What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[mouseflakes]

 

What's that you say Captain Haddock? A fence with a peephole has appeared just outside the nudist colony?

 

Don't worry - I'll look into it!

[MrDuke]

Steve, I have no idea what a Portuguese breakfast is but it sounds sufficiently like a euphemism that I'd probably best avoid it with someone who may be holding a drill inside my mouth!

 

 

Oh come on, what self-respecting professional female wouldn't want beaten eggs poured into..........   no, actually, you've got a point there.

 

 

Yes, I did ignore Vulga's advice.

[STUNO]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vYloQYjcU

The law arrives to clean up the roads.

Why can't they leave motorists alone.

 

 

 

 

[mat_the_cat]

Google has all the answers. (I ignored the advice too...)

[vulgalour]

Too often I feel like the Chrysler in this picture while everyone else is the Healey.

 

 

Chrysler: Don't do that

Healey: I'm going to do that anyway!  Heehee!

[Ghosty]

That photo's made all the better by the cartoonesque glint on the Healey's 'smile'.

[Mr Livered]

Oh come on, what self-respecting professional female wouldn't want beaten eggs poured into..........   no, actually, you've got a point there.

 

 

Yes, I did ignore Vulga's advice.

Yes. I can definitely* imagine Mrs Livered being really keen* to give that a go.

[cms206]

New set of plates made up for the 940 for £10. Excellent!

[vulgalour]

That's ludicrously affordable.  Real plates, not just marker pen on flattened banana boxes?

[cms206]

That's ludicrously affordable. Real plates, not just marker pen on flattened banana boxes?

Real plates. Post-2001 but they'll do until I get round to speaking to DMB Graphics.

[Station]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vYloQYjcU

The law arrives to clean up the roads.

Why can't they leave motorists alone.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7vYloQYjcU#t=33

 

A bit like Jersey Heralds?

[Bobthebeard]

Received a text message from a woman I know that presumably was meant for someone else!

 

[Junkman]

Too often I feel like the Chrysler in this picture while everyone else is the Healey.

 

[anorak mode] It's not a Chrysler. [/anorak mode]

[garbaldy]

Oh come on, what self-respecting professional female wouldn't want beaten eggs poured into.......... no, actually, you've got a point there.

 

Don't look up Alabama hot pocket then.

[Bobthebeard]

Don't look up Alabama hot pocket then.

I can't believe that anyone would ever try the 'eggs' thingy, but takes all sorts I guess!

Whatever the Alabama hot pocket is it can only be worse!

 

Edit. I think our local Shell garage sells them along with the pies and potato dogs. So perhaps they are ok.... Will ask..... Probably* just another sausage based thing.

[beko1987]

Having just googled it, I dont want to visit your local shell...

[Bobthebeard]

Having just googled it, I dont want to visit your local shell...

Don't you like potato dogs then?...

(Haven't googled it. Is it that bad?)

 

Update. Googled it. Its WAY worse than eggs!!

Surely no one actually.....

Arrgh.

[Sigmund Fraud]

Autoshite : Your deviant sexual practices are our concern.

[beko1987]

On a personal hygiene level it looks pretty fucked up. Then I gathered its a redneck thing and it all made sense (ish)

[Bobthebeard]

On a personal hygiene level it looks pretty fucked up. Then I gathered its a redneck thing and it all made sense (ish)

As in " Hey Martha, cant find the goddam egg whisk and am cravin some scrambled eggs honey, git yo ass up on the table.. And, uh, oh - hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause... DAMN....!"

[Wilko220]

Is this bloke one of our members?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10741872/Student-fined-after-being-caught-driving-car-without-any-doors-lights-or-bonnet.html

 

[Junkman]

The frightening bit is that halfwits like this get a college degree nowadays.

[Bobthebeard]

"He works part time as a pizza delivery man"

Presumably the pizzas got cold quickly, but he could earn more on piecework given that he didn't have to open or close doors. Didn't some old delivery vans use a similar method? On the drivers door that is.

Verdict.

Chump.

[Richard]

I think nearly all these deviant sexual practices are made up by spotty schoolboys who have never experienced any kind of sexual activity. Angry Pirate indeed.

[Ghosty]

eBay!

Got some shitetastic '90s toy Fords on eBay for a grand total of £4.20, delivered Special Delivery:

Majorette Mk5 Escort, Matchbox Probe, Mondeo and two Thunderbird NASCARs, and a Hod Wheels rally raid F-150 dubbed 'Bad Mudder'.

I used to have slightly different versions of the Mondeo and Probe, the other models were a bonus, but a good one!

The seller also included two 'mystery models' (ie not Fords), a random little cheap Chinese thing that makes a ping noise when it bounces off things, and a 405 T16! That was a nice surprise, as was the friendly covering note written to my name, thanking me for prompt payment and such.

There are good people out there!

[dollywobbler]

I'm still feeling groggy after a superb live music session at our local (the site of Shitefest) last night. It featured some visiting Irish fellas and a cute French girl who sang us a song about frogs and then led a Breton dance. I've had my acoustic bass restrung and serviced, and it sounded superb. It started at about 9pm and went on until about 2am. I do love being self-employed, because it means I can wake up at 10:30am on a school night. It all helps me ignore the drop in income I calculated by quickly totalling up my previous financial year. Skint but happy!

[The Moog]

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[fordperv]

i popped out with the mrs and spotted a lovely little mk2 xr2 which appeared to be standard and in excellent condition, it really made me smile, 

 

 

[catsinthewelder]

Will I get flamed for agreeing with that student?

 

If it had been me I'd have left the rear lights on for the brake lights but he was indicating using a method that is in the highway code (and there's a hand signal there for braking too if needs be). 

[Junkman]

Yes, you will. And tarred and feathered beforehand.