Moor bad spelling ebay bwm 528 lethar sets threw out L@@k DRIFT

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Jaysus..........

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bmw-528i-se-no-mot-/251914299585?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aa74328c1

 

 

I count 27 spelling mistaeks.

[cort16]

At least they spelt BMW right and didn't say it was a v6

[twosmoke300]

What a muppet . I would imagine buying that would be such an easy painless sale

[2MB]

David bailey is shitting bricks

[chaseracer]

Looks like the bloke's dyslexic, which is a recognised disability under the terms of EqA2010.  Would you take the piss out of someone in a wheelchair?

[Cavcraft]

No, because he's spelt some (reasonably big) words correctly and others wrong. You can get a spell check, but you can't get a limb check. By the way my daughter is dyslexic, she tries her best and checks words she doesn't know. 

[pompei]

Why not wait until the morning to take the pics?  

[twosmoke300]

My wife is dyslexic and her spelling is perfect because she knows she has to check it

[Pillock]

I would take the piss out of someone in a wheelchair as it happens. The same as I would take the piss out of anyone. I R FAIR.

[Cavcraft]

Why not wait until the morning to take the pics?

 

 

Coz he lyks the drak?

[Bren]

I cannot believe how illiterate the general public are becoming.

 

Does nobody read or do crosswords any more?

[robinmasters]

Looks like the bloke's dyslexic, which is a recognised disability under the terms of EqA2010.  Would you take the piss out of someone in a wheelchair?

I doubt he's dyslexic. The spelling is all phonetic, not just rong.

 

I would take the piss out of someone in a wheelchair if they were in it because they were too lazy to use their legs.

[AlabamaShrimp]

As someone says above that's not dyslexia it's laziness. Most of the words are right just with the wrong spelling and no punctuation.

 

Even if he was dyslexic that's no excuse for thinking that this is how to sell a car. Crap pictures and words but actual no details

[I_am_Diesel]

I don't think the seller is dyslexic, just a byproduct of our fantastic* education system.

[Parky]

Privet plate. Nice, you don't get many hedges on cars these days. And i like how the car probably has new brakes because they feel new.

 

"Should go streat threw a MOT". That's good to know.......

[Station]

Awful spelling. Even phones have spell checks.

 

But does look reali comfi though.

[Station]

I would take the piss out of someone in a wheelchair as it happens. The same as I would take the piss out of anyone. I R FAIR.

I suppose you'd take the piss out of a black person as well would you?

That was in a wheel chair. And was dyslexic. A balck pirson n a weal sher.

[srad34]

He's not dyslexic, he's just a thick twat.......probably

[Pillock]

I suppose you'd take the piss out of a black person as well would you?

That was in a wheel chair. And was dyslexic. A balck pirson n a weal sher.

Only if they'd done something stupid, but yes I would.

[Partridge]

His spelling is almost as good as my maffs wech is tearable.

[MarvinsMom]

that to me looks like the work of a proper window licking, mouth breathing fucktard.

 

what a wanker (or should that be wancr?)

[Spiny Norman]

GR1.5 fotos too. Phone obviously missing a flash as well as a spellchecker.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

I suppose you'd take the piss out of a black person as well would you?

That was in a wheel chair. And was dyslexic. A balck pirson n a weal sher.

 

Only if he was a Muslim transgender lesbian.

[John F]

Yep, 27 mistakes not counting bad grammar and punctuation.

 

Only about 10 % of the British population actually suffer from dyslexia to any degree. Most people that claim to suffer from it have just mis-diagnosed their own laziness and low intellect.

[quicksilver]

The spelling and grammar may be bad but at least I can understand what he's trying to say so it's not the most incomprehensible advert ever. I wonder why he threw out the 'lether' seats though.

[Junkman]

Ho ym Gdo!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500/222120225609

[Urko]

that to me looks like the work of a proper window licking, mouth breathing fucktard.

 

what a wanker (or should that be wancr?)

Careful, if that isn't a group protected under the 2016 crazy protections directive, it soon will be.

[Urko]

Original ad seems to have gone missing.

[spartacus]

Those old classics...'grate' and 'dose'.

Dipshit, get help from a child to write your advert if you can't do it yourself.

[John F]

And don't assume your spell checker knows what you want to say, either.