What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Bobthebeard]

Think we are needing to see them just to be sure

[Slappy]

looked like it had a few too many owners on the V5 to be a footballer

[Bren]

Why do people feel the need to send pictures of themselves with their bits out?

 

If they are ugly, having your cock/balls/clunge/tits out are not going to make them any more appealing?

 

Maybe they are saying -"dont look at my face, look at my clunge, which is like a donkey's yawn".

[MarvinsMom]

ARRRRGHHHH!!!

 

MY EYES........ MY SWEET EYES!!!!!

[Pillock]

Hardly the most erotic thing I've seen.... In fact my lunchtime Pot Noodle was more exciting.

 

Still, probably would.

[Cavcraft]

Careful what you wish for.

[HillmanImp]

Just saw this on B3ta. Brilliant:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LhBZjC_dQ8

[Stanky]

things just keep getting better in the local area. My elderly next door neighbour who normally rolls in a 2 year old citroen picarsehole which has been back to the dealer 11 times in its short life has seemingly replaced it with an R-Reg ALMERA! massive win, there are now 2 matching ones on the drive - mine blue and his red.

 

its from some accident repair place and its immaculate, puts mine in the shade - pretty amazing really but they are hardy old things so probably stand up well to the rigours of being a courtesy car.

 

He's about, but not sure what has happened to necessitate the alternate transport. I assume its not the citroen shitting itself again as its still under warranty, so I guess he's stuffed it into something - I shall find out soon. What pleases me most about this is he is guaranteed to realise that a shit 17 year old nissan is actually BETTER than his newfangled french turd.

 

I have a picture of the two of them but its in fading light so I'll get MOAR BETTR ones tomorrow morning!

 

(also, this could be the start of the HNM - the Hampshire Nissan Massive - an organisation to rival the power and influence of the SVM!)

[D Spares & Tyres]

My mother has an R reg Almera she has had since 2000. It has never broke down or gone wrong apart from the lock barrels wearing out and some welding. 

 

I am going to keep it as part of my shite collection when she buys an automatic

 

there is a local garage with an old Almera courtesy car too

[320touring]

things just keep getting better in the local area. My elderly next door neighbour who normally rolls in a 2 year old citroen picarsehole which has been back to the dealer 11 times in its short life has seemingly replaced it with an R-Reg ALMERA! massive win, there are now 2 matching ones on the drive - mine blue and his red.

 

its from some accident repair place and its immaculate, puts mine in the shade - pretty amazing really but they are hardy old things so probably stand up well to the rigours of being a courtesy car.

 

He's about, but not sure what has happened to necessitate the alternate transport. I assume its not the citroen shitting itself again as its still under warranty, so I guess he's stuffed it into something - I shall find out soon. What pleases me most about this is he is guaranteed to realise that a shit 17 year old nissan is actually BETTER than his newfangled french turd.

 

I have a picture of the two of them but its in fading light so I'll get MOAR BETTR ones tomorrow morning!

 

(also, this could be the start of the HNM - the Hampshire Nissan Massive - an organisation to rival the power and influence of the SVM!)

Needs to be the HNT (for haggis, neeps and tatties)colloquially known as Hampshire Nissan Troupe

[320touring]

Just saw this on B3ta. Brilliant:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LhBZjC_dQ8

Good stuff. Pity B3ta is a shadow of its former self

[AlabamaShrimp]

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Bit random and anythings better than nothing. Shame she's no head though

[D Spares & Tyres]

bobthebeard doesn`t give head it seems

[steve_earwig]

What world do you guys live in where people constantly send you pictures of their bits and pieces? How do I get there?

[HillmanImp]

What world do you guys live in where people constantly send you pictures of their bits and pieces? How do I get there?

 

Sign up as a girl on Plenty of Fish and you will see loads of bits. All boys bits mind you but you were not gender specific in your post. 

[steve_earwig]

Yeah, I'm kind of regretting that now.

 

I'm just imagining Bren there "Oh god no, not another big pair of tits."

[Mr Lobster]

What world do you guys live in where people constantly send you pictures of their bits and pieces? How do I get there?

Hey Steve, check out this one. She's a touch stubbly but shes got a huge hippos yawn and shes waiting for you..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[steve_earwig]

Oh yeah cheers, I'll stick that one in the bank for later

[jakebullet]

Advert in side bar of arsebook. Why has the woman got a cock growing out of her shoulder?

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

The guys who play those dungeons & dragons games love a buxom warrior-woman type and if she's got a massive dong coming off her shoulder so much the better.

[KruJoe]

Let's face it, we're not experts. We should ask Breadvan.

[dave21478]

[Lord Sterling]

My mother has an R reg Almera she has had since 2000. It has never broke down or gone wrong apart from the lock barrels wearing out and some welding.

 

I am going to keep it as part of my shite collection when she buys an automatic

Sounds exactly like Mother_Sterling. She has an S-reg K11 Micra since around late '99. It has honestly wanted for nothing, even when the inevitable welding needed doing on one sill, we asked for body coloured paint to be applied instead of an ugly tide mark.

 

It will be kept and preserved when it is eventually replaced.

[Cavcraft]

I'd be utterly amazed if any grown men who play dungeons and dragons (or whatever it's called) actually even know what a woman looks like.

[Lacquer Peel]

[beko1987]

Made the most of 3/4 a tank of super I still have, and did a Mike in 3rd gear/4.5k/75mph. The shit it blew out was certainly something. Back to pottering about at low revs now I think!

[Ghosty]

Minor grin:

bought some banjo bolts for the Civic off eBay, had some minor bits of swarf in, that Old Man cleaned out.

Sent the seller a message, they replied thanking us for telling them said, they'd look out for it in future and they've sent over a Mintex hat to say thanks

[KruJoe]

I just saved £240 by 20 mins shopping around for insurance.
Do not go with that auto-renew bollocks people! Even after I got my cheapest price on a search, I gave the old insurer a call to see if they could beat it - they immediately slashed £50 off, but I cancelled the auto-renew and took out the new policy anyway. Bloody chancers. Every year for the past eight, I've significantly beaten my renewal quotes, so do it every time!

 

[vulgalour]

Stylish, affordable and local.  I'll finally have something comfortable to sit on downstairs and if my last one of these suites was anything to go by it should last me at least 10 years and 2 house moves.

 

[320touring]

Needs moar anti macasser!