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Posted
5 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Is Dunoon near* Cornwall? 

If you live in Australia yes if you live in Cornwall no.

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Posted
6 minutes ago, cort16 said:

If you live in Australia yes if you live in Cornwall no.

So I couldn't get it back on £30 of fuel with the wind behind me? 

Posted
4 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Early 405

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A mate rents a farm building as his workshop and has done for years. I remember the farmer had an E plate 405 which he ran into the ground. Not seen one on an E for ages though.

Posted
1 hour ago, Soundwave said:

I always liked those, and that a manual sport version and not too far from me. Suspect it might need a few quid spending on it. Interestingly one of the other cars they are selling is a £110k Bentley SUV

Posted
7 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

I always liked those, and that a manual sport version and not too far from me. Suspect it might need a few quid spending on it. Interestingly one of the other cars they are selling is a £110k Bentley SUV


Do it - you know it makes sense! You buy it, find out it's more rotten than you thought, get it fixed, and by the time it's MOT'd you're so fed up with it you put it on a roffle, and I'll buy 3 randoms. :D Simples!

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9 minutes ago, Soundwave said:


Do it - you know it makes sense! You buy it, find out it's more rotten than you thought, get it fixed, and by the time it's MOT'd you're so fed up with it you put it on a roffle, and I'll buy 3 randoms. :D Simples!

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Its got to the point where if someone isn't trying to flog a car like that for 2 grand as a unique investment opportunity and rare appreciating classic, I assume it must be scrap

Posted
15 hours ago, Shite Ron said:

This looks nice:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Alfa-romeo-giulietta-2-0RS-twin-cam-116-series/114522683038?hash=item1aaa15769e:g:flwAAOSw59Jfsquv
The last two company cars I had were Giulietta ‘s the new ones are nowhere near as nice as this:

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Numberplate looks familiar. I wonder if this is the same one I saw running through Golders Green at the time when Northern Rock were experiencing some financial difficulties? Must remember to dig into the shite photo archive......

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These LDV's are the go-to vehicle if you want a shit camper conversion that looks worse than death

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-convoy/114518596766

This looks literally 50x less appealing than clamping my knackers in a 'Breville' toastie maker then turning it on and listening to Ed Sheeran's 'Galway Girl' on repeat as it warms up

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25 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ldv-convoy/114518596766

This looks literally 50x less appealing than clamping my knackers in a 'Breville' toastie maker then turning it on and listening to Ed Sheeran's 'Galway Girl' on repeat as it warms up

 

Absolutely beautiful. Who WOULDN'T want to go for a slash in full view of everyone passing by?

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Or a shit, just drop your keks and give everyone a full moon through the rear window. Its not even a high roof so good luck standing up afterwards, you'll have to 'fall forwards' and crawl away off the friggin Frank Zappa FFS

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1 minute ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Or a shit, just drop your keks and give everyone a full moon through the rear window. Its not even a high roof so good luck standing up afterwards!!! Agh


Ugh, imagine being stuck in an LDV van with the olfactory aftermath of last night's badly-cooked camping food. I mean being stuck in any van with that is bad, but an LDV just adds that extra layer of desperation.

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Why the fuck do people bother? that LDV would make a much better camper if you just slung an old mattress on the floor in the back. If you need a piss, just open the sliding door and piss directly out of it, that's what about 90% of people do anyway.

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I prefer to comply with public decency laws by using the offside rear wheel (wees only). That said I did catch one of my colleagues standing behind his work caddy pissing into it through the rear doors. 

Posted
16 hours ago, cort16 said:

I remember this half arsed Allard resurrection attempt. I think there were two or three different ones, unless they just made one and swapped wheels and light treatments.

Looks a bit like @vulgalour could have made it, but just not as well executed as his Princess.

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I'm getting hints of X-Type and Bristol Fighter, with a base note of Lexus and a not insignificant dash of Bernie and Leepu.

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