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dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Right - so it's got corrosion and the oil pressure is iffy. Sounds like a bargain!!At least it's not a V12, so will merely be crippling in terms of fuel costs rather than completely devastating.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

FredTransit Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

Exactly! :D
The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Surely an XJ-S is a blue-chip midlife shite crisis car, if Fatha_ted buys that one he'll even have £500 left to spend on BANNATYNE gym membership and buying loads of those wanky red roses for lasses in nightclubs.

Worse than that, he might start wearing trainers with slacks, and start using Just for Men.Sorry, the only XJS to have has big black rubber bumpers and a V12. All this six cylinder doeskin leather with chrome stuff is wank.
pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

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Thats what a 929 should look like!

craigcheetham Rank Morris Ital

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Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder.Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Which idiot put the link up there to the A-reg Acclaim that's a mere 10 miles away from my home address. No sooner had I opened the link than my bidding finger slipped and I accidentally became top bidder.Which means there might be a Nissan Bluebird up for sale very soon.

Whoops... :oops: Still at least you could brag about how much cheaper yours was compared to the doctors!.
Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Jeezus!

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260404796507

 

This car would be great for racing - track days, speed trials etc.

 

Oh aye, I suppose the roll bar is an approved one then.

 

The roll bar is suitable for everyday driving, but is not approved nor designed for racing.

 

The wide fiberglass wheelarches were also fixed to the body by the previous owner.

Mmm, he was obviously a man of some style. WHAT A SHITE HEAP!
KruJoe Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Have another:

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&item=200343154628

 

 

How about this? Infinitely more desirable than a fake Vdub.

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-SUBARU-SAMBAR-SILVER-DAMAGED_W0QQitemZ110388444715

 

 

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SUBARU-IMPREZA-4WD-A-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQitemZ300315942059

I'm told that the VW caravannette people love to put these engines in their campers. Nice. 4Wheel Drive camper. I like it.

Yeah. My brother runs his 205 on veg oil. Now he cooks his breakfast in the glove box. Muppet.
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Jeezus!

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WHAT A SHITE HEAP!

Is that door trim made from an old table top?

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Do you still need an engineers report for the insurance company when you mod a car like that? If you do I bet thats why its for sale :lol:

craigcheetham Rank Morris Ital

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You have to question how much welding that metallic red Acclaim needs if it's ended up at 'Durham Metal Recycling Centre' though don't you? (see sign in background)Nice though. Coventry numberplate. Saddo that I am...

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Very nice Craig - but TWO things have stopped me bidding. One - Italian V6s sound better and two, Audi 100s blow up automatic gearboxes for fun...Of course, I'm sure Italian auto gearboxes go bang too, and I'm now regretting saying that...

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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This surely has to be one of the cheapest taxed and tested cars on ebay?

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Hefty price tag on this one surely? Especially considering its not even a high end model.

brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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As far as I know that Type 3 isn't even a known showcar, so the sellers ploy of tugging heartstrings kinda falls flat. "bid realistically or you will never see this car again" - it's not a kidnapped dog FFS. It's just a particually ugly bodge job that, speaking as a T3 owner and VW nut, deserves to be crushed.

Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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Hefty price tag on this one surely? Especially considering its not even a high end model.

I think half of that is for these vile alloys.
Richard Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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There are 72 watchers on this car, why? I am going to strip it & crush it if it doesnt show any serious bids within the next 24 hours.

It has no engine and gearbox, and has obviously stood for a long time. He also put it on a 9 day listing. Brilliant. Some people....
73 watchers :D
Father Ted Rank: Renault 16

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74 watchers, though I have emailed him telling him to curb the emotional blackmail and just crush the abrtion.

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