What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[andy18s]

Ultimate 2 car garage ?

 

 

Ooooooof !!!!!!!!

[Stanky]

Are you making a Tracy island esque underground garage?

 

Nah, its a missile silo, shirley?

[D Spares & Tyres]

The clock in my Scenic hasn`t worked at all for around six months

 

It used to before then if you slapped the dash

 

Hit a massive pot hole today. Clock came on and now works fine with no slapping involved

[STUNO]

Thunderbirds, new series starts this Sunday. Will it be any good ???? No more puppets though, but will the Traceys still bounce along ? It seems they have not aged but have all had an eyebrow trim and some computer aided Botox. All except Parker who is just the same and apparently still voiced by the same person.

Why am I excited ? Second childhood started maybe !

[robinmasters]

Took a leaf out of Beko's book and sold a Dyson I'd cleaned up and serviced. Made a whole £20 for the new watch fund.

[beko1987]

As long as your not near Oxford I'm happy for you! £20 all in or £20 profit? Which machine was it?

[Noel Tidybeard]

Bit more work on my mass grave  proposed garage area. underground storage bunker

 

FIFY

[JohnDeere]

Win of the week (non automobile related I'm afraid)

 

I had a 8" gap in a section of coving after removing a cooker hood.  Shortest length to buy 3m.  Went to the tip on Monday, spotted the plasterboard skip had a rummage and found a perfect length.  Scraped the old cement off, cut it to length, glued it in place and painted it last night... you'd never know.

[Luckythirteen]

The clock in my Scenic hasn`t worked at all for around six months

 

It used to before then if you slapped the dash

 

Hit a massive pot hole today. Clock came on and now works fine with no slapping involved

Renault electrics ftw. I need to find a pothole that'll make the speedo work. Without making the rear speakers cut out once and for all.

[forddeliveryboy]

Bit more work on my mass grave  proposed garage area.

 

 

 

Yes, my first thought was underground garage too. They should make the 'cover' with removable middle sections so that when in the air it doubles as a four poster.

 

That's got me thinking now. A good old four poster lift could be installed in the hole, with a piece of lawn mounted on top of 8' stilts. Instant underground garage for a few hundred quid. Instead of a perfectly manicured lawn with a Porsche rising up out of the ground, there'd be a bit of scruffy grass and weeds with oil stains on it and a rusty Morris Ital appearing to squeaks and groans of the old Tecalemit.

 

[michael1703]

Matt berry

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p02mwfcg

[OwdChina]

LOLs...........Mad dogs and Englishmen etc.

 

That'll teach me.

[Pillock]

I drove an MG3 on Tuesday, and then an MG6. I found the 3 to be quite slidey around corners, the 6 was more planted but not as grippy or quick to accelerate. Steering was quite heavy in both.

 

[Timewaster]

LOLs...........Mad dogs and Englishmen etc.

That'll teach me.

Bloody hell, teach you what?

Not to stand under a ladder while Shakey Mc Quivver varnishes his window frames?

[OwdChina]

Bloody hell, teach you what?

Not to stand under a ladder while Shakey Mc Quivver varnishes his window frames?

Sunblock and hat......in the desert !

[D Spares & Tyres]

The clock in my Scenic hasn`t worked at all for around six months

 

It used to before then if you slapped the dash

 

Hit a massive pot hole today. Clock came on and now works fine with no slapping involved

it stopped working again today...... not sure wether to try find another pothole. shouldn`t be hard

[fred]

Sunblock and hat......in the desert !

 

Now Im no genius but if I was going into a desert I'd use a spoon and a napkin myself,

No....Ohhhh get what you mean now......

[Negative Creep]

The air con in my car hasn't packed up over the winter period. Also, considering that I pay the heating bills I am very much enjoying this upturn in temperatures

[OwdChina]

Now Im no genius but if I was going into a desert I'd use a spoon and a napkin myself,

No....Ohhhh get what you mean now......

 

Totally agree.....Knotted napkin to cover noggin..........spoon to cover nose.

[daveb47]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/11521455/Pastafarian-accuses-DVLA-of-discrimination-for-rejecting-photo-of-him-with-a-colander-on-his-head.html

[purplebargeken]

Blessed be the spaghetti strand. Arrrrrrr, it Be. May you be Touched by His noodly appendage.

[oldcars]

The Shuma passed its mot, mate said the young lad in the garage always comments on how clean it is, says he thinks i have ocd. I prob do as i really like a clean motor.

[Chas4545]

Was in Scaer, Brittany, and saw this view on the "High Street" 

 

www.google.co.uk/maps/@48.024808,-3.714764,3a,75y,311.75h,77.72t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1smQhXDFoMbdCLvmnLAMmHsg!2e0?hl=en

 

8 wheeled citroen breakdown truck

[Chas4545]

PS Scaer particularly  and Finistere generally seems well and truly financially fooked. Great shite though.

Will post pic of smallest fire engine in the world when I remember how to do it

[Richard]

There is a 1974 Transit fire engine at the place I'm working today, I think it's still in use. I'm tempted to start a fire so I can see it in action.

[Chas4545]

 

Made me smile. Forgive the previous pictureless post

[vulgalour]

mmm, you can smell the LHM from here.  I would say check out the XM Ambulance but that's just out of shot so you'll have to click on the link.

[xtriple]

Just seen a car with a number plate, that on first glance, read; PENIS!

 

It was actually PN15 something, but it made me laugh.

[Keymaster]

Just seen a car with a number plate, that on first glance, read; PENIS!

 

It was actually PN15 something, but it made me laugh.

PN15 is the new PO02. Loads of people apparently rejecting their brand spankers because of the prefix!

[oldcars]

Just seen a car with a number plate, that on first glance, read; PENIS!

 

It was actually PN15 something, but it made me laugh.

Was it on a 3 series BMW???