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What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

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vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Cheers to William for the Facebook tip off...  a familiar Ital van bothering name there too...

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Are these a monthly occurrence or something?

Or do you have many,many companies in your portfolio?

 

Basically, it's just getting absolutely wankered on as many Saturday nights as possible, sometimes on the proceeds of the many many rubbish cars I get weighed in. 

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Does the heavy drinking lead to the purchase of more cars that no one else would touch with a shitty stick?

vulgalour Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

vulgalour

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It's a terrifying thought that Billy might have been buying cars sober.  Have you seen them?

DodgeRover Rank: Talbot Tagora

DodgeRover

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Not wishing to condone drunk driving but barring a biohazard suit heavy drinking would definitely be required before delving under the seats in some of them!

robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

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well done mate , i'm at 14 months now , I think when you smell smoke and it makes you want to spew up rather than it smelling nice is the tipping point 

 

I gave up 13+ years ago. I still love the smell. I have been known to walk behind people in order to Hoover up their secondhand smoke. 

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cros Rank: Renault 16

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Had a visit from a friend of my late mother's yesterday. At Christmas she flew to New York by herself to visit family, and at their remote farm nipped outside for a smoke. It was -20 and wind whipped up the snow so for a short time she was lost in the white-out. She seemed unfazed by it but the biggest problem was that her lighter had frozen up and for a few minutes she couldn't find the way back in to seek an alternative source of ignition.

She's 89.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It's unusual to find a Montego Estate in a car park nowadays.

 

It's very unusual to find an Austin Allegro.

 

So what would be the chances of finding both of them in the same car park on the outskirts of Innsbruck in Austria last week? Very high, apparently. With a bonus ex-fire service LT28.

 

 

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AlabamaShrimp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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It's unusual to find a Montego Estate in a car park nowadays.

 

It's very unusual to find an Austin Allegro.

 

So what would be the chances of finding both of them in the same car park on the outskirts of Innsbruck in Austria last week? Very high, apparently. With a bonus ex-fire service LT28.

 

 

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John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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They didn't look like they'd been moved for quite some time, but were still in fairly tidy condition.

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Could it be the inverse of using a Romanian registered car here in the UK? Austrian Plod see a UK plate and ignore it?

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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It's unusual to find a Montego Estate in a car park nowadays.

 

It's very unusual to find an Austin Allegro.

 

So what would be the chances of finding both of them in the same car park on the outskirts of Innsbruck in Austria last week? Very high, apparently. With a bonus ex-fire service LT28.

 

 

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You have simply died and gone to heaven.

loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I've just been streetview snooping on the guy wgo bought my 323f gti from wilsonsquared.

 

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Is that really what passes for good makeup , she looks like a thunderbird puppet

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robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

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Looking on Google maps at the site of the old Reliant factory, and this is following the Google car:

 

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Quality, yours for £200

 

Including labour he must be making £800 an hour as I can't see any more than 15 minutes a unit

 

Saw 3 pallets in half, nail one to the top , screw legs on , remove Epal logo , no time

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Is that really what passes for good makeup , she looks like a thunderbird puppet

 

Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

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Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

 

Hello young person...

 

I agree, wtf do they think they look like?

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Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

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Guest Hooli

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Just get a holiday/ student visa and overstay....seriously is there any work on the isle?

 

Commute to Glasgow is possible tbh, but there is some work on the isle. I shall be investigating, no rush as I need to rewire & redocorate this place to get enough money back from it to make it possible.

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dave21478 Rank: Renault 16

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Hello, I'm a young person.

 

Unfortunately it is, at least for average people going on a night out.

Seems a lot of girls/women have trowels, spiders and black marker pens on their dressing tables these days.

 

Matte lipstick is awful too and never flattering, makes you look like you have really wrinkly lips.

 

Ah yes, the "wipe-clean vinyl sex doll" look - very classy.

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Now as it's the grin thread, this weekend couldn't have gone better. She's perfect for me & is delusional enough to think the same about me.

 

How hard is it to move to Bute?

Not as hard as it is to live there;)

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