What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[purplebargeken]

^^ My response 'Please use proper fucking spelling when leaving stupid fucking notes on my car you fucking fuckwit'. 

[andrew e]

Random Ambassador action whilst channel hoping euro TV!

 

[trigger]

I'm watching Mr Bean at the moment on CartoonHD, in the very first episode his Mini is orange and there's a Talbot Horizon that features.

[trigger]

[hairnet]

Notes on my cars are ace, there's only ever going to be one winner in that sort of thing.

council hiab

[hairnet]

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been there done that an awwwwful loooooong time ago

[Des]

Charadiddy shop today yielded a pair of sensational ceramics. 

 

 

Most beneficial as I don't posses a vehicle equipped with cupholders.

 

Also.

 

 

Just need to find a telly aerial plug to usb adaptor on ebay and I can become a fuck you big player in the online gaming community.

[jmsguzzi]

Poster for a gig i'm putting on with the band 'Moon Rover', knew this picture would come in handy one day!

 

[vulgalour]

It's taken me I don't know how long to do it, I probably started at about the same time the Berlin wall fell, but tonight I finally put the last few stitches into the cable knit jumper I've been making for myself.  This project has been the one thing keeping me somewhat sane while my back has been bad recently.  It's seriously warm so no doubt the weather will now improve to such a degree I shan't need to wear it.

 

[STUNO]

You realise that Stuno lives in New Zealand?

 

 

We has the innerned and it was a UK site

[STUNO]

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This is a real note, left for me on my car. I still have no clue what was wrong with the way I parked.

 

 

May have been mis-spelt.  I  read " please use some common sense when p(a)ricing your car".

[STUNO]

Another decent earthquake here today, Christchurch again. Not too much damage as everything has already fallen down.

[Cavcraft]

God alone knows how or indeed why, but my missus has managed to stay with me for 33 years to the day today.

I'd like to think it's my looks, my cars and my money, but it's clearly none of them.

[cobblers]

It's probably all those padlocks on the cellar door.

[fordperv]

That's fantastic Billy, it's because you shower her with vauxhalls

[fordperv]

It's taken me I don't know how long to do it, I probably started at about the same time the Berlin wall fell, but tonight I finally put the last few stitches into the cable knit jumper I've been making for myself. This project has been the one thing keeping me somewhat sane while my back has been bad recently. It's seriously warm so no doubt the weather will now improve to such a degree I shan't need to wear it.

 

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That looks ace, just think you could have done it cream and purple as matching princess race wear

[doobietoo]

I once got a *parking note on my car so I waited a few days until the weekend and then got a mate to put a note of my own on my own car and retreated to a safe distance knowing the note leaver would not be able to resist coming over to read what it said..... the message read "piss off you sad nosey old git......" We never had any bother after that....

[richardthestag]

shitfaced on a mix of meds and 1/2 bottle of italian red I "accidentally" lobbed a bid in on a 20 year old P38, low mileage, giffer dents on the corners and a seized 4.6 v8.

 

Was outbid with 10secs to go

 

 

 

phew

 

 

Mrs thestag would have literally generated her own gravitational waves

[Des]

^^Evidence of the existence of God there, if you get a second chance offer we can assume Satan's the real deal also.

[spike60]

Without the excuse/benefit of medication or alcohol I've quite a lot of those moments. Be warned, the last second Ebay snipers aren't always there to save your arse!

[Asimo]

Neither wife or self give a shit that today is Valentines day. Up yours Hallmark / Interflora.

[hairnet]

Went to buy a wiper blade and looking for an ax one got this

 

Also bought 20 50 for first time in about 15 years

[DVee8]

Parking..

Our last house was a corner plot,garage drive and hard stand for a caravan.The people we bought the place from didn't use the drive or garage so the next door neighbour parked there cars over the drive even when they had a garage,driveway and street parking of there own.

 

We moved in 2 cars and a bike Mrs V8 wanted the garage for her soft top,I the drive for my clio 172.But the neighbours decided to keep parking outside our place even with cars on the drive they would block them in.

 

We asked the if they would park on there own drive and outside there own house.This they did for a few days then back outside ours again.On this went till one saturday morning i was going into work at 05.30 to find 2 cars blocking my drive and nothing on there drive,so banging on their door at this time some very angry words were passed between us.

 

So pissed off were we that when i got in from work a few phone calls to Mrs8's friend resulted in a dirty old Ford Cargo horsebox being parked in front of nextdoors house and left.

 

Other words were passed between us,a few week later they got the front garden block paved and we put the house up for sale.

[fordperv]

Well had a lovely day driving with mrs fp for no reason other than to enjoy the journey, ended up in Matlock for fish and chips, saw lots of shite on our travels the one that stood out the most was a white Isuzu piazza coming the opposite way as I was just coming into matlock, was this our resident piazza?

 

Saw this m plate granada scorchio in bakewell was behind it for a while, an old couple in it and they were both smiling at the saph

 

[the judge]

God alone knows how or indeed why, but my missus has managed to stay with me for 33 years to the day today.

I'd like to think it's my looks, my cars and my money, but it's clearly none of them.

On Valentines day? One smoooooth bastard Mr Craft

[Skizzer]

Buggered if I'm parking outside the neighbours', I've finally made it in life and got the only car in our street with a vinyl roof AND dealer-fit mudflaps. Don't want anyone thinking its someone else's.

 

[KruJoe]

 

Vulg, you need an FSO in your life, preferably something like this:

 

[DVee8]

^^^Wasn't there a BMW X5 like that?^^

Oh yeah i'm on it.

 

[vulgalour]

My name is Vulgalour and I like two-tone.

[andy18s]

2 tone you say.......

 

Spotted yesterday....

 

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