Furthest away car for sale.

[Jim Bell]

Its great when people take bad photos of cars for sale but my favorite is the far away kind.

Can you not take a photo from a bit further away mate?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222278605475

 

 

Whats the furthest away pic youve come across in a for sale ad?

 

Furthest away one wins a pair of Ford Sierra wheel cylinders.

[Faker]

Nah. It's the ones that can't get the whole car in the frame that get on my goat! Pics of half a wing and half a door really show how good your car is!

[Faker]

Case and point!

[Jim Bell]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122178600130

[rantingYoof]

'my car is so awesome it gets papped'

 

S'plains it perfectly*.

 

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[barmatt]

This just cropped up on the AS f'book page. Awesome advertising skills and from this distance I don't think it's even a 190. Looks like a ce to me.

 

"F plate Mercedes 190 for sale. Shite pic, sorry"

 

[strangeangel]

My favourite was one someone posted on here a while back of a Renault 5 parked on the other side of the street, which had been taken out of an upstairs window of the seller's house.

[Cavcraft]

There was a car (Sierra, I think) years ago on eBay and the seller had taken a picture from what was probably the 4th floor of a block of flats and just circled which car it was in the car park.

[Ghosty]

My favourite was one someone posted on here a while back of a Renault 5 parked on the other side of the street, which had been taken out of an upstairs window of the seller's house.

 

I had one like that in the eBay thread ages ago, it was a Corsa C. 

[neil1971]

Photos taken through the window of the seller's home are the best, like this 'Citreon' (there's a badge on the back mate if you're not sure how to spell it). Bonus points for the 'POS' numberplate though.

 

 

 

This chap did manage to get outside but seems to have got the photos every way up bar the correct way

 

 

 

 

What he really needed was for the main photo to be immediately eye catching and show the car in its best light, like this VTR seller did...

 

[hairnet]

the three cars in the back ground of the first pic

 

seen ebay ads with pics like that 

[overrun]

Nah. It's the ones that can't get the whole car in the frame that get on my goat! Pics of half a wing and half a door really show how good your car is!

 

Photo's took in portrait, when landscape would fit the whole thing in.

Imbeciles!

[mouseflakes]

This one made me laugh at the time...
 

Go to view this AX and if you're lucky the seller might throw the keys at you from an upstairs window.

Or they might just cower behind the sofa until you stop ringing the doorbell and leave.
https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-ax/1170204956

[mouseflakes]

And another. Advert is for the Micra.
 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/micra-1ltr-automatic-4-months-mot-no-advisories/1123999695

Just for Junkman - admire these foto skillz...

[rantingYoof]

I freakin' LOVE this thread. Genuinely roffling.

[UmBongo]

 

Fore Sail

 

One owner car of indeterminate origin.

 

Could be a Renault 14.

 

Offerz!!!

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

I've heard of a Mini Metro, but this is ridiculous! 

 

 

 

[GrumpyCat]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-PASSAT-1-9-TDI-/252592180473?hash=item3acfaaccf9:g:XKcAAOSw4shYBnph

 

[Junkman]

http://ww3.autoscout24.de/classified/293891541

[barrett]

Brilliant. It's gonna be hard to beat that one

[Lee1]

Saw this on facebook. Seriously, how hard is it to go outside and take a couple of decent pictures?

 

[barrett]

In fairness I wouldn't want to risk walking around a place like that either, just a dash down the path and jump into the car in the morning

[Guest Lord Sward]

At least they've decorated the wing so you know which vehicle is the Clio in the photo.

[anonymous user]

It looks like that photo is taken between the bars on the window

[cms206]

More from facebook marketplace, a new thing what has appeared on my facebook app

 

 

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[cms206]

 

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[robinmasters]

 

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Obviously has a problem with focus.

[robinmasters]

http://ww3.autoscout24.de/classified/293891541

 

That looks like the hotel they stayed at in The Inbetweeners. 'You shit on the floor, fifty euros'

[andy18s]

......wow.....

[cort16]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/-golf-for-sale-/1198448625