Shite related presents

[GeordieInExile]

 

A mate of mine got me this magnificent t-shirt which references my shite car.

 

Merry Christmas all, and may all your Christmasses be shite.

[Ohdearme]

In the spirit of shit cracker style jokes and vaguely related...

 

What do you call a policeman that drives a SAAB?

 

DI Cassette.

[Ohdearme]

Erm, got this from the wife?

 

Apparently it’s to go in my office...would have preferred a desk or a lock to keep the kids out first

 

So I can play with it by myself, obviously.

[Wingz123]

Not a bad pressie that ^^ go nice on a window sill

[beko1987]

I wrapped up the de-icer and new scraper we bought whilst shopping last week for Amy... Was going to wrap the screenwash too but I tipped that into the 406 yesterday (which must have a fucking huge washer tank as it ate 5l and still wanted more)

[fordperv]

Got a few shite related gifts, only took a picture of one yet though

 

Mrs fps mum and dad got me this

 

 

Mrs fps dad has been winding mrs fp up telling her it's for the living room

[beko1987]

Brilliant, you can blame him when you get moaned at when it's up on the wall tomorrow!

[bub2006]

Our lass bought me a Haynes model build your own engine and a pair of rigger boots among other things. I'm happy.

[mercrocker]

 Was going to wrap the screenwash too but I tipped that into the 406 yesterday (which must have a fucking huge leak as it ate 5l and still wanted more)

 

EFA

[egg]

Well done Mrs Egg.

 

[Remspoor]

[Kiltox]

My other half bought me a jokey hammer and screwdriver combo thing - unwrapped it early yesterday when mounting some furniture on the wall in our new house and in need of a hammer.

 

One of those presents you think you’ll never need but is actually stupidly useful

[DVee8]

No1  son got me a alloy wheel cleaning brush and a RAC tyre compressor.

No2 son got Mrs V8 a crap bmw bauble.

[Justin Case]

Mrs C bought me a slow cooker. I think it will make a good parts cleaner.

[Bren]

Battery for the SD1.A 750 A affair that hopefully will start the bastard thing.

[spike60]

My ex got me some black furry dice. I told her if I hang them on the mirror I'll have to explain to everyone at work what they are, no one else will remember the 1970's....

[Wingz123]

Mrs C bought me a slow cooker. I think it will make a good parts cleaner.

Lol stick a whole chicken in it and from that point on your oven will accumulate cobwebs

[320touring]

The burds Uncle Robert played a blinder!

 

[Noel Tidybeard]

Our lass bought me a Haynes model build your own engine and a pair of rigger boots among other things. I'm happy.

 

be sure to wear your new boots when assembling that engine- we all know you're bound to drop it on yer foot! :mrgreen:

[mat_the_cat]

Not exactly a shite present, but for a (in most people's opinions) shite car...

 

[fordperv]

I did have an absolutely dangerous gift, Mrs fps mum and dad got me a chainsaw attachment for my grinder, what could possibly go wrong

 

A couple of other things I had car related that I took a picture of

 

 

I have had some parts for my yb as well

[Steve79]

My other half bought me a jokey hammer and screwdriver combo thing - unwrapped it early yesterday when mounting some furniture on the wall in our new house and in need of a hammer.

 

One of those presents you think you’ll never need but is actually stupidly useful

I got one of these. Was actually pretty chuffed. Sad I know!

[Wingz123]

I got given this by my daughters (they are 4 and 7) which was quite a meaningful gift. Hopefully sometime in the not too distant future I’ll be driving one for real....

[Guest Hooli]

My other half bought me a jokey hammer and screwdriver combo thing - unwrapped it early yesterday when mounting some furniture on the wall in our new house and in need of a hammer.

 

One of those presents you think you’ll never need but is actually stupidly useful

Not the little black ones with flames up?

 

Half the people I know in bike clubs got them the other year when they appeared around here.

[Guest Hooli]

My ex got me some black furry dice. I told her if I hang them on the mirror I'll have to explain to everyone at work what they are, no one else will remember the 1970's....

I has furry dice on a motorbike for years. I'm going to replace them as part of the rebuild. ..

The best part is they are an air freshener

[bigstraight6]

The wife got me this lovely old imperial socket set...

And this for my collection of beer related stuff

[Ghosty]

Think I did quite well. The pewter R4 keyring is absolutely beautiful and very well detailed.

[sierraman]

I got a book on Rose West, some socks and pants and a pair of shoes. I’m quite happy with that.

[Ghosty]

It may or may not reflect my future car buying plans.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I has furry dice on a motorbike for years. I'm going to replace them as part of the rebuild. ..

The best part is they are an air freshener

 

...hang on, an air freshener on a bike?!?