos.

Looking at MOT history it may have been off the road for a number of periods (each amounting to years) hence the low mileage

[D.E]

Austin Rover Montego 1.6 HL Classic Car

 

[camryv6]

18 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126974897536

Low Miles Corsa B owned by an incontinent boy racer

 

 

Why has nobody mentioned the dog !!

[Cavcraft]

11 minutes ago, camryv6 said:

Why has nobody mentioned the dog !!

Or, more specifically, why it has toilet brushes for legs.

[Metal Guru]

On 04/03/2025 at 08:58, Dick Cheeseburger said:

Looks like a decent blank canvass. Nothing coming up for DJH 474G though? 

Perfect* group buy!

The Italians would never fall for that again!

[Cavcraft]

ford mustang classic cars | eBay

A Mustang for a monkey,  reserve not met.

Who the fuck wanted one of these in the UK when we had the Capri is beyond me.

[Cavcraft]

Vauxhall Omega 2.6 V6 CDX Auto | eBay

The shadow looks like some sort of giant bendy cock.

[New POD]

19 hours ago, D.E said:

Cavalier! No, not a Vauxhall...

1992 CHEVROLET GMC CAVALIER Z24 3.1 V6 LHD US IMPORT RETRO CLASSIC

Is it only me that thinks the window profile is very manta coupe (2 door mk1 cavalier) 

[urpert]

2 hours ago, D.E said:

Austin Rover Montego 1.6 HL Classic Car

 

ratluk

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

Ring a Ding, Ding Dong

Peel out those Bells ...

[captain_70s]

3 hours ago, D.E said:

Austin Rover Montego 1.6 HL Classic Car

 

In 2013. As less of a no hoper.

[wesacosa]

[Cavcraft]

1993 Citroen AX Echo 1.1i | eBay

[Cavcraft]

1985 Vauxhall Cavalier MK2 1.6 L For Spares Or Repairs Tasty Classics Barn Find | eBay

Pretty sure this was on eBay recently, guessing this vendor bought it for his YouTube thing

[horriblemercedes]

1 hour ago, captain_70s said:

In 2013. As less of a no hoper.

Sad to see that degradation. It was already rare by 2013, so it's a shame it wasn't preserved at that point.

 

My dad had a green Montego so I'll always have a soft spot for them, although his was stolen and burnt out

[KWhite]

5 hours ago, D.E said:

Austin Rover Montego 1.6 HL Classic Car

 

It's a shame to see it like this. I saw it at a show in 2014 and then again in a show car park 2018

 

 

[Austin-Rover]

I recommissioned that Montego in 2013 after dragging it in to the daylight from an Old Boy's workshop near Doncaster. It got put in there when Thatcher was still PM! The interior was immaculate, having been stored away from the sun for so long, and was very unusual as the brown Maestro/Montego interiors suffer from UV degradation so to find one 'as new' was quite something. The bodywork was always iffy, as Opaline Green has an inherent fault that causes crazing like 'worm casts' under the paint so the body was never up to much but it has been rust proofed from new so was amazingly solid. 

I sold it in 2018 to a lovely lad in south Manchester. He was without a shadow of a doubt a 'vulnerable adult' but was making a go of things and indulging his hobby for old cars. He used it sparingly and sold it quite soon after as his health deteriorated. This is where the cars fortunes change and it is bought by the infamous 'Pat Pat' from Maestro/Montego circles. He buys the car then starts to bully the seller to return money, listing a number of imaginary faults. This caused much stress and upset as you can imagine until Pat was issued with a number of 'cease and desists' from... concerned parties. 

Pat subsequently trashed it, as you would expect from such a fuckwit. It came up for sale the other year in much this condition and the current owner has been storing it since in the hope of keeping it in 'stasis' so that it might live again (again).

I have no idea why 'Pat Pat' is held in such high esteem. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Incidentally he goes by that pseudonym so you can't look up the Daily Post article that reveals long standing character traits. 

 

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, Austin-Rover said:

I recommissioned that Montego in 2013 after dragging it in to the daylight from an Old Boy's workshop near Doncaster. It got put in there when Thatcher was still PM! The interior was immaculate, having been stored away from the sun for so long, and was very unusual as the brown Maestro/Montego interiors suffer from UV degradation so to find one 'as new' was quite something. The bodywork was always iffy, as Opaline Green has an inherent fault that causes crazing like 'worm casts' under the paint so the body was never up to much but it has been rust proofed from new so was amazingly solid. 

I sold it in 2018 to a lovely lad in south Manchester. He was without a shadow of a doubt a 'vulnerable adult' but was making a go of things and indulging his hobby for old cars. He used it sparingly and sold it quite soon after as his health deteriorated. This is where the cars fortunes change and it is bought by the infamous 'Pat Pat' from Maestro/Montego circles. He buys the car then starts to bully the seller to return money, listing a number of imaginary faults. This caused much stress and upset as you can imagine until Pat was issued with a number of 'cease and desists' from... concerned parties. 

Pat subsequently trashed it, as you would expect from such a fuckwit. It came up for sale the other year in much this condition and the current owner has been storing it since in the hope of keeping it in 'stasis' so that it might live again (again).

I have no idea why 'Pat Pat' is held in such high esteem. I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. Incidentally he goes by that pseudonym so you can't look up the Daily Post article that reveals long standing character traits. 

 

Looks like you did a good job on it, shame it's suffered since.

[wesacosa]

[Lord Sterling]

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1FAjmMtaqp/

Your chance to save a non-runner Volvo 480 Celebration.

Located in Stourport-on-Severn.

Price: Offer more than scrap.

Happy to message the guy and put you in touch in case you don't have Facebook.

[wesacosa]

[wesacosa]

[tooSavvy]

Interesting schpiel..... 🙄

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/286334001297?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=xhSU5JDDSU2&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=0j0mh1UTRLi&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

I wonder what is *acceptable £££ ... 🤔

🚙💨

[wesacosa]