What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[hairnet]

Two reasons..

1 wind. The drag from that means you can't ride fast without your head falling off.

2 I'm not 5 years old so font play dress up.

/boring twat

I'm not a hipster I don't ride a bagger

 

I do more than 45 everywhere

[hairnet]

Reception in the hotel ringing me

 

Looked at clock

 

No it s 1040 it's 840

 

Oops

[DeeJay]

No 1 solved.

 

[willswitchengage]

Christmas - the season of old family photos. Mother's first house in Harrogate:

 

[Guest Hooli]

No 1 solved.

 

 

I'm not* a cunt though.

 

 

 

 

*not that sort anyway

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Update on 'Egg Gate' last night.  Lady Grumpius saw this and sent it to me and has now thanked the lady for doing the right thing!

 

[John F]

I don't approve of "inbox" being used as a verb, but I do like the fact she's forcing her son to clean up the mess he helped make.

[DeeJay]

I'm not* a cunt though.

 

 

 

 

*not that sort anyway

 

Opinions expressed are those of this cunt, not any other cunt. 

[DeeJay]

[hairnet]

No 1 solved.

 

Worse than bagger x2

[DeeJay]

What is a Bagger?

[John F]

Really??

 

 

[John F]

DeeJay, on 23 Dec 2018 - 11:58 AM, said:

What is a Bagger?

 

^ see above

[HillmanImp]

What is a Bagger?

https://youtu.be/azEvfD4C6ow

[djb222]

Xmas fun

[djb222]

Spice Girls reunion is go........-1

[GrumpiusMaximus]

A particularly good spot.

 

[dozeydustman]

The filth that they put on childrens telly these days....

 

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Nah, that's nothing filthy at all. You're thinking of two in the pink, one in the stink.

[John F]

Spice Girls reunion is go........-1

 

Is that Sheefag at bottom right?

 

[Zelandeth]

Got one today, how did you find setting it up? Mine's been a complete bastard as can't connect to emails etc

Can't say I had any issues...signed into my Google account and everything just worked.

 

Last Samsung I had was an absolute dog to do though, think I ended up doing three factory resets before it actually behaved.

[Aston Martin]

I had to go to shop, as I'm leaving I see a woman and her bf get into a 207. I'm waiting at the cashpoint (why do people spend 17 years at a cashpoint? I'm in and out in 30 seconds...)

 

I then hear a mighty diesel engine fire up and it's sitting at just under 12,000 rpm, she just be reversing.

 

She can't be doing a three point there surely? Yep, after about 6 movements and most of the clutch now missing and old bloke says. "why don't you go out that way?" To which she replies, "but I'm going this way" pointing left.

 

The bf is doing nothing, but just sitting in the passenger seat.

 

 

 

(The blue is cars parked, green is in and out. 3 is the 'three-point turn')

 

Street view should show how narrow it is. Missing is the two disabled scooters parked along the railing.

[Pillock]

All you dickheads that bother using tools, parts and information to maintain your cars are gonna B fumin.

 

Look what I've found.

 

It's a spray that does it for you!

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

A particularly good spot.

 

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Incidentally, it's in Exmouth if anyone wants to leave a note...

[fordperv]

All you dickheads that bother using tools, parts and information to maintain your cars are gonna B fumin.

 

Look what I've found.

 

It's a spray that does it for you!

 

Please be the first to open a legal case against sainsburys after a fail to proceed "i sprayed my engine weekly with Sainsburys maintenance spray and it broke down"

[Floatylight]

Update on 'Egg Gate' last night. Lady Grumpius saw this and sent it to me and has now thanked the lady for doing the right thing!

 

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Long story but on Halloween 2017 my youngest got caught up with some mates who were chucking eggs about, my lad threw one at a car and then left the group and came home, couple of hours later plod on the doorstep asking for my lad, his mates had dobbed him in, turns out the copper was driving along and saw the group of lads (after my lad has gone home, asked what they were up to, and they offered my lad upto the copper as having thrown an egg at this car.) The car was a 6m old Ferrari 458 and the egg had eaten the paint and it's pointless ceramic coating, let's just say it was a very expensive lesson (4 figures) he's learned which he will be paying off for some time..

 

Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

[dollywobbler]

We're watching The Ipcress File (with a short break for dinner prep and beige browsing). My god it's shit! Seems our Christmas tradition has become watching absolutely terrible films. We made the mistake of watching Die Hard last year. At least Ipcress File has some bloody fantastic motor vehicles in it. Mercedes-Benz ambulance! Amazing.

 

I'm still baffled at how Michael Caine was allegedly an actor, in much the same way I can't understand how Bob Dylan actually got paid to be a singer/harmonicerist. (though I will accept Dylan at least writes a pretty ditty).

[GrumpiusMaximus]

If you've ever seen 'Children of Men', Caine makes sense.  Great film.

 

Don't agree with his politics at all, though.

[Ghosty]

Clarkson is doing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire now.

I need to watch that just for how stupid it'd be.

[NorthernMonkey]

Clarkson is doing Who Wants To Be A Millionaire now.

 

I need to watch that just for how stupid it'd be.

He’s already done one series...he was actually (in my opinion anyway) very good indeed...excellent rapport with the contestants and funny with no hint of arrogance.

[MrDuke]

If you've ever seen 'Children of Men', Caine makes sense.  Great film.

 

Indeed - why it never received more attention I don't know. It's a rare example of a film that offers you absolutely jaw-dropping cinematic techniques, but in such a subtle way, secondary to the actual screenplay, that you only notice just how amazing they are on repeat viewings. And then there's the myriad throwaway art references that should be really pretentious, but aren't. And a bodykitted CX, FFS!!