What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[DSdriver]

checking something on Wikipedia I was informed that they are in a desperate state and need all my money. So I checked their accounts audited by KPMG and find they have assets of over 90 mil. and liabilities of less than 6 mil.

 

I think I will pass up the opportunity.

[Richard]

[timolloyd]

Lovely day out to deliver a friend's Toyota Starlet to GrumpyCat of this parish.

Nice drive to the South coast (forgotten the joys of a simple, small, no-frills car), friendly buyers and an easy transaction. Plus I got to cycle part of the journey home.

 

Selling on here is the way forward. My second successful sale. 

 

Modest donation to AS funds incoming.

[Louise2cv]

I (sort of) sold a drawing today. It's going to be a Christmas present which I think makes it extra grin worthy!

 

I say sort of sold because I have have asked for a donation to my marathon fundraising in return.

 

I am waiting to hear if a girl is going to use a drawing of mine as a logo on the same terms.

 

I didn't really know I could draw!

[Tamworthbay]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kXIGvB1uU&feature=youtu.be

[myglaren]

[LC Torana]

^ nicely done.

[cms206]

Missus is working today. I have chosen to sit and watch a Royle Family marathon. Bloody love it.

 

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

Eerie portraits of cars in 1970s New York

 

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/gallery/2016/dec/03/portraits-new-york-city-cars-langdon-clay

[Cavcraft]

Some bellend pulled right into my lane at the last minute (at a turn off) and slammed on the brakes. I flashed the lights at him and he actually did an 'imitation gun' thing with his fingers out of the driver's window. I honestly couldn't stop laughing, what a fucking spoon. I probably should have stopped and challenged him to a game of 'rock paper scissors' to beef up his insecurities a bit or something.

[bub2006]

He would not have known what to do cav. Been too confusing for him!

[andy18s]

Few spots from Veliko Turnovo yesterday,including 2 different takes on a lwb 4x4......

[Mr_Bo11ox]

I've just heard the expression 'she had a face like a stamped-on bag of chips' flippin LOL!

[bramz7]

Oooo there's also a G reg R5 round the corner from my new place.....

[Richard]

I've just heard the expression 'she had a face like a stamped-on bag of chips' flippin LOL!

 

Kicked-in piecebox is a favourite around here.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

'Rucksack full of dented bells' is my all time favourite

[Cavcraft]

There are some quite cruel but equally brilliant metaphors out there.

One of my faves is 'it looks like her face was on fire and someone put it out with a baseball bat'

[saucedoctor]

Face like a melted welly

 

Face like a box of fire-damaged Lego.

[saucedoctor]

Kicked-in piecebox is a favourite around here.

 

I heard that one years ago at Harland & Wolff. Timeless classic.

[saucedoctor]

https://www.facebook.com/CouncilUnderclass/

[Guest Hooli]

Bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle is common in my office

[twosmoke300]

Face like a plasterers radio - different meaning that one tho !

[Guest Hooli]

Well if we're branching out in an ever downward direction -

 

Clunge like an inverted kebab

[saucedoctor]

"Minge like a KFC Megabucket". Heard that one from a mate as a description of Cheryl Tweedy-Cole-Verschwindigkeit.

[bub2006]

One of my dad's favourite was fanny like a ripped out fireplace

[Guest Hooli]

There's a 'your mum' joke in there somewhere but I won't say it

[FakeConcern]

I once saw a post box with "your mum's fanny" written by the opening.

[Guest Hooli]

I used to have a rather low XR4i with a slightly* noisier than standard straight through exhaust, it had 'louder than your mum was last night' written above the exhaust.

 

I was well* classy me.

 

It also had 'dirty as your daughter' and 'lower than your nan's nipples' written in other places.

[Cheggers]

Fanny like a split hedgehog...

 

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[twosmoke300]

Face like a slapped ass and an ass like two badly parked busses