Rover SHENNANIGANS - 8/11/15 Lancia Loan!

[vulgalour]

When I drove it I think I scared Joe.  I don't drive R8s like I drive Princesses.

[Skizzer]

First I saw of this was on the calendar thread just now, so as always I've arrived late and missed all the excitement.  Glad everyone's ok, hope the Rover's fixable.

[gm]

scary biscuits ! glad no one was hurt, and the 5-0 didn't make a fuss about the a-frame, could have turned into a royal arseache if they'd been in the mood

[gm]

must have been the amber beacon that swayed them - this guy knows what he's doing

[DVee8]

Holy shit lads hope your all ok

[Lord Sterling]

FUCK NO! Glad you were Ok though. Seems to be the season for shite crashing, what with Rovamota's Princess, my Merc and now your Rover

[dollywobbler]

Yikes! Proper nasty. Glad it was no worse than underwear-threatening. Looking at the Rover, it looks like the right rear wheel is pointing in a rather unseemly manner. That might be making it very odd to drive.

[KruJoe]

I think that's an illusion of the mud / skidmarks smeared over it. It was a LOL driving it home, people certainly keep out of its way!

 

 

It was almost as repulsive to the middle classes of Appletreewick, as that bloody shitty Samara was.

 

"You too can experience LOLs:

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/21285-for-sale-not-raffle-another-r8-rover-%C2%A399-on-the-road-ttd/

 

(spamming bastard)

[dollywobbler]

Stop with the calendar pics! You'll need one just for you at this rate.

[beko1987]

Jesus, ive known shit your pants mltoring moments but id have passed a kidney during that!

 

Fix the mechanicals and daily it like it is... Got a maestro or princess to pull it straight?

[KruJoe]

Erm... we have a tractor and a Lada Niva...

[Cavcraft]

Glad to hear you're ok, that looks frightening.

[sporty-shite]

must have been the amber beacon that swayed them - this guy knows what he's doing

 

via Imgflip Meme Maker

 

Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously, though, glad you're all ok.

[JohnK]

Rover SHENNANIGANS - Part 2a - COMING SOON!

[trigger]

I've only just seen this, to echo everyone else I'm glad your ok Joe, it could have been a lot worse really, annoying about the speeding ticket too John. Still, at least helped bump up the calendar thread!

[eddyramrod]

Bloody hell Joe, just seen this!  Must have been somewhat alarming, but you're ok and that's the important bit.

[Angrydicky]

Glad you're ok!

[scruff]

Glad you are alright K-J!! 

[Squire_Dawson]

Thank Heavens, is all I can say. Keep calm and carry on chodding.

[Pete-M]

Fook. Glad yer ok.

[JohnK]

As expected ...

 

 

The things we do for chod and to help fellow shiters eh!

[beko1987]

Ouch... Hope you get offered the course. It wasnt in a 30 was it?

[twosmoke300]

Would never of happened in a horsey horseless . The old bill are gonna lick your eyeballs for that sunny Jim

[Ghosty]

I thought that too - look harder, it says 70mph dual carriageway on it

[Richard]

That's bad luck, any pub bore worth his salt will tell you that you can do 80 in a 70 with impunity.

[KruJoe]

Ah shit John, I'm sorry.

What are they gonna stick you with after you fess up?

[Richard]

It's normally £100 and 3 points if you accept the FPN.

[purplebargeken]

Can we have a caption competition?

 

'Next time bring a bloody jack like a normal person'.

[JohnK]

Hopefully going to relieve me of £85 for a speed awareness thingy, otherwise it's £100 and 3 points. Nevermind eh!

 

80 in a 70, threshold for course is 79-86 and I haven't done one for just over 4 years so I should qualify ...

[KruJoe]

That's a bummer, John.

 

You needed to show your ARSE* card mate, they'd have let you off. I didn't have mine with me, but the amber beacon did the job. See: http://autoshite.com/topic/21257-rover-shennanigans-part-2-stalled-oh-no/page-6?do=findComment&comment=798255

 

(*Autoshite Rescue Speeding Exemption)