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mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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a clapped out £350 japanese jeep painted pink.

 

I don't think they've even bothered to paint it, isn't that the metallic pink that some of them came in...???

 

Looks like I missed a trick, I could have made a fourtune with this...

 

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pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

pogweasel

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That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

AXrescuer

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That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

It's a situation where crushing would be entirely justified!
UltimateJames Rank: Austin Maxi

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That 205 is a situation wherein satin black would be entirely justified.

Ha thats the reason i have a 205 in satin black ! not because it looks good but because it cost me £30 to respray it :oops:
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Speechless. :shock:

1988 ford fiesta xr2 body is pretty clean 4 its age hardly eny rust and just a couple holes on the inner sills and floor pan,c pics,and a bit ov surface rust inb the boot now the bad bits am out the way,full wide arch kit,sideskirts,big bumpers,renault clio bk end rear lights boot smoothed to suit wonts finishin,flushed door handles and locks again needs finishin,bad boi bonnet wiv gtr pulsur bonnet vent,17s,extension on the chassis on the bk to suit wide arch,inside completely stripped no interior,carpets ect ect, this car is a unfinished project,i have 2 rs turbo engines but in bits lol,i have 1 bottom end seized but all the internals r ok the 2nd botom end is a working just put anuva crank in it i was gonna stripp the seized 1 and use the bits 4 the workin ,i have 2 stage 3 big valve heads plus cams,i have turbo manny,gearbox,alternater and few other fings, i wll not swap this(WINK WINK!!!) THE BK WONTS FINISHIN,(NO TIMEWASTER OR DREAMERS SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY IF U HAVE LESS THAN 5 FEED BK CONTACT ME BEFORE BIDDIN!!!!!!! thxs 4 looking,feel free to ask question all will b answered

What fookin language is that in??? This should be a Barry Boys Shed of All Time! Obviously aimed at er, a certain market.....
Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Anyone who spells 'of' as 'ov' should be publicly clubbed to death

mattblack Rank: Citroen Ami

mattblack

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Speechless. :shock:

hardly eny rust and just a couple holes on the inner sills and floor pan

FFS! :roll:

 

this car is a unfinished project

No shit, Sherlock...

 

 

NO TIMEWASTER OR DREAMERS

Damn! I was going to have bid as well...
FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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NO TIMEWASTER OR DREAMERS

Damn! I was going to have bid as well...
Yeah that's the best bit, who's a dreamer? FFS!
Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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Someone I know has just bought this............http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1107713.htmand I quote

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

So what mods has he done to get 300bhp?

full magnex 3" exhaust from turbo backde-cat pipeadjustable in car boost controllerdriven @ low 0.6 bar (plenty!)

Oh and not forgetting

brand new iridium plugs £15 each!!8mm uprated HT leads

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Oh dear..........
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Rover 220 turbo

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Is your mate planning on changing the engine size on the V5? Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes.Oh, and if that Rover would beat a DB9S in a straight head-to-head with both drivers trying their hardest, I will eat my own toenail clipping. In fact, fuck it, I'll eat someone else's. I'm that confident.
AXrescuer Rank: Citroen Ami

AXrescuer

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Someone I know has just bought this............http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1107713.htmand I quote

recently challenged a 07 aston martin db9-s and absolutly mullered it!!

So what mods has he done to get 300bhp?

full magnex 3" exhaust from turbo backde-cat pipeadjustable in car boost controllerdriven @ low 0.6 bar (plenty!)

Oh and not forgetting

brand new iridium plugs £15 each!!8mm uprated HT leads

Plus to top it all off

still on log book as 1.6 at the minute...............with the advantage of a very powerfull engine but at low insurance costs

Oh dear..........
Is he mental? It's clear he's as gullible as a gullible thing on Saint Gullible's day!
pogweasel Rank: Isuzu Florian

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That Montego NEEDS to have the chintzy limo crap binned and a turbo-ditchfinder lump lobbed in. That would be a lark.

Gompo Rank: Citroen Ami

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im lookin 4 a nice quick metro pref gti il buy urs u buy mine

Mr.B?? Admittedly yours isnt quite an 'i', but still - you might get lucky..
seth Rank: Renault 16

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t;]im lookin 4 a nice quick metro pref gti il buy urs u buy mine

Mr.B?? Admittedly yours isnt quite an 'i', but still - you might get lucky..
I would love Mr B to swap for that heap 'cos then he wouldn't need to nick someone elses signature banner... :twisted:
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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How the feck is this a classic?

 

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At £450 with no tax or test, this wouldn't be out of place in the eBay Bargains thread either...

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Delivery mileage FSM Syrena anyone?

 

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Is it wrong that I really want this?

 

I'd drive down the local collective co op and ask for some semi skimmed moloko.

Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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How the feck is this a classic?

 

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At £450 with no tax or test, this wouldn't be out of place in the eBay Bargains thread either...

I was only thinking yesterday at the traffic lights about buying one to squirrel away don the back of dads, give it 10 years and they too will probably be changig hands for silly money.
trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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However, subject to agreement on terms, the seller is willing to co-operate so as to enable the buyer to have the benefit of the Government Scrappage Scheme in the purchase of a new car, although under the scheme the seller would have to be the first registered owner. Hopefully the buyer could collect the new car with delivery mileage from the chosen dealership.

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