Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[Jim Bell]

Any left chap?

Yes. Theres a list a page back man.

[nebuchenezer]

Oooooh!

 

A random please if one is still available.

 

(Am I destined to give you all my money for roffles W²?)

[Jim Bell]

1. Dome

2. Flat4alfa

3. Captaincalzone

4. Yesouisi

5. Sri05

6. Tayne

7. Bramz7

8. Fatpirate

9. Cavcraft

10. Jams

11. Chaserracer

12. Neberchenezzer

13. Tam

14. Dicklongbridge

15. Chatsharris

16. Seacow

17. Andyw201

18. FartOnADuck

19. Blakey79

20. Yesouisi

21. Rantingyoof

22. 83c

23. L1

24. Cort16

25. Chatsharris

26. Danteezza

27. Flat4alfa

28. New POD

29.

30. RobT

31. Yesouisi

32. Hertz

33. Captaincalzone

34. Chaserracer

35. Chatsharris

36. Holbeck

37. Rantingyoof

38. Supernaught

39. MikeD

40. Cobblers

41. Yesouisi

42. Hertz

43. Clayts450

44. Chaserracer

45. Chatsharris

46. RobT

47. Bramz7

48. Davehedgehog31

49. Captainfurious

50. Sri05

51. Yesouisi

52. 83c

53. Flat4alfa

54. Cavcraft

55. Chatsharris

56. Fatpirate

57. Danterrza

58. Spottyshite

59. Supernaught

[Jim Bell]

List moved forward. Fair warning, flat4alfa may be having it so bear with.

[Captain Furious]

I can hardly bear it...

 

I want to win this because, apart from its epic level of browness, I honestly believe that old straight 6 beemers this vintage have the finest sounding starter motors of any car ever.

[nacho man]

If there are any left I will have two.

[overrun]

I’ll have the usual number of tickets please.

[AndyW201]

Yes. Theres a list a page back man.

I'll have one if theres any left please.

[Jim Bell]

All updated.

 

BUT.

 

Just had a voicemail from Flat4Alpha.

 

 

Looks like he will be taking it so roffle is again PAUSED.

 

Really sorry to all passengers. Please keep your arms and hands inside the vehicle at all times.

 

The Brown Trout roffle Rollercoaster is liable to stop or begin again without warning.

 

Management accept no liabilities for disappoints.

[SRi05]

Down with this sort of thing

[greengartside]

Bugger! Am I too late? Only just saw this was being roffled!

[Captain Furious]

Well, that was the fastest excitement\deflation cycle in a roffle so far.

[BorniteIdentity]

StrangeAngel: Triggered.

[cort16]

[SRi05]

Flat4alfa

[Jim Bell]

Bugger! Am I too late? Only just saw this was being roffled!

 

Youre either bang on time, too early OR too late. Nobody is sure any more. Dont worry though, everyone else is in the same boat.

[chatsharris]

If I had to sum this feeling up, it's like being on the vinegar strokes with some lovely lass but just as you're about to 'mayo in the oil cap', she farts.

[Jim Bell]

If I had to sum this feeling up, it's like being on the vinegar strokes with some lovely lass but just as you're about to 'mayo in the oil cap', she farts.

 

Dont shame my fucking kink dude.

[chatsharris]

Not 'stangeangel'ing or anything, just getting excited to see if fiat4alfa goes for it!

[flat4alfa]

If it is any recompense for the suspense in any way..

 

The car I am selling to find driveway space for this monster is my Rover 75 Conn SE Derv which ----- wait for it ------ is going to another shiter!  They very same shiter I bought it from too.  Cars cannae leave this fold even if they try

 

 

[beko1987]

Now, I could...

 

Drive to yours

Dump gooner on your drive

Shitely up to wilsonwilsons

Take out another credit card

Drive brown trout to shitefest

Load it with compressor and such

Drive it back to yours

Jump into laguna

Cry alot

Drive home...

Cry some more

Return to your house at 1am

Kill you

Steal brown trout

????

Profit

 

WCPGW!

[flat4alfa]

Sounds good.  But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However...   Variation idea #1 just in!

 

 

Now, you could...

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E46 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor
Load it with compressor and such
Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

[Fabergé Greggs]

Sounds good. But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However... Variation idea #1 just in!

 

Now, you could...

 

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E36 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor

Load it with compressor and such

Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

Tell us more about this E36...

[Roverageous]

Oh my - this is what the Rover is making way for?! You lucky thing! I half had my eye on the 5er too, but decided it was too far away!

[flat4alfa]

Tell us more about this E36...

 

Typo sorry, I was ten out.  E46

[Supernaut]

[yes oui si]

SAD FACE

[yes oui si]

Typo sorry, I was ten out. E46

Diesel...?

[egg]

The new owner, whoever it is, needs* this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trout-Hunter-Car-Window-Sticker-Leaping-Fish-Fishing-Sign-not-Pike-Boat/263607147249?hash=item3d6035daf1:g:7l8AAOSwVFlUIqJ7

 

[Datsuncog]

Youre either bang on time, too early OR too late. Nobody is sure any more. Dont worry though, everyone else is in the same boat.

Can some kind soul knock up a topic tag of "Experiments in Nonlinear Time" for similar threads in future?

 

Excellent!

 

(Thinking about it, we may also need to get some indemnification waivers drafted for all rofflees, in case someone ends up marrying their granddaughter by mistake, or something.)