eBay tat volume 3.

24,834 · February 18, 2020

Found some kit cars on FB Marketplace,

VW-based Sterling Nova, popular in the US:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/188817505543027/

However, if you want a Méhari alternative, try a BMC 1100-based "Ranger":

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1885334961610593/

28,546 · February 18, 2020

Be like me.

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1203551

It’s a truly terrible listing. The seller says it has a year’s MOT, but the DVLA says that the year in question was 2009.

‘Offers invited’: I’d be lowballing this, but it could be a great car after a thorough service.

5,299 · February 18, 2020

1 hour ago, Austat said:

However, if you want a Méhari alternative, try a BMC 1100-based "Ranger":

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1885334961610593/

I had one of those briefly in the late 90s. Drove it from Suffolk to Bristol. Sold it as soon as possible thereafter. It was awful.

February 18, 2020

12 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

Not sure but he does have a pan on his head. He might one bag for the wife?

22,703 · February 18, 2020

13 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

22,703 · February 18, 2020

11 hours ago, captain_70s said:

I am erect.

He's reduced the price too. Was £2k for a couple of weeks.

I don't remember them that brown and beige even when new. My father's X plate 'Ultra' Horizon in black with silver detail looked almost ASBO in contrast.

86,813 · February 18, 2020

Tide y

350 quid tho

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2623900811038951/

47,364 · February 18, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

47,364 · February 18, 2020

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

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Interior has been insulated and panelled out, ceiling insulated and tongue and grooved, 2 skylights fitted and roof has been sealed but one small leak remains by side entrance door. Side entrance door has a fold down step for access in

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

47,364 · February 18, 2020

2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

'Corodavirus'

6,281 · February 18, 2020

49 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

Strange it doesn't have the Japanese style rear plate recess or an obviously tacked-on rear fog light (the usual tell-tale signs a car is an import).

22,703 · February 18, 2020

1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

'Corodavirus'

You'd think after a century of trying* to find an antidote, Ford would have come up with a solution for it.

22,703 · February 18, 2020

1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

No photos of the interior, flat tyres and question marks over whether it'll even start just add to the charm*.

I wonder what that chubby Kevin McCloud fella would think of it?

22,063 · February 18, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Freelander-Pre-Production-RBAC/202901564208?hash=item2f3de02b30:g:XY8AAOSwUrFeKLbc

Pre Production Hippo

but shit pictures taken off a pc monitor ring alarum bells

22,063 · February 18, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-fiesta-1990-1-1/324076090291?hash=item4b7470b3b3:g:--IAAOSwCOhePqPG

Frilly with no MOT

12,820 · February 18, 2020

Wob-a-rama!

Wheels look shit too.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Fiat-500-Giardiniera-Suicide-Doors-LHD-Retro-classic-car-registered-in-UK/143523192504

18,091 · February 18, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/American-Ford-LTD-Landau/153836629753?hash=item23d160aef9:g:WjcAAOSw48ZeSz

i'll just leave this yankee land yacht here for us all to appreciate.

12,820 · February 18, 2020

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-500-Impala/312761874827

12,820 · February 18, 2020

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PLEASE NOTE: AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, THE CITROEN 2CV ARCADIANE'S WERE ONLY BUILT IN LEFT HAND DRIVE, SO THEREFORE, I BELIEVE THIS ONE HAS BEEN CONVERTED IN THE PAST AT SOME POINT TO A VAN/ESTATE

ALSO, THE FRONT WINDOW WERE NEVER SPLIT WINDOWS IN THE 2CV ARCADIANE'S, GIVING ME FURTHER KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS VEHICLE IS MOST DEFINITELY A CONVERSION