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Jim Bell

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clayts450 Rank: Renault 16

clayts450

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^ Impressive

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I see adverts like the ones in this thread (and all the other usual keyboard thumper rubbish) and wonder if there could be money made purely from the fact I have a decent camera and can put together a better sentence than these people. Ask say 5-10% of sale price and you get loads of high quality photographs and a well written description in return. Happens with high end exotic cars.

 

like the bloke from AutoTrader that used to come around and take a grainy photo?

 

And like when they mix up the photos and some bloke comes to your house and says in a (probably fake) Kingston Jamaica accent. "That am not zee wheels me woman send me to buy"

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Kiltox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Kiltox

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I thought the idea was to point the camera at the thing the photo was meant to be of, clearly not

 

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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Car sales, savvy style.

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warninglight Rank: Citroen Ami

warninglight

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Putting enough effort to upload 2 photos, but not enough to get off your chair or lift your old socks...

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Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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That has to be a pisstake, surely?

 

No mate, I checked.

 

Newcastle Under Lyme is the name of a REAL place.  Mad but true.

neil1971 Rank: Citroen Ami

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That's just fantastic, to be fair though it does look as though it might be raining outside and he did bother to clear all the random tat away from beside the window........oh wait

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The car's so yoghurt-truck-crashingly amazing you'll need not one but two wanksocks if you buy it.

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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The car's so yoghurt-truck-crashingly amazing you'll need not one but two wanksocks if you buy it.

Makes a mental note never to borrow a pair of socks off Pillock

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Pillock

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Makes a mental note never to borrow a pair of socks off Pillock

You're safe, they don't come off without soaking.

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