What do you do to fund your hobby/obsession??

[Mr A Lawrence]

Bit of fun, seen this on a mg forum I go on.

 

I'll kick of with.......

 

Time served, fully qualified commercial/agricultural tyre fitter (retired)

 

Now, for the past 18 months I've given it up to care for my wife who has cancer and the debilitating affects of many operations to rid her of this terrible disease.

[Partridge]

I work in publishing, doing work at a motor trade magazine.

 

I also post in the correct forums. You see that other forum? That's my fault. I broke autoshite. Sorry.

[Pillock]

Yeah, have a squiz at the open forum and the nosey bastard thread.

[Guest Breadvan72]

Deal skag, people trafficking, occasional contract killings.   In other words, fairly typical Lotus driver.

[gordonbennet]

I work a weird shift pattern which repeats itself every 5 weeks, so tomorrow is the one overtime shift i do every 5th week, that covers the extra expenses of running the third car, old Landcruiser my toy, which we don't need but sod it.

[New POD]

I don't DO anything to fund my obsessions or hobbies.

 

I have a job. That funds living.

[EssDeeWon]

Same thread already up and running on the open forum

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/16532-the-so-what-do-you-do-for-a-living-cos-im-a-nosey-bastard-thread/

[srad34]

I sell my wife's lightly soiled undercrackers online........ 

 

.....I may have worn a few pairs meself to keep up demand.....

 

 

Weird folks lap em up (quite literally I should imagine)

[Guest Breadvan72]

Do you offer discounts on bulk orders?

[fordperv]

I work in a mental hospital.

 

There is a thread for this type of topic as well, here's a link feel free to add

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/16532-the-so-what-do-you-do-for-a-living-cos-im-a-nosey-bastard-thread

 

*edit I didn't look at EssDeeWon's reply before posting the link

[warren t claim]

I run a meth lab in the desert.

[fordperv]

I work in publishing, doing work at a motor trade magazine.

 

I also post in the correct forums. You see that other forum? That's my fault. I broke autoshite. Sorry.

Oh yeah drawing cocks, you caused a civil war, it was one of the funniest thing I've read and posted a reply to on here

[Cavcraft]

I used to operate a 'one in, one out' policy, but it doesn't really work. I also do a bit with cycles which funds other cycles and shit cars.

[Sloth in a bowl]

I move unwanted bodies about for the mob, hence the Skoda and the Puma big boot conversion.

 

In my spare time, I'm the lead business analyst for minor enhancements and tech support for half a dozen financial software products.

[srad34]

Do you offer discounts on bulk orders?

 Yes, we can offer a variety of fabrics and flavours on a 4 for 3 discount, PM me and I will send you a link! 

[Junkman]

I run a labour exchange bureau for the sort of jobs fairly typical Lotus drivers do.

In other words, fairly typical Rover P6 driver.

[stillOrange]

Srad34, do it like it's done in Japan.

 

Used knickers vending machines!

I have actually seen them myself

[DVee8]

Porn

[UltraWomble]

Im a male prostitute. Because of my size I sell my arse by the pound and it works out quite profitable.

[Bobthebeard]

Srad34, do it like it's done in Japan.

Used knickers vending machines!

I have actually seen them myself

Yes, true. They exist. Why? I mean, WTF?

Shudder.

[cms206]

Sheep rustling, dogging and flytipping with the Council Estate. The Kia is for lamb rustling, puppying and lightflytipping.

[dieselassist]

I own n run my own late night premium rate phone in channel here in Ireland, 'bodge'station', which I appear in (mainly) where I dress up in various outfits, including my well holed overalls, or citroen zara rally jacket, or just  a gaffer tape tong n writhe around on rough finished concrete, clutchin a 32in spanner while chatting to bored house wives, n singles about 'valve clearances', torque wrench settings, cambelt replacement intervals, in a provocative way to 'get them off'.....

[srad34]

Srad34, do it like it's done in Japan.

 

Used knickers vending machines!

I have actually seen them myself

 Vending for the win!

[captain_70s]

Looking at the negative figures in my bank account suggests I actually don't fund my hobby/obsession...

[HH-R]

I was one half of popular 80s combo "Hue and Cry"*.

[stuboy]

pole dancer

[Jim Bergerac]

I work at Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman Emporium.

[Cavcraft]

I work at Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman Emporium.

 

Have you had any shipping errors recently?

[plasticvandan]

I charge accumulators for customers gramophones,resharpen needles, and supply the latest 78 records

[eddyramrod]

Neighbourhood security patrols with my fierce guard dog, and occasionally trips to secret locations in a plain white Transit...