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grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

How bloody ace does this look?

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2004 Citroen DISPATCH 19D MOBILITY VEHICLE 5 SEATER DISABLED RAMP WINCH | eBay

I think you'll struggle to find a better van/camper/WAV/motorbike carrier around that money.

I'm always confused when it's £1000 start or best offer. Does that mean they want £5000 for it? 

I agree though it's decent. Despite the NA diesel it's a proper conversion with a thick steel ramp. 

If it was actually £1000 I'd buy it then take my mum out in it for a few day trips. She lives near Tavistock ( @HMC land) and the wheelchair taxi service is £££ and unreliable. I've often thought there's a good living to be made providing a decent wheelchair taxi service. 

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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11 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Renault Espace 2 Litre Petrol, Spares Or Repair | eBay

It's been used as a van and has some lights on the dashboard. Could be a cheapo though.

That's a great ULEZ beater van vehicle but I suspect that's what it's already been used as. I remember someone saying the 2.0 pez was slow AF but that wouldn't matter in London as you rarely get above walking pace anyway. 

MorrisItalSLX Rank: Isuzu Florian

MorrisItalSLX

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16 hours ago, grogee said:

Legend has it they can run on no coolant, but that is probably bolex.

Most engines would.

Briefly.

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pilninggas Rank: Citroen Ami

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TIT-Rep for sale

 

 

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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24 minutes ago, pilninggas said:

TIT-Rep for sale

 

 

It's weird, the 9,823 previous del boy bastardizations weren't at all funny, but this 9,824th one is hilarious...

not. 

pilninggas Rank: Citroen Ami

pilninggas

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48 minutes ago, grogee said:

It's weird, the 9,823 previous del boy bastardizations weren't at all funny, but this 9,824th one is hilarious...

not. 

To be fair to it, it is miniature, based on a mobility scooter, built from the ground-up and even has a smoke machine for max trotters-running-from-fallen-chandelier-mansion nonsense rather than taking the usual Robin with 1/4 ton of wob and b&q mixed yellow rubbish.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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4 hours ago, grogee said:

I'm always confused when it's £1000 start or best offer. Does that mean they want £5000 for it? 

 

I always assume it means £1,000 ono, but some people get shitty if you drop an offer in. It's easier to just set the bottom price to reject offers below 'X' amount. 

TheOtherStu Rank: BL Wedge

TheOtherStu

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1 hour ago, egg said:

£400 with MOT in Herne Bay, be quick!

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/834200438326174/

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The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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3 minutes ago, TheOtherStu said:

The "1 year's MOT" is doing a bit of heavy lifting. It's got 7 months.

Reading the current minors on it, that's going to need welding before the next one too.

"Nearside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))

Offside Rear Inner Seat belt anchorage prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive sill (7.1.1 (a) (i))"

yup agree with all that, just quite rare to find anything sub £500 with a bit of test and actual 'shite' these days.

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camryv6 Rank: Citroen Ami

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On 8/27/2023 at 9:37 PM, grogee said:

Are you the guy that keeps putting little doors on the bottom of trees? 

No that is the fairies, isn't it ?

EyesWeldedShut Rank: Lancia Gamma

EyesWeldedShut

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12 minutes ago, nev_jr said:

 

Quick aside, why is ED FUCKING SHEERAN and Queen on the same CD?

Because they both sold their souls to the NTWICM franchise? I made the mistake about ten years ago of downloading the first 76 albums of NTWICM and I'm still finding hated tracks to delete - why would you actually buy such a weird CD?
OK - the car - I'd not buy it with your money it's a tad crispy and what's the tread saying on the inner side of the Rear N/S tyre? Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'
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nev_jr Rank: Austin Maxi

nev_jr

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1 minute ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

Could be 'this is a blurry photo' or 'do not buy this one'

Intentionally blurry me thinks

grogee Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

grogee

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2 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

why would you actually buy such a weird CD

Music for people who don't like music. 

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