I think this deserves its own topic

[harvestman]

There are a million different punchlines for this, but I'll let you form your own. Only in Kentucky.

 

I don't know what to call this by Harvestman Man, on Flickr

Why? by Harvestman Man, on Flickr

Why? by Harvestman Man, on Flickr

Why? by Harvestman Man, on Flickr

 

[Ghosty]

SPACE SHUTTLE REPLICA UNFINISHED PROJECT***

[hauserplenty]

How many poor Fords had to die to make that??

[Junkman]

How many poor Fords had to die to make that??

 

Not a single Ford had to die. If any, I suggest Mercury Sables.

 

It would have fit nicely in the Shite Pictures or Lazy Spotters threads.

[vulgalour]

MAJESTIC AS FUCK

[fred]

Be a tad of a bastard trying to get that round the Coastal roads of west wales

[Jim Bell]

Ideal for traveling archery or ten pin bowling champion.

[Matt]

What's extraordinary about that is not that size, or that exists or what it's built from but that someone thought it was a good idea the entire time they were dreaming about and building the damn thing.

[hauserplenty]

...Mercury pickups??

And Mercury was owned by _____ ?

 

I refer the shite honourable...&c.

 

I'd call it a Mercuranger.

 

Edited to add: Or a redneck limousine.

[vulgalour]

You've got to especially admire the way that the rear arches aren't quite matched properly, and the roof lights don't quite line up as they might.  It's a true feat of stubborness.

[Uncle Jimmy]

The rear track widths are different I think.

[tooSavvy]

.... I'm picking this up during an ad-break in the 'Dorsey Story' (having just watched the 'Glen Miller story' on BT box)

 

Do I swing both ways..... ??????

 

 

TS

[Station]

I like the rust streaks seeping from the mounds of cracked body filler due to the body flexing like one of those fat women rolling and tumbling inside those fairground rotating wheel things on You've Been Framed.

[KruJoe]

No wonder the body flexes, the distance between the back axles means it'll be twisting itself every time it attempts a corner. Bendy busses are bendy for a reason.

[fordperv]

I know Americans are fat but their hearses are beginning to take the piss

[taxi paul]

This is what happens when you get bored and can weld.

[MarvinsMom]

now we know what happened to that leepu fella who was on the telly in that awful chop shop program

[harvestman]

I didn't believe this thing was real when I first saw it. The closer you got, the worse it looked.

 

From the mismatched rear axles to the lichens growing on the right side only, it was a real piece of work. I've only seen it once and never again, like the world's shittiest unicorn.

[New POD]

I see nothing bad. Okay the artisan skills are low, and the finish is terrible, but it has presence and would make a great house.

[mercrocker]

[eddyramrod]

I can't even begin to count the levels of WTF that those photos have built up!

[Junkman]

...Mercury pickups??

And Mercury was owned by _____ ?

 

I refer the shite honourable...&c.

 

I'd call it a Mercuranger.

 

Sorry, I didn't see the pick up beds at first glance.

The mind boggles.

[oldcars]

That's class. How much filler went into that.

[Negative Creep]

Blimey, that is quite something. Do they have their version of an MOT or VOSA over there?

[steve_earwig]

It varies from state to state but I think most of them only care about pollution, and not the visual sort.

 

Maybe the owner had to build it to take their mother to the mall.

[Felly Magic]

'Kinell. Looks like summat Edd China would make to transport Brewer's pies to the WD set

[Lukas]

Pictures from the aseptic interieur would be nice. 

[anonymous user]

Pictures from the aseptic interieur would be nice. 

Your idea of nice probably differs to mine then.

 

I am slightly disappointed though, when i saw the thread title I thought it was going to be another one about not collecting a Renault 20

 

 

 

 

(sorry)

[Dick Cheeseburger]

It varies from state to state but I think most of them only care about pollution.

I believe creating as much as possible was the aim for a long, long time. Right up until VwAudi screwed up and the Amuricans decided that they didn't like to chew on their air any more. Hypocritical nobbers.

 

As for that filler-ridden pie cart, just imagine how much it creaks the second it starts moving. Some passengers must end up with sea-sickness I reckon.

[billyboy406v6]

Top Gear reject ?