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pilninggas Rank: Citroen Ami

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48 minutes ago, grogee said:

It's weird, the 9,823 previous del boy bastardizations weren't at all funny, but this 9,824th one is hilarious...

not. 

To be fair to it, it is miniature, based on a mobility scooter, built from the ground-up and even has a smoke machine for max trotters-running-from-fallen-chandelier-mansion nonsense rather than taking the usual Robin with 1/4 ton of wob and b&q mixed yellow rubbish.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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4 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm always confused when it's £1000 start or best offer. Does that mean they want £5000 for it? 

 

I always assume it means £1,000 ono, but some people get shitty if you drop an offer in. It's easier to just set the bottom price to reject offers below 'X' amount. 

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TheOtherStu Rank: BL Wedge

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1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

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The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

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3 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said:

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

yup agree with all that, just quite rare to find anything sub £500 with a bit of test and actual 'shite' these days.

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nev_jr Rank: Austin Maxi

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Salvageable though I reckon.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202306058167475?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&make=Renault&model=Clio&page=2&postcode=rm162tl&price-to=2500&radius=45&fromsra

 

 

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Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

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12 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

 

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

Because they both sold their souls to the NTWICM franchise? I made the mistake about ten years ago of downloading the first 76 albums of NTWICM and I'm still finding hated tracks to delete - why would you actually buy such a weird CD?
OK - the car - I'd not buy it with your money it's a tad crispy and what's the tread saying on the inner side of the Rear N/S tyre? Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'
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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

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1 minute ago, nev_jr said:

Intentionally blurry me thinks

Thank God - I thought, for a minute, it was my PoundLand reading glasses.
Crispy car, the seller's maybe flying a kite but, then again: If you don't ask you dont' get

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On 8/28/2023 at 5:02 PM, grogee said:

Is that what the Futurama episode was based on? 

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Yeah it is, I watched the Futurama episode the other day that's what reminded me.

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EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

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2 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/706017841362351/

'And when she shines, she really shows you all she can'

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I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because.......... 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false


Product photo of 2008 Suzuki Swift

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11 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because.......... 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false


Product photo of 2008 Suzuki Swift

I was thinking that looked like a lovely car that's probably done no miles and a decent price.

Then I saw the mileage. Fuck sitting in something like that for 150,000 miles. I'd rather put a cocktail stick down my japs eye!

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