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The bemused look on the face of an over-zelous bouncer as Mark E Smith knocked off his baseball cap with a wry grin this evening.

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Stan Freburg

Now that's made me happy! Someone else who enjoys Freburg. St George and the Dragnet is pure class.Got given an LP of his better known recordings when I was little.
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Stan Freburg

Now that's made me happy! Someone else who enjoys Freburg. St George and the Dragnet is pure class.Got given an LP of his better known recordings when I was little.
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I like a lot of old Radio comedies. Goons obviously well known but Round the Horne is superb too. Kenneth Williams at his prime in the days when innuendo was done properly!That said, Bill Bailey and Mitchell and Webb recordings are rapidly becoming my preferred motoring entertainment

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Dutch girls.....just the one actually (i'm not greedy).and The Fall.

Can't bloody argue with either of those.
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Watching a dog rough drug taking and possible prozzy walking up the road with a can of Special Brew and with some equally as rough looking bloke and watching her gob on the floor and it landing the blokes leg she was with.Made me laugh.

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Dutch girls.....just the one actually (i'm not greedy).and The Fall.

Can't bloody argue with either of those.
I can with one of them, but thankfully not very often.
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After thinking there was no MKV Cortinas round here, I have seen 5 in less then a week! There was a Beige estate in Basingstoke, 2 more Estates in Weybridge with another under a cover, and that V8 engined Saloon which parked outside yesterday!

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did a music quiz down the pub last night, and we walked away with the prize money (£50!), had a 20-point lead on the second placed team, which was made up of our mates....very, very satisfying. think we'll be back next week, hopefully we didn't scare everybody else off....

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Totally owning my Ex' who phoned the police on me (As i nice and calmly told her i was coming to collect my things)The Rozzers rang me and explained it would be best to not go down due to a number of reasons (Religion and her family)I then said to "Rozzer lady" .... "But it would not be Illegal for me to collect my things , would it ?"and was rapidly replied too with "Not at all"Rather quickly my things were brought round by her sister and brother YES - i am now free :D (No more harrasment)Pub anyone ? :lol:

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Managing to get a load of funky bits for the SD1 yesterday made me happy.I iz now the owner of a twin plenum front spoiler, a proper Rover workshop manual and a few other useful / funky bits'n'bobs.

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Bloody hell MM, what did you do to upset her? :wink: Not had any girlfriend/constabulary interfaces, although I have had a pint thrown over me by an ex (went over my mate actually) and the ex Mrs P put her ex b/f's windows in before I met her (and discovered the truth...)Women, eh, tut, never understand 'em, tut etc etc :roll:

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Watching a dog rough drug taking and possible prozzy walking up the road with a can of Special Brew and with some equally as rough looking bloke and watching her gob on the floor and it landing the blokes leg she was with.Made me laugh.

That sounds like a really depressing scene.
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The amount of "shite" on the hazard perception video :lol: Ooh and i Passed my Theory Today Getting there ... slowly :wink:

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New car coming tomorrow! It's old, has a big engine and is rear wheel drive. Oh and it is complete shite gold as well

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The amount of "shite" on the hazard perception video :lol: Ooh and i Passed my Theory Today Getting there ... slowly :wink:

Congratulations Mark, I need to get off my arse and do this at some point. How did you find it?
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Congratulations Mark, I need to get off my arse and do this at some point. How did you find it?

Thanks mate :D Yeah it was quite simple to be honest.Just read through a good theory book , then use the Theory CD for an hour ever day (Although i only did it a few times)If you need to lend the book & dvd, drop me a PM Best of luck
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I read the book and found the theory test a doddle.I also went out the night before my practical test until 5 in the morning, and my test was at nine. I'm rather embarressed to say I still had alcohol in my bloodstream when I took (and passed) my test. I nearly threw up on the tester at the end though.

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I read the book and found the theory test a doddle.I also went out the night before my practical test until 5 in the morning, and my test was at nine. I'm rather embarressed to say I still had alcohol in my bloodstream when I took (and passed) my test. I nearly threw up on the tester at the end though.

Hahaha rock n roll!!
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I got a cancellation for my driving test and consequently had 11 hours to prepare for my 9am test. I hadn't driven since failing my test four months earlier and I no longer had an instructor.I stuck a pair of L plates on my mother's rusty old Viva and Jonnyvalenta of this parish sat beside me while I practised my manoeuvres, hampered slightly by the lack of reversing lights.9am the next morning I turned up at the test centre with the same rusty old Viva, hoping the examiner wouldn't mention insurance. He didn't and I passed. :shock:

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I got a cancellation for my driving test and consequently had 11 hours to prepare for my 9am test. I hadn't driven since failing my test four months earlier and I no longer had an instructor.I stuck a pair of L plates on my mother's rusty old Viva and Jonnyvalenta of this parish sat beside me while I practised my manoeuvres, hampered slightly by the lack of reversing lights.9am the next morning I turned up at the test centre with the same rusty old Viva, hoping the examiner wouldn't mention insurance. He didn't and I passed. :shock:

Great news , one of the best days of my life way back in 81
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My toothaches gone All ready to go the Driller Killer on Tuesday morning .On Monday the pain did change from agony when drinking to just agony when biting , Tuesday the pain was still there but easing off so i didnt go , Today , no pain at all , im guessing it was an abysis , so no Driller killer or wallet crushing bill for me

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Post whoring like a madman has finally got me to 2000 posts :DRenault 16, c'mon!

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Finally went to the Dentist today, which wasnt too bad despite the dentist being a seriously moody bastard. Anyway, apparently its a gum abcess (which I guess isnt that bad considering a tooth one leads to a root canal) and I have amoxicillin for it. It bloody hurt when he prodded my gum with that sharp pokey thing though, just to ask me if it hurt.

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I only post on here so I can achieve Lancia Gamma status.

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After killing the Maxi battery (see Grumpy Thread) I took it down to the shop I got it from & gave them a bit of bullshit about it being faulty. They wer happy to exchange it but wouldnt have the right sort in till next Thursday. Balls.So they charged the old one up all afternoon & its absolutely fine. :D:D:D:D

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Fantastic Mr H,GR8 FOR POWERING LOUD SPEAKER.Milf' your comment along with your avatar really made me laugh, thank's

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