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Jim Bell

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Dave_Q Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I got excited about this one, on a FB group as mondeo for sale.

 

Disappointingly, I think it's the one in the foreground, not the one across the road.

 

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Dave_Q Rank: Talbot Tagora

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That's a good one JM. 

 

I particularly like how the description says it is a "gorgeous" car, we'll have to take your word for it M8 because it's very hard to tell what it looks like from the centre 80x80 pixels of an unenlargable photo taken from a nearby loft.

 

Do these people actually want to sell or what?

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That's a good one JM. 

 

I particularly like how the description says it is a "gorgeous" car, we'll have to take your word for it M8 because it's very hard to tell what it looks like from the centre 80x80 pixels of an unenlargable photo taken from a nearby loft.

 

Do these people actually want to sell or what?

Especially when the seller says" body has a bit of rust" it would be nice to see what you get for £3250 BIN

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I got excited about this one, on a FB group as mondeo for sale.

 

Disappointingly, I think it's the one in the foreground, not the one across the road.

 

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Aye, but you still can't bloody see the car in the foreground because it's covered in snow!

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Especially when the seller says" body has a bit of rust" it would be nice to see what you get for £3250 BIN

 

 

I would generally expect someone who wants to cash in over three bags to get up in the morning and put in some fucking work and effort.

But since everybody down south expected me to to bring the wad to his bed just because he breathes in and out, I moved up north,

where people are less afraid of putting in a day's work.

Sadly the number of people here who think following the southern method of income creation pays off is on the increase, consequently

so is my kicking them in the arse, since I'm not going to let this happen without a fight.

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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Extra points for admitting it's on the road illegally in the description as well

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Rob wins!  That is just outstanding.  Is it like a lucky dip, you might win any one of these?  

 

I think some of these people are trying to sell their neighbours' cars covertly.  It's the only rational explanation.  

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RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

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The description makes it sound a fair prospect for £250, but it's bound to be knackered in reality!

Pillock Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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The snowy picture... Just.... What?

The jaunty angle. The number of cars. It's at night. All the cars are covered in snow.

 

Might as well have posted a picture of a pair of socks.

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quicksilver Rank: Renault 16

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The snowy picture... Just.... What?

The jaunty angle. The number of cars. It's at night. All the cars are covered in snow.

 

Might as well have posted a picture of a pair of socks.

As an ebay ad it's especially hopeless but it would make a brilliant AS Christmas card.

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