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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Suzuki Liana for £50, East Sussex. Owner reckons won't pass another MoT. "Lots of advisories"

  • Nearside Headlamp has a product on the lens but not seriously reducing light output (4.1.4 (b))
  • Nearside Front Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge inner edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Nearside Rear Tyre worn close to legal limit/worn on edge (5.2.3 (e))
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm pin or bush worn but not resulting in excessive movement rear bush (5.3.4 (a) (i))
  • Nearside Front Service brake binding but not excessively (1.2.1 (f))
  • Nearside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Offside Front Brake disc worn, pitted or scored, but not seriously weakened (1.1.14 (a) (ii))
  • Nearside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Rear Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Offside Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material front to rear (1.1.11 (c))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension rod corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Suspension component mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Rear Sub-frame corroded but not seriously weakened (5.3.3 (b) (i))
  • Nearside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • Offside Rear Subframe mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (5.3.6 (a) (i))
  • surface corrosion underside

Pfft. Nitpicking then.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Suzuki-liana-spares-or-banger-racing/283973596650?hash=item421e2535ea:g:xQQAAOSwXmlfL-2M

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Another broken RR on Dino Farts, sounds like matey has spunked a kings ransom on it, and the ungrateful bastard won't play ball. 

So 

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im 100s if not 1000s into it
 
BUT NOW I QUIT!

Could you be the one to conquer the problems? £520 so far, no reserve, in Stalybridge.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-p38-l322-replica-spares-or-repairs-L-K/224111556360?hash=item342e16f708:g:mmYAAOSwU59fL-1m

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This is ace, was for sale previously somewhere but as it doesn't have any wiring, so (unless run with a brake light under 'daytime MOT', or you just play ignorant 'cause it's test exempt now) it's a bit of a hassle to see the road again. 

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUZUKI-GT50-1979-BARRY-SHEENE-RACE-BIKE-REPLICA-CLASSIC-2-STROKE/164339427188?hash=item264364a774:g:Ct8AAOSwoWFfOB8U

 

 

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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These 'doggers window' RoadRunners are fucking ace. Hard to tell from pics, but possibly doesn't have the ace red seats though.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAF-FA-7-5T-Very-Low-KMS-Ex-Race-Car-Transporter-CUMMINS-6B-Engine/313181925335?hash=item48eb18efd7:g:5d4AAOSwGx1fGELy

SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

#AVAS etc. £7995 for this one, getting to the point where I might consider one. This is from motorhub - aren't they cunts?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Vauxhall-Monaro-5-7-i-V8-2dr/283958476194?hash=item421d3e7da2:g:ye0AAOSwPqleLnjg

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Yep, and that one's been in their showroom a year or more, dropped a grand in price in that time as well.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quirky-camper-converted-horsebox-off-grid-motorhome/274460581315?hash=item3fe7201dc3:g:e1MAAOSw1EtfN-iG

 

'Could be air B&B Business'

 

I mean, who wouldn't want to stay in a fucking wardrobe with an extendable snooker table that's resting on two cattle prods?

 

Everybody, that's who.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unimog-404-camper-van-overland-expedition/184403184278?hash=item2aef494a96:g:wQ0AAOSwdu9fN9rr

 

I  suppose that tart's bedroom wallpaper-esque quote was cheaper to have made than 'Not all those who want to sleep in a 1970's scout's fucking ruck sack half atop Jones' van from 'Dad's Army' have full control of their faculties' 

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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10 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Quirky-camper-converted-horsebox-off-grid-motorhome/274460581315?hash=item3fe7201dc3:g:e1MAAOSw1EtfN-iG

 

'Could be air B&B Business'

 

I mean, who wouldn't want to stay in a fucking wardrobe with an extendable snooker table that's resting on two cattle prods?

 

Everybody, that's who.

 

 

"Included with the camper is a toilet tent and new thetford toilet .Can easily be brought inside the vehicle or used outside."

The only space I could see the toilet fitting is opposite the sofa. I guess the logo on the floor gives it away. Could be a bit embarrassing if you've got friends sat on the sofa and lasts night's vindaloo is back to say hello.

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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mitsisigma01 Rank: Lancia Gamma

mitsisigma01

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1 hour ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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Econoline and 5 litre petrol don't really belong in the same sentence do they ?

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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On 8/16/2020 at 2:39 AM, NorfolkNWeigh said:

I’m supposed to be looking for a camper an for about £5k to use for weekends away etc. MrsN wants some sort of VW , but £5000 barely buys a a rottenT4 with 250k miles and some scabby Audi rims , not a lot of room either.

What are the chances of convincing her this is a much more sensible bet? 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-econoline-carriage-camper/233681781870?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131231084308%26meid%3D6759cfc82e884e9db8a31b2fcd64e9d2%26pid%3D100010%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D274460581315%26itm%3D233681781870%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p2047675.c100010.m2109

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You would be telling her the absolute truth, but if she thinks she wants a VW then your chances of the truth prevailing are ZERO. 

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