Roffle Peugeot 405 1.9TD - Going Home.

[KruJoe]

EFA

[Sloth in a bowl]

This is fuggin ace. Even better is when the raffle is one and the possibility of the great car storm happens, I'll be in Glasgow. In a big pink bus. And not returning home for another week. (No, I can't a frame anything back before you ask as I'm already towing a trailer)

 

I can't raffle the bus, sorry.

 

 

What's the trailer towing?

[MrDuke]

I wish to add to the confusion, for I too have lots of crap getting in my way am filled with the spirit of generous giving.

 

Upon the drawing of the balls this Saturday, I will carry out my own mini-draw using the numbers of the 6 main balls. I'm not sure precisely what form this draw will take, but photographic proof of fairness will be posted. The winner will receive a box of Things from me, all of which will be tenuously $hite-related.

 

The Things will include (but not necessarily be limited to):

     * An assortment of die-cast Soviet chod from Poundland, some of which may be slightly damaged

     * A very dirty pair of Hilka mole-grips

     * A promotional Lada Riva pin-badge

     * A spanner, plucked at random from my 'spares' drawer

     * A pair of 'Holley' stickers

     * A pencil drawing of a car of the winner's choice, done either with or without the aid* of alcoholic beverages

 

This is non-negotiable. The person whose name appears next to the drawn number is under legal and moral obligation to accept this prize, and failure to contact me will result in my tracking them down with at least 2 more boxes of useless crap from the back of my shed. You have been warned.

[Jim Bell]

That's the spirit.

[Jim Bell]

Sorry, spirits.

[chodweaver]

I am simultaneously in stitches and kicking myself for not buying one ticket. Or more. To hell with my testicles, I don't need them any more anyway!

I just realised this is the first time this year I have properly laughed, this thread is the dog's. Thanks all.

GLWTR

 

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[NorfolkNWeigh]

I am one of those innocents that Nyphur speaks of, but it's ok I have a cunning plan . Immediately after Saturday's draw,if I don't win the Pug - NorfolkNWeigh will cease to exist . I will return in a new secret guise ( probably as a girl, then I'll have 8 pages of welcome messages to make me feel better) and I promise never to enter a raffle again.

[Richard]

I have literally no idea what is going on. I know that the winning number will get the 405 (and bonus prizes), and there will be a free raffle for the BX if FPB7 wins the 405, beyond that I'm lost.

[bub2006]

Hell I'm confused but by God it's raised a smile.

[omegod]

I've been trying to explain this debacle to workmates when they have heard me giggling every time this takes another turn, needless to say they are completely baffled.

 

I have visions of someone waking up,throwing open their curtains to find 2 scrap volvos,cold fish n chips and a broken zx spectrum on their lawn,priceless

[The Moog]

I greedily have bought two tickets to this madasfuckfest raffle.

 

So if anyone wants to take part and they missed out pm me and they can have one of the tickets for £50*

 

Then you too can join in the surprise, delight and trouser tightening fun of an Autoshite Roffleâ„¢

 

*joking just £18

[KruJoe]

You could raffle off your spare ticket for a profit - it's prolly worth more now than its face value

[dollywobbler]

If someone offering secondary shite wins the bonus ball, I reckon the secondary shite should then be won by whoever has the first ball drawn. Do it all in one session to keep the drama up. This is truly excellent and I'm appalled that I was too much of a wuss skint to partake. Good luck everyone. We're counting on you.

[Craig the Princess]

If someone offering secondary shite wins the bonus ball, I reckon the secondary shite should then be won by whoever has the first ball drawn. Do it all in one session to keep the drama up. This is truly excellent and I'm appalled that I was too much of a wuss skint to partake. Good luck everyone. We're counting on you.

But then someone actually has to watch the draw on bbc 1 on Saturday. Has a risk assessment been done as I watched it once and almost fell into a coma.

[The Moog]

If someone offering secondary shite wins the bonus ball, I reckon the secondary shite should then be won by whoever has the first ball drawn. Do it all in one session to keep the drama up. This is truly excellent and I'm appalled that I was too much of a wuss skint to partake. Good luck everyone. We're counting on you.

That sounds like the sort of sense that makes a young chap go far....one day you may even be trusted with the key to the executive wash room.

[RichardK]

I disagree with the wobbly dolly's suggestion. The drama and suspense of one of the cursed numbers lucky bonus draw numbers should be held over for a full week. That way, in the period between when things happen, news progresses and so forth, everyone will have forgotten and on Saturday - Halloween, no less - some lucky* shiter can login at the witching hour and discover they've won either a pair of Volvos, a Citroen BX, a Mercedes or a Colt. Or something I've forgotten because I was thinking about BXs.

[Inspector Morose]

I haven't told you how (or indeed when) I was going to draw the winning ticket for the BX if I won the 405 a car or somesuch yet.

 

I have a cunning plan.

[Sloth in a bowl]

I've been trying to explain this debacle to workmates when they have heard me giggling every time this takes another turn, needless to say they are completely baffled.

 

I have visions of someone waking up,throwing open their curtains to find 2 scrap volvos,cold fish n chips and a broken zx spectrum on their lawn,priceless

 

You mean cms206 every morning.

[barmatt]

I caved and bought The Moogs spare ticket

 

1. explosive_cabbage HAPPY BIRTHDAY from KJ x
2. CastrosBro
3. Garboldy
4. CastrosBro
5. Nyphur
6. JohnK
7. FOAD
8. Danterzza
9. ShiteRider
10. Dome
11. Dave21478
12. fatharris
13. the moog
14. Tickman
15. Panhard65
16. Eddyramrod
17. Richard
18. Craig the Princess
19. Ruffgeezer
20. Skattrd
21. Bone
22. FPB7
23. L. One.
24. Barmatt
25. L. Appeal
26. Cavcraft
27. Themildbunch
28.Gadgetgricey
29. cms206
30. GarethJ
31. Flat 4 Alfa
32. ROBINMASTERS
33. Jackietwoshoes
34. PBK
35. JohnK
36. Sealtainn
37. Dave21478
38. FPB7
39. fatharris
40. Andy18s
41. Alan_Green
42. RichardK
43. ShiteRider
44. FPB7
45. Scaryoldcortina
46. Strippedfred
47. Lacquer Peel
48. christine
49. Shiterider
50. mjrose
51. Danterzza
52. Flat4alfa
53. NorfolkNWeigh
54. Sealtainn
55. Ruffgeezer FIL
56. Omegod
57. Richard
58. cms206
59.catsinthewelder

[castros_bro]

Emmmm ahhhh thinking thinking

 

[panhard65]

mmmm A trafic I need a van but I don't suppose it is drivable to get it to somerset

[castros_bro]

I'll give it a quick clean and be back in a moment.

 

[ruffgeezer]

Grim. I like it.

[purplebargeken]

I quite like the van actually.

 

I am now officially shiting myself just in case I win. 

 

Has anyone ever prayed NOT to win? I am. 

[Jim Bell]

That van is class. How broke is it?

[anonymous user]

Unfortunately due to circumstances beyond my control, i.e. I forgot until it was too late, I did not have the chance to randomly inflict raffle tickets on anyone this time.

 

All is not lost however; just to rub salt into the wounds of the non-winners, I should like to offer the winner of the Pewgoat a refund on their ticket price. This is a once in a lifetime offer, (I'm not sure whose lifetime it might be mine). Refund will be gifted by paypal to the lucky* winner.

 

 

[barmatt]

That van is class. How broke is it?

 

Just what I was thinking.

[KruJoe]

Old FS thread:

 

 

This prime example of French diesel has a water cooled differential. Renault made many different configurations of this van Perol/Dieselengine/gearbox/FWD/RWD/AWD including one for hot climate with a cooling coil in the diff connected to the engine coolent, the pervious owner of this van (it has been owned from new by one family) drained the radiator and parked it a couple of years, as the lowest point is the cooling coil inside the diff this didn't drain but froze and split.  I have drained and refilled the diff a couple of times but as it has been partly filled with water it now makes interestingly loud grinding noises when in motion.  Included is a good, correct, complete gearbox/cooled diff. Before it was laid up I borrowed it for moving motorbikes and scaffold towers etc and it is a nice useful size, sometimes it even mophed into a camper. I'll find some more photos of it tomorrow, the red Peugeot 103 chained to it is not included but could be available.

 

The bloke I got th gearbox from also has the correct and undented sliding side door for £10 but it has no window.

 

 

bad bits,

 

Diff noise, can be cured by louder in van entertainment system.

Driver window has a mind of its own.

Free dents..

Cracked rear light and front indicator (MOT pass)

Green mould on roof

 

Good bit

i found it a nice van to drive

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/20383-renault-trafic-prima-t900-diesel-gu1-%C2%A3196-mot-august/?hl=prima

[The Moog]

So to be clear are the offerers of prizes deux to decide their own methodology?

 

If so I will follow the way of the wobbler and pass it on to numeral une from the same draw.

[Christine]

My no.48  has never ..EVER ..been drawn !  I must be in with a good chance on Saturday   

 

8 ,35 , 36, 39 have already been the last 4 bonus balls this month , so they're  not gunna win !!