eBay tat volume 3.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305739198931?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J5RRKTGTW50VCM51KTDDBZ44&hash=item472f79f1d3:g:n38AAOSw1mdmxHti&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKndR1eyEwjVjIZbnNa1b6ALruYRcklALDFjIKBA7eRYSZQmil%2F3PpZEzPWp%2BA3pHsCtwFN7NR849At%2BkfEHMPvA%2FUKu65TWpB5IgHptcXH36bah0pKeMvoWLI2xt9bX8%2BmVP5muBPXR5nZJ1NMubV1UPNU6ux4vSD6nUxmSDTdwUGrxBZjzw5LzQmojNRxiCJ%2Fpl9r%2FrI6R92hDQYp23xpInoN6z4YOwNaZYMKBOXBXuYbFrBOO89aqYufzpwJCCB7EQYjI6ollBF38Ons3ErsFpPoVAIneISTtrGNHuJvk0A%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8Coz5iuZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Schaefft]

Be like me, but in an inverted color scheme.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1319155992210984/

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/405180500489?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J5RRGQGKZ8C0113KT7XCX98E&hash=item5e56a3ca09:g:5bkAAOSw8-FmxPGn&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKm87d8aaxxA1d5R8Ov8RKY%2BMBxJzoruoEoO8YLLCYmxnzAizLOyu9FlBfX8uUAxLwAJXyx%2F4N9vMWbnq6hNe4MrvBpxz0c%2BagriyqKxUsbcecmfSsRJHz9j3fFokP0BBZCvger5p5CAlXG3KtO0bmlgHeGhYT7r0fT7EtCQ%2FD%2FrxaCkf5zehKpqYY1vTgG460dFpU%2BS36mxZZ8hmLWa%2BfVrR7HQveQAafEPoxGXe7BcUfGB%2FhTHpHgtQ8bxFrmXh%2Fc%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR674wpiuZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Soundwave]

Hot off the presses, it's a Move. £1650, no idea if that's good value or not given how infrequently these come up for sale. In Royston - a local car for local people, perhaps?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/842085468113344

"Interesting" description, too.




 

Quote

Seller's description

Recently Widowed Daihatsu Seeking New Custodian For Long Term Relationship Maybe More… For Sale "Deceased Spec" 1997 Daihatsu Move Plus +

A fine example of the marque with just 1 owner from new being Diane from Faversham, Kent who grew very fond of this silver dodgem up until she could no longer control its rampant 45 power horses with her delicate well moisturized right foot or palm it's non power steering ship like direction wheel, if you like the smell of mature crinkly ladies and charity shop clothes then you've hit the jackpot, sniff the seats you’ll be back at grannies before you can say "incontinence"

whilst we are on seats they fold into a bed just like some of your favourite JDM lunchboxes so when you’ve filled the driveway up with a collection of unnecessary but awesome cars and the landlord threatens to chuck you out just call their bluff you've got a solution! Yes I hear you cry but I'm 6ft 5? No problem, you can bring all 3 of your lanky basketball mates along for the ride with its 2 x 2 seating layout and high sided toilet seat position chairs, if that's not enough it comes with safely kept crispy but slightly tea stained service history and some brochures nobody cared about when it was new…or did they?

Sporting (that’s the only sport youll see here) its original dealer stickers and plates this car has provenance. It comes with some spare oem rub strips in original packaging just in case you bounce it off an armco on the way home after breaking traction on the slip road, it's a done a genuine 64000 miles at walking pace, this could really be a top contender for a rare but nobody cares car and its been a pleasure to own I just need to make better car & life choices so my wife will take me seriously. If you are interested in taking on the baton and giving it a loving but gentle home then please get in touch.

The price is £1650 but I will consider sensible offers, it will include all of the “cool” brochures displayed.

Seat Sniffing on Request Only

If you fancy a chinwag or a serious chat about this little chode drop me a message.

... all you really had to say was "One elderly owner from new", M8.

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305739830063?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J5RRGQGKJCF8P1RGYPN0YDFG&hash=item472f83932f:g:tgIAAOSweC1mxORU&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKn7UNPWHYigspKHHydH7U4cm0Y6EQM4GB5oAcI1DztgR0O48DfI2%2FDoXuhbXD8h9tgJ%2BavdjmAmvJfW20N%2B0JCA4LHjBE2WHuz07zhZ7INgjAAr1fdYc9zrLkzS2Y44py0IqZNf9nyBvCjsb2pJur0PT6dFK%2FOKyNDSJIdeUz2%2BfqqLjykeGN9UmhuSghm1teKdw0CfNbR4K43MatstG%2BdriA7te2qUWUzvoZyojY8T0HQY6s7gXcx8B4i8aS4iQGg9I5mNwu2XRkroLZkeYxtAgDJNcs8a2lMHGNQ3oPN%2FDw%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7D4wpiuZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[Dayno]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266958231855?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J5RRGQGKGVVENBSHAZ2HPH1S&hash=item3e27f3592f:g:nD0AAOSwXORmxNLE&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA0HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKnu5VubhPd2sPuNHbe9J4G%2BE0V%2FZrUzmCm8Qg5yNZGP9iQkGK0xdF0WsuaiOGUERW%2FEe2NnZNgcAxpqH7NGdHP5B4pWb4Fo%2F%2BHzXFINypzQyI%2BNNRysiTiJpjIey0AEXtdlcWo0Cr2GrcZvS%2FcoJlXEjSFA%2F01iqlg2qZPSbZ2jzF29tD4vCL%2F6kQrV6zSab%2FrUEXEa4ushupeegGjGbmr%2FMbY6lcgnQ1N1tEJR%2BDr2fvW9U851qrftbtDoLnXtmkg%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR7D4wpiuZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

[somewhatfoolish]

42 minutes ago, Dayno said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305739198931?_nkw=classic+cars&itmmeta=01J5RRKTGTW50VCM51KTDDBZ44&hash=item472f79f1d3:g:n38AAOSw1mdmxHti&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKndR1eyEwjVjIZbnNa1b6ALruYRcklALDFjIKBA7eRYSZQmil%2F3PpZEzPWp%2BA3pHsCtwFN7NR849At%2BkfEHMPvA%2FUKu65TWpB5IgHptcXH36bah0pKeMvoWLI2xt9bX8%2BmVP5muBPXR5nZJ1NMubV1UPNU6ux4vSD6nUxmSDTdwUGrxBZjzw5LzQmojNRxiCJ%2Fpl9r%2FrI6R92hDQYp23xpInoN6z4YOwNaZYMKBOXBXuYbFrBOO89aqYufzpwJCCB7EQYjI6ollBF38Ons3ErsFpPoVAIneISTtrGNHuJvk0A%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8Coz5iuZA&mkcid=1&mkrid=710-53481-19255-0&siteid=3&campid=5338985813&customid=&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

Lovely, but the wanker plates and that ridiculous Ali Express high level brake light are getting frisbee'd into the nearest bin.

[Urko]

54 minutes ago, somewhatfoolish said:

Lovely, but the wanker plates and that ridiculous Ali Express high level brake light are getting frisbee'd into the nearest bin.

Those plates really do spoil it.

[bunglebus]

No link (but it's probably online somewhere) but it's in Chelmsford 

£5995 I believe 

[angle]

Cheap Roland Garros - fairly sure this used to live a few streets down from me and always looked decent. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1231993711135088/

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/422789410806490/?ref=newsfeed

I'd bloody love one of those , but preferably one with a working engine!

[Stinkwheel]

1 hour ago, angle said:

Cheap Roland Garros - fairly sure this used to live a few streets down from me and always looked decent. 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1231993711135088/

Id like to withdraw my like, its got the AL4 auto box, hate them, HATE

[Supernaut]

11 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Hot off the presses, it's a Move. £1650, no idea if that's good value or not given how infrequently these come up for sale. In Royston - a local car for local people, perhaps?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/842085468113344

"Interesting" description, too.




 

... all you really had to say was "One elderly owner from new", M8.

Somebody has been listening to a lot of Smith and Sniff.

[Asimo]

Rule the outside lane.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bedford/1989-bedford-astra-van-project-£1295/1456720581

[Asimo]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/lancia/lancia-beta-spyder-2000-coupe/1472690597

[face]

On 09/08/2024 at 17:58, SEATMad said:

 

 

[goosey]

2 hours ago, Asimo said:

Rule the outside lane.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bedford/1989-bedford-astra-van-project-£1295/1456720581

I had one of these when I was 17 as a stop gap with the 1.6D I remember it being way way quicker than it had any right to be 

[Asimo]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186277380521

Brochure from 40 years ago. "110mph van"

[wesacosa]

[bezzabsa]

1972 Marina van anyone????

Marina van needs a good bit of welding please bare this in mind every part is there including the engine and box all parts are baged and labelled just missing axles view welcome available next weekend £600 or swaps try me

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1188221962443425/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

 

[bezzabsa]

Betavus needs TLC

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2045984175799332/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/481428141410915

1995 Subaru impreza   £3,500  Need bottom end rebuild

[Cavcraft]

erf c series 4x2 tractor unit | eBay

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

2 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

1972 Marina van anyone????

Marina van needs a good bit of welding please bare this in mind every part is there including the engine and box all parts are baged and labelled just missing axles view welcome available next weekend £600 or swaps try me

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1188221962443425/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

 

Scrap price is dropping at mo

[Wibble]

22 hours ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/116297518624?itmmeta=01J5RQRA95TBRTVH5JRZ6T5Q4A&hash=item1b13df4e20:g:aLQAAOSwS9RmxMX0&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xufkmw4YsoNayumf47APCHNeYP1kIoXtGLBGiIaHSaYDp3UkCA3y0omS2H5zwXFKDwdgEgN7vtV3o0U5Sl0Y0CibspnfayAR%2BRzmnygGNmGSWuJ3MfwOmyXnUDTxEZlRstS96%2BPKj0Vczwq85o9wcZ4Sj36bFKclqrnR1umFdjFzRFVAkvsPAYimF4ArY07JZT4eIpxxcZkxof8HKTfRLfbmiJOWMc5FC9QRva4qmUWLELljQW9mZEodA93gPF7T0V8s8mo2P0sB8FJGYH5orV|tkp%3ABk9SR9Sk4ZeuZA

I think this is the one Johnny Smith did a “barn find” episode on and he couldn’t get it running.

[sheffcortinacentre]

There's a surprise.

[grogee]

3 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

Betavus needs TLC

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2045984175799332/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

Maybe it's just because I've driven through Swindon - but I challenge anyone to find anything more miserable than this. 

Outstanding work BB

[egg]

Ascot, Automatic, gravel drive, NI private plate - half a chance this has been well looked after and might not be going to ecotecboom.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/892211826083063/

[SEATMad]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126637346817?itmmeta=01J5VFHK7XVE2H7NQH45MFQX2D&hash=item1d7c2c9001:g:0HYAAOSwE7NmxNMz&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA4IGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9xAmIHNzbE1GNsSnAeuct6UmRhOjVvzR12F6kNvtmwGbl3b%2FhHzfz9RZLvs2pk%2FakdmdSSpBenVZdjITRhig4%2BnXipdHhdp%2FK7xA445iRWOpjq%2F54Br3iJQfOwrNWnoyrAgLg1FNJumNjSM6nI3C4VyrDlQv3dlmGSA0Xtmic85svR8QQZ8gNs7nFiNn0vzldLpL3J80qf1TyGOkdQ8U1z1UPuHWW40MWl7JdW3cWr7KX5dr3PvEOWcSTSN1qrPPxZIkxfVwtVX38NzVoU%2BFR%2Bt|tkp%3ABk9SR4C0xu-uZA

[SEATMad]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/126637303089?itmmeta=01J5VFHK7XY0KK2R0FWXAZVHYG&hash=item1d7c2be531:g:yZMAAOSwZntmxlGg&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwIGlUAWZBx1gbu%2FRwYCIK9ymtIDXwArpBdD%2BaTVrX%2F6zVW7CSySJloRcjkFupohDl2lNhDnEQ2mEOzLiE0N3AM0rxdREqtaibIna6C7qAnNxsbr2rftu7FCwh5D8lhhrWd6hsHEMWrS5xkZf7yhEh4eijIUdRMnkDg4cFKzfkiCKwaIHOPVqD72defKjp5nehjjgzkKI3OxdgywKA%2F%2B0Syyh%2BMcVDr%2FWrTNdmjVfDiBDnOu0eOyWFfsGDQtdwSvmfQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4K0xu-uZA