Sold E39 Brown Trout (tm) ROFFLE BACK OFF.

[Supernaut]

One random please!

[flat4alfa]

I was one of the fellas that informed* the seller this was a clocked mileage motor. Felt guilty when he wrote it into the ad and it must have cost him

 

THREE TICKETS PLEASE

 

I love it, inside and out.

[Jim Bell]

Sorry everyone.  Roffle cancelled.  One of your own has offered a fair price outright.

[loserone]

Can I have #23 please.

 

Also, don't tell my mrs.

[clayts450]

Sorry everyone.  Roffle cancelled.  One of your own has offered a fair price outright.

 

Great stuff - it's in the fold and that's all that matters.

 

We await the identity of Mr Brown

[flat4alfa]

Eh wot?

 

I've only just caught up too

[flat4alfa]

Ok MR BROWN

 

Could I ask for first refusal, pretty please ?

[loserone]

Huzzah!

[Split_Pin]

Could this be both the quickest selling and also fastest-filled roffle ever? MIND BLOWN.

[yes oui si]

A FULL FIVE RANDOMS

[yes oui si]

Wait... Fuck

[Jim Bell]

Ok MR BROWN

 

Could I ask for first refusal, pretty please ?

 

 

Noted man.  Duly inserted as understudy to the part of BUYER.

[chatsharris]

Sorry everyone.  Roffle cancelled.  One of your own has offered a fair price outright.

I think I speak for all of us and will say that we hope you enjoy your £200 and Xbox 360.

[Jim Bell]

......And a broken pit bike.

[clayts450]

No half-eaten Twix ? You wuz robbed, mister

[Tayne]

Has JohnK bought it?

[smellypoo]

I've not logged in all day, and this happens!

 

I do not understand, yet I am in awe.

[Jim Bell]

Has JohnK bought it?

No man. Texted him a couple of times over the last couple of days but no reply.

[garbaldy]

Thank god for the quick sale as its saved me trying to find another parking space, I have been trying very successfully* to get the fleet down to single figures and have managed to slim down from 12 cars to a more healthy figure of 18 so think I'm doing okay so far.

[The Moog]

No man. Texted him a couple of times over the last couple of days but no reply.

I reckon he is in the Ax with bucketeer. Alex was probably showing him the heater controls when random gust of wind closed and locked the doors....

[BorniteIdentity]

This means the Brown Trout will be up for grabs.

 

we can have a good old Roffle.  

 

 

 

Sorry everyone.  Roffle cancelled.  

 

 

Standby for StrangeAngel staggering in pissed up, calling you all sorts of names before fucking off into the night.  Hopefully permanently.

 

Well done on the sale dude.  Good to see it's staying around.

[Jim Bell]

Ha ha ha. That possible kind of reaction did cross my mind before accepting a very very slightly higher cash offer. Still a loss like, so I'll manage the guilt accordingly.

[davehedgehog31]

Sorry everyone. Roffle cancelled. One of your own has offered a fair price outright.

And thank God for that.

 

After entering said roffle I had a sudden dose of rational thought and wondered if a nice brown BMW was worth becoming single and castrated for.

[The Moog]

Roffle Thought Flow chart*

 

• Ohh that looks a nice car
• Its only how much a ticket ..
• that’s a bargain..
• that’s for a whole car!
• I will be such a winner driving round in that…
• Right I will have a ticket ..
• Just one isn’t enough …
• maybe two…
• Yes two ..
• “Two tickets please mister”
• Daydreams driving the motor through crowded streets
• All the kids stop and point at the winner driving by…
• They whisper that he stuck it to the man…
• Wanders round in bliss for 10 minutes …
• Checks car location …
• Fucking Shetland…
• Arse…
• Thinks about cancelling …
• Scared that strange people on the internet will judge him
• Rationalises it as a sort of holiday that the other half will tolerate/almost like/let him go by himself
• Breathes again…
• Its ok …
• unlikely to win it …
• Panics …
• but I better have another look
• Ohh that looks a nice car
• Its only how much a ticket ..
• that’s a bargain..
• that’s for a whole car!
• I will be such a winner driving round in that…
• Right I will have a another ticket .. 

 

*other thought processes are available. 

[Split_Pin]

So true ha ha!

[flat4alfa]

I woke up with a pang of regret this morning.

 

I must sort my head out.

[The Moog]

I woke up with a pang of regret this morning.

 

I must sort my head out.

Is that because you did or didnt buy it? 

[flat4alfa]

No I am not the buyer, I am the loser

 

The loss of those caramac seats is going to have me up all night

[Jim Bell]

More exciting news!

 

Due to unforseen circumstances, the shitter who was set for TROUT ACTION has had to pull out. These things happen.

 

As of now, the roffle is back on and we are aiming for the improbbable target of being full up and paid for tommorows draw. Its not impossible, but might be a stretch.

 

If anyone else wants to pull out (from the Roffle) please speak up now so we can slide another eager shitter into your slot (s).

 

 

Engarde!!!!

 

Here we go again!!

[bramz7]

Random me up plz