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Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If memory serves me right, Lazers were windy window spec with probably the worlds biggest clock.

Milford Cubicle Rank: Renault 16

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1980-Mitsubishi-c ... 0397546749

SOME LITTLE GIT HAS SMASHES 4 WINDOW IN A CLASSIC MITSUBISHI CAR , I AM GOING TO SELL WHEN I CAN FIND THE GLASS TO FIX IT. OR CAN BE SOLD AS IS IF YOU WANT TO BUY IT

Someone help this guy out! He has a Galant TURBO DIESEL!

I NEED SOME REPLACEMENT GLASS FOR A (LHD) 1980 MITSUBISHI COLT GALANT SIGMA TURBO DIESEL 4 DOOR SALOON THAT HAS ONLY COVERED 23000KMS FROM NEW

Wonder what its story is.
Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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OK, so skimming through that forum.... Rich Kid "Jay"'s dad buys £300 Maestro, in pretty good nick, from an owners club. Daddy then gives Jay car, so as far as he's concerned it's free, which means "not worth anything".Jay then sets about proving what a cunt he is with every tired styling trick in the book. He actually seems a pretty good fabricator and knows what he's doing - see the gearlever from welded chain, and knocking up a roofrack from bus seats. Sadly his skills are used for twattishness, not Good.Jay's burning desire is to get a 306 (oh, the life he leads) so cares not that he's ruining a perfectly good car by covering the inside and outside in tat, taking off the good paint, chopping springs and making it as OMG LUK @ MEE as he can. And then wonders why it gets broken into..... but fear not, as soon as he has the 306 he dreams of, he's going to scrap the Maestro.But not before he's had a paddy at anyone on the forum telling him it looks shit.

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1975 Triumph 2000 TC Estate

 

This sounds pretty cheap, The blokes selling it with a years ticket for the BIN of £750, Doesn't look to bad in the photos.

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I'd love to buy that Maestro and rip all the shit off it and leave it in a big pile in his drive. Actually looks quite good lowered a bit (not that much though), shame it'll probably be run into the ground by another rat-twat and then scrapped.also - Galant - shouldn't that be on the 'bargins' thread? 4k??!!Trumpet - looks lovely, but those things are very good at hiding rust. Quite possibly has no iner sills or floors, although chappy says it's rust free and i'd like to believe him, could be mega bargin for someone

seth Rank: Renault 16

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Triumph does look pretty good in those pictures. Manual too.I think MrB needs to adopt that Maestro blokes signature picture...

Ratdat Rank: Renault 16

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I never thought there would be a form of transport I'd favour less than walking but I think I've just seen it. I'd be painfully fucking embarassed just being seen in the vicinity of that Maestro let alone driving in it. Maybe if we all chipped in a couple of quid we could win it and then all go round en mass and smash the fuck out of it in his driveway with sledge hammers then just walk off.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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My oh my. That Triumph is rather delicious. What a delightful colour! Hnnnng, WANT! And I'm driving to Sussex on Saturday. Passing Croydon...(oh, wait, no monies!)

Albert Ross Rank: Renault 16

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The Maestro in Porkstock is it? Worth a bez just to ram it into Daddy's Porsche.

Torsten2001 Rank: Renault 16

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1972 Volvo 144DL

 

Christ someones done alright/lost out on this!, It was only £100 on here a few months back but sold tonight for £746 on the bay!

You would think, alas the owner spend quite a bit getting it running and through an MOT, I would think with his insurance no money has been made! Nice car though, quite frankly it deserved to get more.
brammy777 Rank: Renault 16

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Yep, had it in my watchlist, and completely forgot about it :( Annoying, but I dont have a garage sorted yet. I swear they need to sort out their phones, Ive tried so many times yet always on hold.

pandamonium Rank: Renault 16

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Maybe if we all chipped in a couple of quid we could win it and then all go round en mass and smash the fuck out of it in his driveway with sledge hammers then just walk off.

I'd be in for that.If we can do the smash up on my weekend off(every other weekend). Stockport's only a six hour drive for me...
I'd rather buy it and restore it, then post on his forum every single bodge/ fuckup/ etc that I had to reverse.
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1968 Dodge Polara

 

Needs some chintzy trims! I would "put up" with it as-is though.

 

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1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 L

 

Crikey, this is like the one my dad used to have (until an Astra GTE piled into it).

 

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1989 Oldsmobile Cutlass

 

This is the kind of thing Charles Bronson would drive around in whilst playing the role of a renegade cop (late 80s Cannon Films era). It'd be his personal car, which would see more action when he ultimately gets thrown off the force or whatever.

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What the!

I suspect that should be in the ebay bargains thread. £3995? For a white E32 7 series with the wrong wheels and some seriously fucked-up blag Alpina stripery.There was a dude on PC trying to flog a genuine Alpina 7 for £800 for about a year.
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It is described as a "feast for the eyes". And the carpets have just been MOTed.

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It's gleeming, that must justify it being £3k over priced.

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