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Maurice Marina Rank: Austin Maxi

Maurice Marina

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12 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

Not sure but he does have a pan on his head. He might one bag for the wife?

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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13 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

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Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

 

 

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

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Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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11 hours ago, captain_70s said:

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I am erect.

He's reduced the price too. Was £2k for a couple of weeks.

I don't remember them that brown and beige even when new. My father's X plate 'Ultra' Horizon in black with silver detail looked almost ASBO in contrast. 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

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Interior has been insulated and panelled out, ceiling insulated and tongue and grooved, 2 skylights fitted and roof has been sealed but one small leak remains by side entrance door. Side entrance door has a fold down step for access in

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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2 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

'Corodavirus'

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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49 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-yaris-automatic-4x4/324075962228

Yaris automatic 4x4!!!

I thought the lad was bullshitting but seemingly such a spec did exist in japan, and this is badged as a 'Vitz' not a Yaris so I reckon he could be telling the truth. OLLI!!!

Strange it doesn't have the Japanese style rear plate recess or an obviously tacked-on rear fog light (the usual tell-tale signs a car is an import).

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

'Corodavirus'

You'd think after a century of trying* to find an antidote, Ford would have come up with a solution for it. 

Dick Cheeseburger Rank: Talbot Tagora

Dick Cheeseburger

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1 hour ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

struggling with the UK's housing crisis?

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Camper-conversion/383426700279

 

Starting bid of £500 on this, looks like its in quite a nice spot too, simply bid and move straight in. Sorted

No photos of the interior, flat tyres and question marks over whether it'll even start just add to the charm*.

I wonder what that chubby Kevin McCloud fella would think of it? 

 

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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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PLEASE NOTE: AS FAR AS I AM AWARE, THE CITROEN 2CV ARCADIANE'S WERE ONLY BUILT IN LEFT HAND DRIVE, SO THEREFORE, I BELIEVE THIS ONE HAS BEEN CONVERTED IN THE PAST AT SOME POINT TO A VAN/ESTATE
 
ALSO, THE FRONT WINDOW WERE NEVER SPLIT WINDOWS IN THE 2CV ARCADIANE'S, GIVING ME FURTHER KNOWLEDGE THAT THIS VEHICLE IS MOST DEFINITELY A CONVERSION

 

 
 
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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9 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

Billy, exactly what percentage of your spare time do you spend searching the Internet for adverts for damaged Ivecos?

 

About 97-98%.

 

 

The rest of it is just wasted.

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anonymous user

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I'd love that cf, I could drive around in it advertising my gardening business, while pinching scrap and fly tipping.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Scuse me M8, have you seen Norman Wisdom anywhere?'

 

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'Yeah, he's over that way'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PAO-1-0-Manual-1989-ELECTRIC-ROOF-SOLID-MOT-FANTASTIC/264638560447?hash=item3d9daff8bf:g:8~oAAOSwavReE4ih

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