What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[twitcherman]

Doggles are a thing.

[DVee8]

Clockwise is on ITV3 now loads of chod on show

[chaseracer]

"I still fkn h8 u, Dad..."

 

 

[purplebargeken]

You are making me look like a right twat in front of hundreds of other dogs, cats and weird car humans. I will piss over your bike tyres later, you know I will. 

[bub2006]

I'm on my jollys in turkey. Arrived here at 4 am. Gad a kip then a wander round. Seems to be a lot of everyday cars what are hatch backs at home but all saloons here. Also keep seeing a lot of rebadged old fiat's. Tofas I think they are called. Seen a fair few called Tofas dogan and the estate called kartal and a couple called Tofas sahin. Apparently they where made as late as this century

[nacho man]

[MrDuke]

^ That's the single best post I've seen all year. Did you draw them? Sorry, just seen the sig.

[bub2006]

And I've just seen a large AnaDol. Not sure of model!

[saucedoctor]

Kerpal Soundboard for Android.

 

 

[Slappy]

Haven't lived at my place very long, and sadly don't really know any of the neighbours yet. Yesterday I heard a familiar crackling noise coming from outside, the bloke opposite was welding up his transit in the street.

 

I think he might be a good start

[Ghosty]

Owed Old Man £12.50 for something I sold on eBay for him.

Paid him in 20p coins.

[messerschmitt owner]

Owed Old Man £12.50 for something I sold on eBay for him.

Paid him in 20p coins.

10p over or under?

[mercedade]

Have you ever wanted to have two caravans, a mini pit bike and a spare engine?

Yes?

But you don't know how to get them do you?

Try selling a 206 on gumtree, and all your prayers will be answered

This is the verbatim record of the text I received last night:

"Re: Peugeot 206, 2004 1.4, MOT til Feb, LOW MILEAGE 68k, Intrested in swap for my swift 2/3 birth caravan its on gumtree for £1600 + my other caravan i paid £550 for it 4 weeks ago + my mini pit bike with 2 engins gogles and oil + its 2 stroke new 50cc engine onit its propa fast thats on gumtree for £250?"
 

Cheers then.

 

No

[oldcars]

After having spent £££ on the Santa Fe transfer box i thought i would tidy it up a bit. Its polished and waxed and last year i painted the wiper arms. Brake calipers and hubs were on the list last night. Took the wheel off and ocd set in. The back of the wheels were  black. All cleaned up, arch cleaned and hub and caliper painted and wheel back on. Looks like a new car 

Only problem i have 3 more to do  . Any tips on getting a stuck alloy wheel off?? Seems fused to the hub 

Got the rest of the wheels off, so cheers for the replies.

Here is the wheel all cleaned up, hub and caliper painted.

[Sloth in a bowl]

Just discovered I was elected to the parish council last Thursday. Not quite sure how I missed that...

I got voted on to my parish council without me being there as well. They were in need of anybody that would turn up so they would have enough attendees at the meetings to make them quorate and I only live 5 mins walk from the church.

[hairnet]

60 plate myvi

 

Omg hunt the number

[Aston Martin]

My 100HP just passed it's MOT. I have zero monies, so I was expecting a huge bill.

 

Failed on wiper blade. 

[Ghosty]

10p over or under?

Under of course. 

[Cavcraft]

http://oneyeartimetrial.org.uk/

 

 

On course for 75,000 miles in a year, on a pushbike and he's already been knocked off by a scooter rider.

[michael1703]

Just looked up Tommy Goodwin :0 holy shit, that's impressive nowadays let alone in 1939 with the clothing/equipment/roads

[wuvvum]

Driving round the Norwich ring road yesterday evening, I was treated to the sight and, more to the point, the sound of three E-Type roadsters participating in an impromptu traffic light GP.  E-types normally hold limited interest for me as they're another car I'll never be able to afford, but fuck me do they sound nice when given the beans.

[explosive-cabbage]

 

Sometimes live is just there for winning

 

#volvomassive

[fordperv]

So that's how Scottish farmers get their fields plowed so quickly, I love how the car filming 40 odd seconds in was a sierra with low spec clocks

[explosive-cabbage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5s2NzRzK9A&t=3m36s

 

And sometimes life treats you badly... go to 3.36

[Vin]

Kerpal Soundboard for Android.

 

You kicked my dog. Blast from the past that is!! Forgotten all about that. I got that from a colleague in an email about 15 years ago...Hilarious at the time...

 

The days when 95% of work emails were jokes, pictures, and prank calls....

[dollywobbler]

Finally got my XM V6 video completed and uploaded. What an awesome sound.

[mrbenn]

Finally got my XM V6 video completed and uploaded. What an awesome sound.

 

I'd always wondered if the XM V6 engine sounds in the Ronin chase were accurate. Now I know. Thanks

[MarvinsMom]

passed both a series 2 austin allegro, and a vauxhall victor fc this morning on the run into work near the village of underwood.

 

it put me in a better frame of mind about been at work.

[Angrydicky]

[Tayne]

Finally got my XM V6 video completed and uploaded. What an awesome sound.

 

 

There are acres of glass in the side of that car.