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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The description has made my brain hurt, eyes bleed, and Little_Outlaw to retract inside. £1000 RNM Maidenhead.  I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it looks like he's bought a Poundland can of Wheel Silver and spaffed it over the engine bay too.

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camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

The description has made my brain hurt, eyes bleed, and Little_Outlaw to retract inside. £1000 RNM Maidenhead.  I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it looks like he's bought a Poundland can of Wheel Silver and spaffed it over the engine bay too.

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You should put a warning of do not read the description, but for some very odd reason i find that "rolls spure" quite appealing, i need help !!

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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3 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

The description has made my brain hurt, eyes bleed, and Little_Outlaw to retract inside. £1000 RNM Maidenhead.  I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it looks like he's bought a Poundland can of Wheel Silver and spaffed it over the engine bay too.

rolls | eBay

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Agghhhh.

 

ok its a rolls spure  1989  as low  spark and fule pump not working  .head gassikts just dun  . all liffters clend   new oil  new leeds  your need  to get a new lpg ecu  there on e bay as i took it of and lost it. yep i no. there not deer miles  are 120thow   tires good  bodey ok wourth a look   .and youir need to app[iy for the v5 .the giy i bourt it from didunt send it. cash on pick up.  o and bracks will need bleeding there not good  but hand brack seem ok . you will need a transpoter  to p[ick this car up its a bout  2and a harf tons

 

On 18-Nov-24 at 12:51:08 GMT, seller added the following information:

 

ok if the car dont sell  . it will be up 4 spares   good engine box grill will be sold grill and the bird  will  be kept

 

On 20-Nov-24 at 14:29:00 GMT, seller added the following information:

 

ok the news it has no spark new coil so the problum looks like the icm on the distributor  . 25 pound of e bay

 

On 22-Nov-24 at 12:21:21 GMT, seller added the following information: cars up 4 spars 

 

ok to fix this car asp dont bother with its icm distributor  bin there get a pionts distributor and then your get good spark the car will run then . o im looking 4 3k not monkey  nuts its had the lpg put in you need to wake up out there. iv just put in a pionts distributor  so theres a good spark  now. timing sounds of

 

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grogee Rank: Talbot Tagora

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5 hours ago, outlaw118 said:

BRANFYND Interceptor. Currently 3bags and looks pretty fucked tbh. jenson interceptor | eBay Who's barn was it, Spongebob Squarepants??

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Christ even the vinyl is rusty

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cpjitservices Rank: Renault 16

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9 hours ago, horriblemercedes said:

 

Surely the bold bit is a joke...

I was being a tad sarcastic, although… it looks better than mine! I don’t know why they’ve done it, why not keep it standard lol

RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

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That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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3 minutes ago, RoadworkUK said:

That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

My colleague lives in Maidenhead, I’d venture £65 on it?

bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

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That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

does @Six-cylinder still need a mascot for the RR?? LOL 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Think I managed about ten minutes tops of one 'Fast & Furious'  but even if I had watched every minute of that piss awful series, I'd be pretty surprised to find Paul Walker driving a fucking diesel Seat that had been shunted up the arse end

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Seat Leon Fr BTCC | eBay

'pops and bangs'

Ideally with a boot full of petrol as it's going through a crusher.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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15 hours ago, RoadworkUK said:

That Rolls Spure is also available for £63.98 or best offer, complete with laughable AI listing, wrongly entered in the Automobilia section.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387622986390?itmmeta=01JFDQSD9N8C86VZPAA9MP7T8M&hash=item5a40216296:g:I~kAAOSwZR5nObxg

"It's a unique piece that will surely make a statement in any display. Whether you're a collector or simply looking for a conversation starter, this Rolls Royce Spure white car is a great choice."

Grab a bargain.

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

cpjitservices Rank: Renault 16

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6 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

Wow lol.

 

D.E Rank: Lancia Gamma

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34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'cud do with some one with nolige of elektricks'

 

Amazing, looks like this Rolls is being sold by the ghost of Lord Timothy Dexter!

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tooSavvy Rank: Talbot Tagora

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1 hour ago, GlenAnderson said:

“Sports Moped” is an oxymoron that has amused me for forty years. 🤣

..... Imp Sport could be justified 😉

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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crane | eBay 

'New rope No smoke'

 Sounds like the sort of sticker quote crane drivers have down the side of their windscreen .

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Be prepared for 

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has a bit of rot.

Probably a candidate for Understatement Of The Year.... there's a lot of brave Shiters on here, lots of sparkly-stick wielding heroes, but this may well be a step too far. And matey wants 3 bags for it. Oh, and @dollywobbler it's got wipers on the inside of the rear window!

Lancia Flaminia pininfarina 1959 Barnfind RHD rare Ferrari F1 | eBay

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