eBay tat volume 3.

[uk_senator]

"HAS HAD A MINOR DAMAGE ON THE FRONT END "
(fails to mention its been written off & scrapped by the DOOVLA 🤪) 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/326460976463

[wesacosa]

[Cavcraft]

7 hours ago, wuvvum said:

When I were a lad, back in the mid '90s, there was one of these for sale in the classifieds and I desperately wanted my dad to buy it for me.  It was blue with gold wheels and had been race tuned - the seller reckoned it'd do 80.  Dad declined to purchase it, probably wisely, and I ended up with a rather tamer MBK Swing instead.

1990 Peugeot 103 Vogue custom moped 50cc pedal and pop 568 km | eBay

As if by magic this (slightly identical) one has appeared on eBay today, in Oldham.

[wuvvum]

Ooh!  A mate of mine actually has a standard Vogue which he'd sell me, but it's not UK registered and that one has some rather nice bits on it too.  Watchlisted.

[Cavcraft]

Brand New pre reg supersoco CUX Scooter | eBay

'Brenda knew never used'

To be fair, for (potentially) £399 that could be great value.

[Cavcraft]

porsche boxster | eBay

 

[grogee]

21 hours ago, worldofceri said:

This is appealing.

Alfas are like the mythical Sirens, aren't they? 

They tempt you in with an irresistible lure but before you know it, you're shipwrecked/bankrupt and surrounded by the shards of a broken ship/car

[uk_senator]

22 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

MERCEDES 307 D LUTON VAN FOR PARTS OR RESTORATION | eBay

I'm sure that was a real comfort to the forty eight miles of traffic stuck behind it every journey.

The Stereophonics old tour bus? They deserve it now, the miserable bastards (I still haven't forgiven them for wrecking those classic cars in their videos, the wankers)

[Hertz]

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

[Cavcraft]

1 minute ago, Hertz said:

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

The fuck is going on with the number plates?

[grogee]

2 minutes ago, Hertz said:

£4995

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1685786992013618/?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Aee3fdfb4-c8b9-408f-b706-e9e55a2a42da

 

What a way to round out page 7500: a beautiful blue bastard. 

Would

[Cavcraft]

Classic VW Beetle, 1972 | eBay

I can't think of anything more horrible that I've seen.

'Telford'

Ok, you win.

[urpert]

45 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

The fuck is going on with the number plates?

Belongs to someone called MR EL SID?

[D.E]

FIAT Coach/Bus British Racing History Formula 1 - Camper Van Conversion Project

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146424144307

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126974897536

Low Miles Corsa B owned by an incontinent boy racer

 

 

[TheIsleofShite]

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1845632

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/276923061484

Giffer spec

[D.E]

Opel Tigra 2000 Blue Manual

[D.E]

Cavalier! No, not a Vauxhall...

1992 CHEVROLET GMC CAVALIER Z24 3.1 V6 LHD US IMPORT RETRO CLASSIC

Quote

 A FIVE-SPEED MANUAL TRANSMISSION ALLOWS THE DRIVER TO EXPERIENCE THE SPORTS CAR ATTITUDE

Quote

BODYWORK COULD DO WITH SOME TLC HENCE THE LOW PRICE

[D.E]

Invade Greenland or Canada before that idiot does:

1973 Alvis UNSPECIFIED CVRT SAMPSON ARMY TANK All Terrain Petrol Manual

[Split_Pin]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

[Cavcraft]

Ford Escort Mk2 1.3L with only 10k miles from new | eBay

Proper giffer job (Olympic blue?) Mk2. It's not cheap, but it is ace.

'Front Floor Matt’s'

 

 

[wesacosa]

[UltraWomble]

3 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

Surely its worth more in bits

 

[Cavcraft]

3 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Surely its worth more in bits

 

According to the advert it's worth triple.  According to everyone else, they've put a rogue letter 'l' in that.

[Split_Pin]

YOU READ IT!!!

YOULL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

[andy18s]

[horriblemercedes]

8 hours ago, Split_Pin said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235981082113?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=MEeneR8XSdq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=ZRO7rX7WRjq&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

❌️ Don't read the advert

❌️ Don't look at the pictures

❌️ Don't check the opening times

❌️ Don't try and understand the user name

❌️ Don't question the company name

✅️ Alan is sad

I know it sucks when you crack the bumper on your Mondeo, but fix it with silver gaffer tape, not that.

[wuvvum]

18 minutes ago, andy18s said:

You forgot the @eddyramrod tag.