eBay tat volume 3.

[nacho man]

You know this just drives ace.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-TRANSIT-80-POPULAR-MK3-2-0-spares-or-repairs-project/333487628495?hash=item4da56960cf:g:5scAAOSw7aBd5mRc

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk

 

'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Opel-Commodore-GSE/264607476912?hash=item3d9bd5acb0:g:DmoAAOSwvudeKDmg

 

[Spurious]

2 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1-2-Corsa-Breeze/124056932477?hash=item1ce25e907d:g:kr4AAOSw7TReKDlk

 

'Car has a smell of curry but would come out with a valet'

Also 

 

"Needs a service, possibly needs new brakes, slight knocking noise in the passenger front wheel but had no issues yet with any of them.

 

In first gear needs a lot of revs otherwise it jumps but only happens when car is cold"

 

Clearly a shagged takeaway delivery car.  

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, but (ref that Corsa) a couple of hundred quid cheaper and it's heading through the Queensway tunnel.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Norton-Harley/283753057978?hash=item4211000eba:g:KnoAAOSwSlVeKC4O

[wuvvum]

A pair of Kittens.

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/cadillac-brougham/24015109

Cadillac, "driving no problem", for €2200 (£1800) plus a ferry crossing to Ireland

Tempting! 

[The Vicar]

https://www.donedeal.ie/vintagecars-for-sale/1985-audi-100/23510415

UK reg Audi 100 for sale in the west of Ireland of all places, looks very tidy for its 460k miles!

[Rod/b]

4 hours ago, w00dy said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-Metro-GTA-Solid-shell-31k-from-new-appreciating-classic/333488477048

Same as my second car this, it will have the carb fed 1.4 K series in it on the H plate. I absolutely loved mine. Sold it to a mate who had it stolen. 

[Schaefft]

Ultimate bang for your buck? Rolls Royce Silver Spirit with 81k mile for 2500 quid

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1233890950135100/

 

How could a Rolls Royce advertised on facebook using the shittiest pictures be a bad decision?

[BeEP]

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

[Luxxo Waftybarger]

Potato Series Land Rover

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F254482650242

eBay app on me bleddy phone won't let me share pics

Quote

Forest Land rover series rangerover hybrid Perkins engine on row crop wheels!!!"

[cort16]

Just look at those arches . did they cut up some  port holes from a wrecked trawler?

https://m.facebook.com/marketplace/item/628971877870801/?ref=browse_tab

[busmansholiday]

1 hour ago, BeEP said:

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

Not just the pic that's cracking; the description leaves a bit to be desired (engine & box extra!).

 

[3VOM]

For your final Volvo Massive meet up.....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-Hearse-and-Limousine-Funeral-Fleet/303446762036?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

[face]

1 hour ago, BeEP said:

Hillman Hunter.  Cracking main photo!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/hillman-hunter/164043273076

Shoe in shot, sadly not moccasin.

Am out.

[Cavcraft]

You learn something every day.

Turns out CF is for Cat Flap.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Ice-cream-Van-Whitby-Morrison-cummins-body-Just-been-painted/223868942038?hash=item341fa0f6d6:g:O-oAAOSwu1FeGKUJ

 

' ...when it arrived but was an awful colour and needed some TLC.'

 

 

'I then had it painted in Matt black and gloss White'

 

And made it 37,615 times worse.

[Cavcraft]

How easy it is to cut VW hand brake cables?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Transporter-T25-T3-1987-1-8l-Camper-Van-BEAUTIFUL-HAND-CONVERSION/223869203301?hash=item341fa4f365:g:fhsAAOSwzQFeKJHy

 

'Beautiful hand conversion'

 

 

 

Passing the mayonnaise seems to involve some sort of 'Wallace & Grommit' type caper, where all the spices fall into that shoplifter's handbag, which causes the bog lid to lift up and last night's curry instigated Richard propagates that tomato plant.

[Cavcraft]

Let's see if this effort is any better...

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Maxus-camper-van-conversion-2008-LWB-ex-post-office/174165682696?hash=item288d156a08:g:oMcAAOSwrvteKGVO

 

Verdict: No.

 

[DVee8]

Summer ain't to far away

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1364927260355061/

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Camper/114078405537?hash=item1a8f9a53a1:g:6kAAAOSwwnNeJ2Gl

 

Imagine a holiday in that fucking thing? I'd rather spin round and round and round and round on a twizzly chair and shit in an ice bucket

 

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2616301101823623/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/109665900466293/

Calling @Cavcraft, @UltraWomble

[Dannyk]

I dont need another shite red car with mot problems

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/467928417195447/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/550286352227750/

[DVee8]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/171811310713772/

[morrisoxide]

Oh yes.

Those tyres need binning straight away and the price is way way out of my comfort level.

But look it comes with a vanity mirror in the glove box. I have no idea why that pleases me but it does.

You'd have to be careful around the cup holders when you open the vanity mirror, you wouldn't want to spill your cocktail now would you.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Studebaker-Avanti-R3-5-0-Supercharged-V8-Rebuilt-Motor-1964-Muscle-car/223868702244?hash=item341f9d4e24:g:dnsAAOSwrcReKC20&autorefresh=true

[outlaw118]

Be like @Nev exactly the same colour and all. Decent thing, I likes it, if I had the ££, time, space, Zzzzzzz
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-MG-ZS-2-5-V6-180BHP-Trophy-Yellow-Spares-or-Repair-Drive-Away/333486492800?hash=item4da5580c80:g:4CkAAOSwUEheJY5s