What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[Tayne]

Aberdeen.  Well, in the area so Inverurie, Banchory or Stonehaven probably.  Quite happy with that, lived in Aberdeen 2001-2004 so we know what it's like and have a few friends and acquaintances in the area still.

Give us a shout if you’re needing a hand with anything.

[Sheefag]

I need dimmers (house full of VERY bright LED downlighting in abundance which I have confirmed as dimmable) but I want smart control too ideally

 

Here you go - https://www.amazon.co.uk/UPGADED-Dimmable-Compatible-Android-Neutral/dp/B07BRPGD7M/ref=sr_1_1_ccp_nc?s=lighting&ie=UTF8&qid=1550013753&sr=1-1&keywords=wifi%2Btouch%2Bdimmer&th=1

 

Dimmer Switch Alexa, Random 1 Gang 2A 400W Led Touch Switch Sensor Panel Compatible with Alexa/Google Home/IFTTT WiFi Wall Light Switch Timer Android iOS White

 

[SierraMikeHotel]

Just watched bits and pieces of The Orville. OMG it is bloody funny.

I've seen the first series, I was expecting to hate it but I bloody loved it!

[Snipes]

Here you go - https://www.amazon.co.uk/UPGADED-Dimmable-Compatible-Android-Neutral/dp/B07BRPGD7M/ref=sr_1_1_ccp_nc?s=lighting&ie=UTF8&qid=1550013753&sr=1-1&keywords=wifi%2Btouch%2Bdimmer&th=1

 

 

You will have to check your wiring before ordering that as you won't necessarily have a neutral at the switch.

[Snipes]

 

Talk of RC elsewhere on here had me looking at them. I really like the detail in the chassis. It really is pukka chassis design in miniture and plastic.

I like to build one but would never use it so it would be a £200 ornament.

I think I could recreate one in Lego Technic.

[richardthestag]

Rat look Dyson Airblade...Must be East London.

 

dont ever mistake these things for a fancy hipster urinal.

 

piss goes fucking everywhere

[adw1977]

For Valentines Day, why not buy your loved one a discounted oil filter?

 

[Dirk Diggler]

When rust beats your Patrol make woodworm your new enemy...

[twosmoke300]

Bub - is that breaker picasso a 90hp 2.0 ? They only break rockers when the belt goes . Not a massive job to fix

[bub2006]

Yes,2.0 hdi. I was originally told it was head gasket but speaking to owner he said it starts and runs but when throttle pressed it pops through airbox which sounds timing related. It's been parked on grass for a year though. It's a long time to be stationary.

[Tayne]

When rust beats your Patrol make woodworm your new enemy...

Isn’t that a Daihatsu f50?

[Ghosty]

Council road sweeper goes past, one of the big ones. Comes back down and stops, the driver gets out and starts talking to Old Man who's under the 850.

Turns out he has a manual saloon 850 and lives in the house behind my old one.

[Dirk Diggler]

Isn’t that a Daihatsu f50?

Was between Patrol, F50 or early Trooper, not too sure ?

[Supernaut]

Aberdeen. Well, in the area so Inverurie, Banchory or Stonehaven probably. Quite happy with that, lived in Aberdeen 2001-2004 so we know what it's like and have a few friends and acquaintances in the area still.

Offer of help also available here. Me and tayne seem to operate as a double act at times...

[Tayne]

Was between Patrol, F50 or early Trooper, not too sure ?

Daihatsu wheels.

 

Wheelbase says F50.

[Cavcraft]

Bought a VERY loud megaphone off someone I purchased an old bike off before. Tomorrow at work is going to be immense.

[John F]

Dirk Diggler, on 13 Feb 2019 - 3:52 PM, said:

Was between Patrol, F50 or early Trooper, not too sure ?

 

I think it's ace.

 

So whatever it is - WOOD.

[omegod]

Had to rub my eyes and look again when I saw a red reliant 3 wheeler heading to the local tip, roof rack on with at least 3 big matresses and towing a trailer stacked higher than the car itself, was an unfucking believable sight but couldn't get a pic 

[omegod]

I posted a while ago about an old blue colt hatch at a scrapyard near me with the intention of someone spotting it to save the parts, was glad to see it had been intensively stripped when I went at the weekend, any ideas who got them ? 

[clayts450]

Bought a VERY loud megaphone off someone I purchased an old bike off before. Tomorrow at work is going to be immense.

 

Billy tomorrow

 

[PhilA]

Started with a shovel tonight and began reclaiming driveway from the grass.

 

Still needs cleaning but now it drains much better. Bloody St. Augustine grass.

 

Looks tidier too. Also took a section of turf and put it where the new mail lady likes to stamp on her brakes to put the mail in my neighbor's mailbox (which is, for some inexplicable reason, in my yard).

 

Slowly tidying up.

 

Phil

[Tayne]

Also took a section of turf and put it where the new mail lady likes to stamp on her brakes to put the mail in my neighbor's mailbox (which is, for some inexplicable reason, in my yard).

 

Phil

Should have used engine oil or banana skins.

[PhilA]

Then she'd end up totally in my yard.

 

She drives a beaten up old mid 90's Jeep Cherokee, which isn't in the best mechanical shape.

[Guest Hooli]

I think it's ace.

 

So whatever it is - WOOD.

 

You plank.

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

You plank.

 

and so it starts - a splinter group forms………

[Guest Hooli]

and so it starts - a splinter group forms………

 

Knot here.

[John F]

and so it starts - a splinter group forms………

 

I think you're barking up the wrong tree with that idea (double whammy, woohoo!)

[dome]

https://sniffpetrol.com/2019/02/14/classic-car-advert-seems-to-be-30000-word-history-essay/

[Tadhg Tiogar]

I think you're barking up the wrong tree with that idea (double whammy, woohoo!)

 

Needs a root-and-branch review.

[Guest Hooli]

Shall we stick with these puns or not?