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Collectionisation threadage will commence immediately after the Cannock chod auctions tomorrow.

Yes, your buying something at Cannock  :mrgreen:

Just noticed as well that this is my 3000 post and it has Cannock in it. It gets no better.

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No, this was a shady deal outside the World of Auctions. So no, there will be no purchase at the auctioneers of fine tat tomorrow.

The deal is done.

It's not a P6, in fact, it's not a Rover at all. It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.

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It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.

 

Given how far the last proposed WBOD deviated from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) I'm guessing this is going to be something completely uncharacteristic and unexpected like a MkI Focus TDCi auto with leather* seats.

 

*Plastic

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ASMM (surveillance branch 003.5) will tail CODENAME:JUNKMAN commencing 1300ZULU 24.09.16... SITREP to follow...

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I don't have a fucking clue but it is unlikely to be a blue Citroen AX or a Mk3 Golf.

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Oh yes. Will someone please buy a fucking car at the Cannock chod auction. Please!

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I see your civic 1.4 and raise you a Toyota Corolla with shoddy welding to cills !

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It's not a P6, in fact, it's not a Rover at all. It's not even properly British, now that I think about it.

Obviously must be the only car ever designed to carry a 44 gallon drum of its own ATF.post-17414-0-10372400-1474652249_thumb.jpeg
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If it is post-1986 I think I'm going to cry a little.

 

It is proudly pre-1986, so you can cheer up now.

 

Given how far the last proposed WBOD deviated from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) I'm guessing this is going to be something completely uncharacteristic and unexpected like a MkI Focus TDCi auto with leather* seats.

 

*Plastic

 

Given how predictably shit that post-1986 pile of tosh was, do you honestly believe, I will ever deviate from The Motoring Laws of Junkman (laid down on stone tablets c.1985-87) another time? There could not have been a better occasion to prove me right.

 

My 5 ponds is on a Rover 75 shooting brake in cloth and v6 flavour.

 

Nope. No Rover. It's not even entirely British.

 

 

I will call 2.0 Carina

 

96 honda civic 1.4

 

I see your civic 1.4 and raise you a Toyota Corolla with shoddy welding to cills !

 

Xg30

 

None of that Chinese tat.

 

 

Obviously must be the only car ever designed to carry a 44 gallon drum of its own ATF.

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Sadly it's not a P76, despite it actually can carry a 44 gallon drum in its boot.

 

 

Brand new Dacia Sandero Stepway.  Obviously.

 

Obviously not.

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I've been beaten to it with the 505 so I'm going for a Peugeot 309 SR with missing wheel trims

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It proudly wears a full complement of wheel trims, but is not a Peugeot.

 

 

Facel Vega Excellence.

 

Now that would be the ultimate 'D' in WBoD.

 

Sadly not.

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