Volkswagen OURAN FS

[martybabes]

Well, that's what it used to say on the back of the car.  I noticed yesterday that the "T" had dropped off, ne'er to be found, and, on examining the "O" next to the space where once the "T" sat, it came off in my hand (ooh-er Missus).  The others were then liberated from their places with little or no resistance, and they then found their way into a cup of warm water containing a squirt or two of Fairy liquid.

 

If the T ever turns up, I can rearrange the letters and re-attach them to the boot to say "FART ON USA" (which somehow seems appropriate given the possibility of there being a large Trump in the White House) but sadly my current preference rests with SAFRON, and pop the unused "U" into storage.  That would make the car's badging unique, I believe. No vehicle in the history of motoring has ever been called a safron, shirley?  

 

So, what am I to do?  I am open to suggestions (excepting sticking them where the sun doesn't shine).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[tooSavvy]

Back of a large Nissan van.

 

IN ERS AR

(below) SE

 

...... had a chuckle

 

TS

[primeradoner]

When the local utilities contractors got a fleet of new mobile compressors from Ingersoll Rand they were all re branded by rearranging the stick on letters to read arsole ring  

[RoadworkUK]

Was there not a Renault Safron? [sic]

[Timewaster]

We once discovered that with a bit of artistic licence you can rearrange the badges on an Escort 55 van to read

TO55ER

[Alan_Green]

Renault Safrane

[DVee8]

when younger around were my mother lived there was the Ovlov 244,the Talbot zon and a Austin egro.

[chaseracer]

Pornstarter

 

Twisted Pornstarter...?

[Pillock]

We used to have loads of E CO Ts thanks to people wanting some RS badges for their base model Fiestas.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

I rebranded my mk1 Jetta after hacking a couple of mk1 Golf badges and gluing it all together.

It was thereafter known as the 'GoGetta'.

I also had a 'Buggery bollocks' sticker covering the dealer name on the number plate, but that's another story.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

Once upon a time there was a Reliant dealership in Dunstable called 'Dunstable Cars' . There was more than one Regal,Robin or Rialto around here that someone, presumably the owner given that the sticker was inside the back window, with the ends of the sticker scratched off 'unstable car' .

[AndyW201]

A good few years ago, there was a Seat Malaga (told you it was a while back) around our way with the rear badges arranged to read 'Slag Meat'.

[PhilA]

If you buy a Tiguan badge you could use the letters you have to make A NAG I OUTRUN.

 

LUNAR GOOF or perhaps LOAN OF RUG if you use a Golf badge.

 

Volkswagen use silly letters in their car names.

 

Phil

[quicksilver]

My dad once had a Trump Hepald with the I and H missing and the tail broken off the R.

[retrogeezer]

I clicked on this thinking it was for sale....

[Station]

There was a pub in Walton, Liverpool called The Clock and was owned by Thwaites.

Someone took the letters off so it read:

 

THE C OCK

TW A TS

 

Also, sticker on my school bus windows advising against vandalism read:

 

The Management Will Press For The Highest Penalties Against Offenders

 

was vandalised to read:

 

The Management Will Press His Penis Against Offenders.

 

or

 

He Man Will Press His Penis Against Offenders

 

 

I remembered it as I saw it everyday for five years!

 

Common one is 'Please Mind Your Head' becoming 'Fleas In Your Head'

[Urko]

Morrisons opened in Kettering when I lived there. On the way out there was a sign that said Thank You For Calling - some kids (I assume) pinched letters so it read Thank You For ali g

[UltraWomble]

There was a pub in Walton, Liverpool called The Clock and was owned by Thwaites.

Someone took the letters off so it read:

 

THE C OCK

TW A TS

 

 

 

After some redundancies 'tother year some employees did this to the brewery sign

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Fawlty Towers, aka. Flowery Twats. But not a car.

[Jifflemon]

Canal street in Manchester - 'Nuff said!

[Inspector Morose]

Moons ago, when I was a young impetuous lad of not so many years as now, we bought two Alexander bodied Seddons from Lowland Scottish for our bus service. Along the side, in individual vinyl lettering, was written "best bus in the country"

 

Didn't take long.

[Station]

Minibus company emblazoned with 'CUMFY BUS' up the side.

Someone puts one of the windows through.

'CUM BUS'

[quicksilver]

Canal street in Manchester - 'Nuff said!

Reminds me of the brown signs to the anal museum in Stoke Bruerne. As fast as the council cleaned it off some wag would come along and black out the C again. Also Bants Lane in Northampton variously became either Pants Lane or Rants Lane.

[Bren]

Fiddlers Ferry road Widnes became Bryan Ferry road.

[Inspector Morose]

Who can ever forget "please retain your ti ts for inspection" on buses.

[UltraWomble]

Carnforth.

A grim grey overcast hole in the North whose main claim to fame is the waiting room at the railway station was used in a wartime film where two people gazed lovingly at each other said bollocks for two hours and failed totally to get a shag.

 

The pub sign is often vandalised

[anonymous user]

Billy's dog's gang are vandalising signs?