What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Lacquer Peel]

[TagoraSX]

[tooSavvy]

....ha!!

 

TS

[spike60]

A Belgian BMW Z3M Coupe managed to spin into the opposite ditch on a dry road at Le Mans last weekend, probably showboating. Driver is the guy on the phone, his shirt says "Genius". I couldn't get a better pic as Gendarmes or not he may have poked me on the nose. Shame about the nice car.

[TimothyClaypole]

Driving in flip flops... doh.

[saucedoctor]

He's fat

He's wearing wanker shorts

He has an ugly car of a type routinely driven by twats

He's binned it.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[cms206]

Seeing this today...

Regionalbus Arnstadt - IK R5H by cms206, on Flickr

[Inspector Morose]

Holy shit! That's gorgeous!

[burraston2006]

Sun is shining and I'm about to sit in the garden with a pint of Mr.Thatchers Herbal Apple Juice and a pork pie with english mustard. Does life get any better?

[Gerald]

Found this on Viz's feed thing on faceache...

[Bren]

Found this on Viz's feed thing on faceache...

I can beat that.

 

My vauxhall royale had stop start in 1989. Every junction, every set of traffic lights, it stopped.

[scruff]

What a name...! 

 

https://twitter.com/LeylandBrown

[cort16]

Having just signed for a council lockup 2 miles from my house Ibelieve I've moved to level 2 car hoarder now having 3 different location to store/hide cars and pretend they don't exist.

I had the chance of a SII Daimler VDP LWB, which would be perfect for stashing in their but it's 5m long and the lockup is 4.7m long.

I'll just cut the boot off and tack it back on when I take it for the mot is a plan I fear won't work.

[Cavcraft]

Oh aye, been there with that one. Hired a lock up off the council, backed the S3 XJ6 4.2 in and the bastard thing stuck out too far to shut the garage doors.

[Ratdat]

Oh please let this be true...

[Des]

Keeping them crossed here.

[bub2006]

May teach him a lesson but then again what will happen if he don't pay?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

He wont have £100k will he so he won't be able to pay, just means he will be penniless for a while and we can laugh at him a bit more as he 'lives each day as it it was his last' on 50p a week.

[Parky]

I think they will have to make an example of him. If he gets away with a fifty quid fine and three points then every little Herbert is going to give this a whirl with the event becoming higher and higher profile each time.

 

You only live once, but you'll pay for it over and over and over.......

[fordperv]

it'll end up being a couple of quid out of his giro every couple of weeks, i think if the lads that desperate to get onto brands hatch a more fitting punishment would be community service on site in the form of litter picking, cleaning up the track and any other shitty jobs they can think of until the debt is paid in full

[Junkman]

Brands Hatch is private property, so community service will not work.

Why isn't he simply charged with trespassing, though?

[twosmoke300]

Mr B , you have it the wrong way round. Cos he will have no money he will only pay off the fine at 50p a week so won't affect his life at all. Such is the justice system in our country.

[Ratdat]

I'd just enjoy seeing the dumbass having to go to court for a criminal prosecution and then again in a civil action that could drag on for a very long time, causing hassle not only to him but also his friends and family. I'm sure they'll be most grateful. I'd love to see just how full of shit he is when standing in the dock.

[bub2006]

I want to see how this pans out. Yes they should make an example but will they? Typical of the law system in this country. I doubt he will get anymore than a slap on the wrists. Private property thoughif i owned the land i would love to set an example with the little gobshite

[Junkman]

If that bloody law system is going to make an example, then it's most likely by withdrawing Brands Hatch's operating license.

If there isn't a race track, nobody can gatecrash it during a race.

No child left behind etc etc applies.

[fordperv]

Brands Hatch is private property, so community service will not work.

Why isn't he simply charged with trespassing, though?

 

bugger forgot it was private property, shame there isnt a way to work the scrote on there to teach him a lesson

[chaseracer]

Clearly, they have not heard of the wonder that is ShiteFest...

 

http://sniffpetrol.com/2014/06/19/forum-meet-up-less-interesting-than-expected/

[rml2345]

^ Nor have they been to a Scotoshite meet full of fried egg, duraplast, ekranoplan and fankled doilies.

[beko1987]

The plans are set for NuChod collection on Saturday!

 

I won't do a lap of brands though!

[hairnet]

Oh please let this be true...

someone show him to his insurance company - cos isnt motorsport banned on road policies??