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Those springy tensioners normally have a hole in that you can fit an extension bar into & lever them back that way.

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I met up with BV the other day - he’s on much better form...

 

This is good to know.

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I bought a new battery for the maestro but still haven’t coaxed the fucker out the garage.

One of the cables is burst on the garage door so to stop it getting stuck on the locking tabs I have to pull the cable from the outside so I look like i’m trying to land a fucking massive tuna fish in a force 5 Gail every time I need to shut the door.

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Been a wierd few days tbh started off Friday when I caught my vans mirror on a gate post! There’s 80 quid il never get back!

 

Then that evening I found a set of wheels for the Mrs modern Leon! It needs new wheels as I bought some 2 weeks ago and the vendor must of forgot* to tell me that one was bent. Twat

 

Met up with the fella half way a really nice chap with a Skoda Fabia pick up! If it wasn’t snowing I would of told him about this place as he was a top bloke!

 

Listed bent wheels on Facebook and sold within the hour to a Romanian chap I’m just hoping he read the advert properly!

Then the standard wheels sold that evening!

 

In for a penny and thoroughly pissed off with my pineapple golf I listed it on Facebook and by gum! It sold this afternoon!

 

So took the family out for tea! Living the dream I was! Then came in! The little man pushed the front door with full force and it’s swung round and smashed the porch window!!! FFS

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Those springy tensioners normally have a hole in that you can fit an extension bar into & lever them back that way.

I couldn't see one, unless I'm being thick.  This is what it looks like:

 

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Can't you use a spanner on the nut on the middle of that tensioner pulley? Then lock it with an hex key or similar in the hole and slot.

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No I can't see......

 

 

Wot they said before I posted.

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Can't you use a spanner on the nut on the middle of that tensioner pulley? Then lock it with an hex key or similar in the hole and slot.

Cannae get enough leverage.  It's a f***ing strong spring.

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Cannae get enough leverage. It's a f***ing strong spring.

Socket and a bar then

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Wuv - what happened to the original belt on the Movano? I wonder if the tensioner pivot is seized or the spring broken up?

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As a point of reference, I can just push down the tensioner on the Lexus and remove the belt by hand. A little trickier to get it back on, but not much.

 

Reminds me. I really must order up a tensioner as it's noisy as hell.

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I prefer Valencia Blue to dog shit Brown.

 

Post reported : such heretic views should not be welcome on this forum !

 

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Official police advice is now to get one of these:

 

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So much for high tech security.

Did they fuck advise a "Stoplock". "Mark Silvester, from West Midlands Police's crime reduction team, advised using a Thatcham-approved steering lock to cover the entire steering wheel."

 

HE SAID A THATCHAM-APPROVED BIG METAL FRISBEE.

 

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Quite a different beast to a shitty stoplock.

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Quite hard to get into I hear :D

What was it, 13 days in the end and a new windscreen? Can't remember now, but I know it was probably the best advert for one ever!

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Yet... there was a story recently about someone having one off pretty easily, and the advice being that you should have extra bits welded onto the back.

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Have resigned from new job after 2 months.

 

To keep 6cylinder happy I am in talks with a return to the Citroën specialist.

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Yet... there was a story recently about someone having one off pretty easily, and the advice being that you should have extra bits welded onto the back.

Oh aye? Input please.

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Have resigned from new job after 2 months.

 

To keep 6cylinder happy I am in talks with a return to the Citroën specialist.

 

Sorry to hear it didn't work out, Tim.  Onwards and upwards...  :)

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Have resigned from new job after 2 months.

 

To keep 6cylinder happy I am in talks with a return to the Citroën specialist.

 

Make sure they include an engine liner kit in the deal!

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Oh aye? Input please.

I seem to remember it being a theft and Angry Dicky remarking he’d been advised that extra reinforcement was required.

 

I might have got the above muddled, but there was definitely something on FB

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Well that was unexpected.

Mrs went to take the eldest to brownies, late as usual.

Out the door they go.....

30 seconds later there is a panic banging on the door, so I opened it to see what is the matter.

 

"The door fell off!" she says.

 

Sure enough the passenger door of her 206 is hanging down almost touching the ground.

 

Great.

 

I lift the door enough to shut and take eldest to brownies in the Galaxy.

 

On the way home I see the tame mechanics are still at work so I drop in to ask if they can order any Peugeot bits I might need. Ooh, sucking of teeth...

"welded hinges on those" he said.

Cheerful sod.

 

Anyway, I get home with notions of fashioning a replacement hingepin from a bolt or 6“ nail or something, or just pushing it shut and tell her not to open it again.

 

Open the door to see what I can see and sure enough the top hinge pin is missing.

 

As I lift the door to close it I spy something glint in the gravel.

 

It's the missing pin with a threaded end. :-)

 

Out with the trolley jack and lumps of wood, refit the pin, jobs a good un and brownie points for me.

 

But. Only the bloody French would put the thread at the BOTTOM of the hinge!

 

Can anyone think of a sensible reason for such a stupid idea?

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Can anyone think of a sensible reason for such a stupid idea?

 

Is there room to put the pin in from the top?

 

 

Mind you, it's french so if there is a sensible way to do it they'll avoid it on principle.

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Wuv - what happened to the original belt on the Movano? I wonder if the tensioner pivot is seized or the spring broken up?

The tensioner moves and springs back into place when released.  It just takes a lot of leverage to get it to move - even with a 2' long screwdriver wedged in there I was having to heave fairly hard.  The original belt snapped clean in half, but then the engine bay of the Movano is quite oily so it's probably been getting contaminated with oil for ages, which won't have been doing it any good.

 

The problem with using a socket and bar on the pulley bolt is that that isn't the pivot point, so turning the bolt won't have the desired effect - I would have to lift it, and the socket wouldn't have enough of a grip on the bolt head to sustain that kind of force so I'd have to hold the socket onto the bolt with one hand whilst levering the bar with the other, and I'm not flexible enough to slide the belt over the pulley with my feet.

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Tried a ring spanner? they won't slip the same.

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Could a bolt and nut fit and be a suitable replacement?

No that would be sensible.

The pin is stepped so the threaded bit is probably 10mm, the bit that fits in the middle section is about 8mm and the end bit only 6mm.

There would just about be room for it to be the right way up. The bottom hinges are.

 

I suppose it has taken 12 years to work loose enough to fall out.

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