eBay tat volume 3.

[pilninggas]

48 minutes ago, grogee said:

It's weird, the 9,823 previous del boy bastardizations weren't at all funny, but this 9,824th one is hilarious...

not. 

To be fair to it, it is miniature, based on a mobility scooter, built from the ground-up and even has a smoke machine for max trotters-running-from-fallen-chandelier-mansion nonsense rather than taking the usual Robin with 1/4 ton of wob and b&q mixed yellow rubbish.

[Cavcraft]

4 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm always confused when it's £1000 start or best offer. Does that mean they want £5000 for it? 

 

I always assume it means £1,000 ono, but some people get shitty if you drop an offer in. It's easier to just set the bottom price to reject offers below 'X' amount. 

[wesacosa]

[egg]

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

[wesacosa]

48 minutes ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

damn, I was in Herne Bay at the weekend 

[TheOtherStu]

1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

[egg]

3 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said:

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

yup agree with all that, just quite rare to find anything sub £500 with a bit of test and actual 'shite' these days.

[SmokinWaffle]

1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

I can smell the Chinese takeaway musk in the seats from here 

[egg]

It's sold now anyway, took 2 hours.

[camryv6]

On 8/27/2023 at 9:37 PM, grogee said:

Are you the guy that keeps putting little doors on the bottom of trees? 

No that is the fairies, isn't it ?

[Cavcraft]

1.4 Vauxhall Astra minutes. | eBay

'430-year-old car drives really well'

[Cavcraft]

1999 LDV Convoy MOTORHOME Standard Roof Minibus Diesel Manual | eBay

[EyesWeldedShut]

Bargain for somebody (I was lurking watching)

[nev_jr]

 

Salvageable though I reckon.

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202306058167475?sort=price-asc&advertising-location=at_cars&include-delivery-option=on&make=Renault&model=Clio&page=2&postcode=rm162tl&price-to=2500&radius=45&fromsra

 

 

 

 

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

[EyesWeldedShut]

12 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

 

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

Because they both sold their souls to the NTWICM franchise? I made the mistake about ten years ago of downloading the first 76 albums of NTWICM and I'm still finding hated tracks to delete - why would you actually buy such a weird CD?
OK - the car - I'd not buy it with your money it's a tad crispy and what's the tread saying on the inner side of the Rear N/S tyre? Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'

[nev_jr]

1 minute ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'

Intentionally blurry me thinks

[grogee]

2 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

why would you actually buy such a weird CD

Music for people who don't like music. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, nev_jr said:

Intentionally blurry me thinks

Thank God - I thought, for a minute, it was my PoundLand reading glasses.
Crispy car, the seller's maybe flying a kite but, then again: If you don't ask you dont' get

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 minute ago, grogee said:

Music for people who don't like music. 

Wasn't that a Brian Eno album

[grogee]

21 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

 

[egg]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

'430-year-old car drives really well'

 

one of your very best!

[morrisoxide]

On 8/28/2023 at 5:02 PM, grogee said:

Is that what the Futurama episode was based on? 

Yeah it is, I watched the Futurama episode the other day that's what reminded me.

[egg]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/706017841362351/

'And when she shines, she really shows you all she can'

[EyesWeldedShut]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/706017841362351/

'And when she shines, she really shows you all she can'

I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because.......... 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false

[egg]

11 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

(Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

[D.E]

Quote

could be ideal as a downer car 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/386059118257?hash=item59e2eaa6b1:g:qrIAAOSw1KZk7fUx

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, egg said:

one of your very best!

Got to be the oldest, too! 🤣

[EyesWeldedShut]

9 hours ago, egg said:

My Mum's favourite movie. I thought Howard better on a horse tho'

[EyesWeldedShut]

Not tat really - Brm. brm, 65,000 miles, £5K - seller seems to be a dealer whose selling some of his 'private collection' and this is one of them. Also a clio 172 for £6K and some other stuff

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/207577422073252/

[TheOtherStu]

11 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

I really like that little car. Here a little Swift near me that nobody wants - how about a Taylor Swift lyric (Duran Duran are just so ... last century?)

Suzuki Swift (Diesel) miles from wherever you are - reduced by £220 to £1475 because.......... 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/112316838780896/search/?query=suzuki swift&exact=false

I was thinking that looked like a lovely car that's probably done no miles and a decent price.

Then I saw the mileage. Fuck sitting in something like that for 150,000 miles. I'd rather put a cocktail stick down my japs eye!