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Posted
24 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

'Play Your Cards Right' with Hitler

he was a shite painter too!

Posted
3 hours ago, jim89 said:

I still don't get the rest 🤔

Sorry, translation:

My daughter and her boyfriend have the ex @BorniteIdentity Avensis SR, after taking it to Dubrovnik in 2022 it's become her daily driver. It has the older, trustworthy Camry/Celica/MR2-type engine which has now done over 282k miles, and its colour is Tuscan Plum. SR is a rare trim level on the Avensis, possibly UK-market only, but just cosmetic.

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Posted
3 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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1992 Ford ESCORT DIESEL Diesel Manual | eBay

I don't know how much a dominatrix costs these days, but even being made to wear Anne Widdicombe's apple catchers and a Liverpool shirt couldn't be as painful, embarrassing or expensive as eight thousand fucking quid on an  Escort van. 

'the engine is strong robust and fairly lively '

Fucking bollocks it is. They're about as lively as Jesus' knob.

 

Me and the other ‘alf have just convulsed at the last sentence….

Posted

D701 Sierra madness

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Pretty sure this is the one my dad bought brand new in 1980 from the fourth owner who won it in a bet from an old lady called Desmond. 

Posted
10 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

D701 Sierra madness

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Pretty sure this is the one my dad bought brand new in 1980 from the fourth owner who won it in a bet from an old lady called Desmond. 

The exhaust tail pipe appears to morph between photos 😯🤔

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Posted
1 minute ago, SEATMad said:

Just like busses 

imagine having two of them on your drive, increasing the chances you have a working Lancia Dedra, ooh, by about 5%!

Posted
1 minute ago, egg said:

imagine having two of them on your drive, increasing the chances you have a working Lancia Dedra, ooh, by about 5%!

If that 😂

Posted
On 26/02/2024 at 15:40, wuvvum said:

I seem to recall that @Skizzer has or had a Dedra.

You’re right, I did.

I found it in a barn in 2011; @Dermist owns it now and has almost finished  restoring it.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

Probably came out the factory like that…😕

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Posted
59 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

That's brilliant. Love how it's powered by a motorbike battery held in with blue twine, too.

amazingly the MOT tester was quite content!

Battery insecure but not likely to fall from carrier

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