Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[nacho man]

If there are any left I will have two.

[overrun]

I’ll have the usual number of tickets please.

[AndyW201]

Yes. Theres a list a page back man.

I'll have one if theres any left please.

[Jim Bell]

All updated.

 

BUT.

 

Just had a voicemail from Flat4Alpha.

 

 

Looks like he will be taking it so roffle is again PAUSED.

 

Really sorry to all passengers. Please keep your arms and hands inside the vehicle at all times.

 

The Brown Trout roffle Rollercoaster is liable to stop or begin again without warning.

 

Management accept no liabilities for disappoints.

[SRi05]

Down with this sort of thing

[greengartside]

Bugger! Am I too late? Only just saw this was being roffled!

[Captain Furious]

Well, that was the fastest excitement\deflation cycle in a roffle so far.

[BorniteIdentity]

StrangeAngel: Triggered.

[cort16]

[SRi05]

Flat4alfa

[Jim Bell]

Bugger! Am I too late? Only just saw this was being roffled!

 

Youre either bang on time, too early OR too late. Nobody is sure any more. Dont worry though, everyone else is in the same boat.

[chatsharris]

If I had to sum this feeling up, it's like being on the vinegar strokes with some lovely lass but just as you're about to 'mayo in the oil cap', she farts.

[Jim Bell]

If I had to sum this feeling up, it's like being on the vinegar strokes with some lovely lass but just as you're about to 'mayo in the oil cap', she farts.

 

Dont shame my fucking kink dude.

[chatsharris]

Not 'stangeangel'ing or anything, just getting excited to see if fiat4alfa goes for it!

[flat4alfa]

If it is any recompense for the suspense in any way..

 

The car I am selling to find driveway space for this monster is my Rover 75 Conn SE Derv which ----- wait for it ------ is going to another shiter!  They very same shiter I bought it from too.  Cars cannae leave this fold even if they try

 

 

[beko1987]

Now, I could...

 

Drive to yours

Dump gooner on your drive

Shitely up to wilsonwilsons

Take out another credit card

Drive brown trout to shitefest

Load it with compressor and such

Drive it back to yours

Jump into laguna

Cry alot

Drive home...

Cry some more

Return to your house at 1am

Kill you

Steal brown trout

????

Profit

 

WCPGW!

[flat4alfa]

Sounds good.  But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However...   Variation idea #1 just in!

 

 

Now, you could...

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E46 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor
Load it with compressor and such
Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

[Fabergé Greggs]

Sounds good. But Shitefest is 5 weeks away so might be egging it a bit...

 

However... Variation idea #1 just in!

 

Now, you could...

 

Take out another credit card + CarTakeBack on the Gooner (joke)

Buy my BMW E36 Tourer for cheap as it is surplus (delivered to Thame)

Drive comfy Bimmer to Shitefest'18

Schlafen in it, because estate car and comfy with wipe-clean Leder and wooden decor

Load it with compressor and such

Drive back

Drop off compressor

Sell Bimmer for profit and/or Roffle to fund Gooner reparations

Return to my house a week later and steal brown trout

Get first refusal on Brown Trout come disposal

WCPGW?

Tell us more about this E36...

[Roverageous]

Oh my - this is what the Rover is making way for?! You lucky thing! I half had my eye on the 5er too, but decided it was too far away!

[flat4alfa]

Tell us more about this E36...

 

Typo sorry, I was ten out.  E46

[Supernaut]

[yes oui si]

SAD FACE

[yes oui si]

Typo sorry, I was ten out. E46

Diesel...?

[egg]

The new owner, whoever it is, needs* this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Trout-Hunter-Car-Window-Sticker-Leaping-Fish-Fishing-Sign-not-Pike-Boat/263607147249?hash=item3d6035daf1:g:7l8AAOSwVFlUIqJ7

 

[Datsuncog]

Youre either bang on time, too early OR too late. Nobody is sure any more. Dont worry though, everyone else is in the same boat.

Can some kind soul knock up a topic tag of "Experiments in Nonlinear Time" for similar threads in future?

 

Excellent!

 

(Thinking about it, we may also need to get some indemnification waivers drafted for all rofflees, in case someone ends up marrying their granddaughter by mistake, or something.)

[Jim Bell]

Dont shame my fucking kink dude.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Fat4Alfa isn’t allowed to buy it, because his username isn’t compliant. Therefore his purchase offer is null and void.

Yay, roffle!

[flat4alfa]

username isn’t compliant

 

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Oh.  What would it need to be for compliancy?   So my whole nine exhausting years of AS life has been a lie!  Oh no.

To be compliant, there are a few basic rules:

 

1. Mouth hidden by moustache.

2. Rotund.

2.5. Username pseudonym for sausage.

3. Loveable Irishman who lives in the tv.

4. Must have joined the beige in October 2010.

 

Apart from that, I don’t think there are any rules, as such.

[clayts450]

 

But for how long ? (expects another last minute buyer to come swooping in when 58 tickets have been sold).