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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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RANGE ROVER CLASSIC - 2 DOOR - CHASSIS FOR REPAIR/PARTS

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic-2-door-chassis-for-repair-parts/253482599993

 

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that looks weird, watchadunwivit

 

RANGE ROVER CLASSIC 2 DOOR CHASSIS THAT HAS BEEN SHORTENED TO 88INCH.
IT HAD A LANDROVER REAR CROSSMEMBER FITTED AND THE ENGINE AND GEARBOX MOUNTS HAVE BEEN MOVED - THE ORIGINAL CHASSIS WAS IN VERY GOOD ORDER BEFORE THIS WAS DONE.

 

 

nah mate, think I'll pass

 

IT WOULD NOT BE TO MUCH WORK TO PUT 12INCHES BACK IN IT, A REAR CROSSMEMBER  AND SORT THE MOUNTS OUT SO YOU WOULD HAVE AN ORIGINAL RRC CHASSIS

 

 

mate just fucking scrap it

  • Junkman, The Reverend Bluejeans, Mr_Bo11ox and 4 others
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timolloyd Rank: Citroen Ami

timolloyd

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IT WOULD NOT BE TO MUCH WORK TO PUT 12INCHES BACK IN IT
 
Bet his wife says that to him all the time

Alan_Green Rank: Renault 16

Alan_Green

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"Plenty of life left".

 

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AlabamaShrimp Rank: Lancia Gamma

AlabamaShrimp

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Pogweasel, door ripped off and the strut mount just a wee bit high, yep definitely the car for any small child

Datsuncog Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Datsuncog

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^^^ If it keeps on raining, I very much doubt that'll even last another hour...

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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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That was a barg for 100 notes - lots of mechanical and other bits on that.

AMC Rebel Rank: Renault 16

AMC Rebel

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Arrrgrhhhh My eyes!

 

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Restored back to traditional Romany gypsy colours

 

WTAF?  How can it be "restored back" to something it never was?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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The dream:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1962-mk1-2-door-RWD-TRIUMPH-HERALD-easy-project-kit-car-base-V5c-runs-etc/192490164906
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The reality:

 

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kit car base

 

Which fucking century do those dinglebrains think we live in?

There hasn't been a Herald based kit car in forty bloody years!

 

 

relisted as nobody clicked the button ? 5987 people saw the listing, 107 had it on their watch list.... so I've cut the price, and here we go again...
With a day to go,  1200 people seen it, 35+ watching...

 

 

 

I can break it for more than the buy now price... you know the quad lamp grille is a £200 panel. The front suspension fits Lotus Elan's, and a whole lot of other sports cars. The chassis+ reg doc is worth the grand alone for a kit car builder....

 

 

Just fucking scrap this pile of shit and don't ever vote, for God's sake!

  • Conrad D. Conelrad and warren t claim
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The Reverend Bluejeans Rank: Isuzu Florian

The Reverend Bluejeans

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^ Weigh or Neigh?

 

I fucking hate Heralds and their six cylinder bastard offspring anyway. I voted 'weigh'. It's absolute rubbish, and the seller a deluded fool.

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neil1971 Rank: Citroen Ami

neil1971

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I've clicked the button - the 'Add to Watch List' button :-)

 

"relisted as nobody clicked the button ? 5987 people saw the listing, 107 had it on their watch list.... so I've cut the price, and here we go again..."

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chodweaver Rank: Renault 16

chodweaver

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I'm watching that too.

 

 

 

 

Just to see how agitated the seller gets when it fails to reach 'what it's worth'

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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I'm inclined to watch this.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Willys-Jeep-JEEP-barn-find-project-classic-tax-exempt-rare/263567692574

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it is tax exempt

 

Now that's at least one of my major concerns out of the way.

 

 

will need putting on a trailer or recovery truck on collection.

 

What exactly is there left to put onto a trailer or recovery truck?

It will simply rill through the gaps.

  • strangeangel, Conrad D. Conelrad, Lacquer Peel and 2 others
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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just how fucked does your e-type need to be that you consider it worthwhile to ship that pile of ferrous oxide over?

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Just how fucked does your brain need to be that you consider it worthwhile to list that pile of shit on eBay?

  • HarmonicCheeseburger, richardthestag, warren t claim and 3 others
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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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A pile of rusty shit for seven and a half bags. Fuck off!!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frogeye-Sprite-with-matching-numbers-original-registration-mark/282939120183?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D50545%26meid%3Dc5982941e40c4d0f878817480e9ec46c%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D5%26sd%3D263624380873%26itm%3D282939120183&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

 

 

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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BTW, seven and a half bags would net you a fully road legal & mint Spridget with 10 months MOT, not this bag of shit. They watch Weeewah Deewahs, or that slap headed money loving shorthouse, and think a pile of rust is worth thousands. Project Sprites like this go for around £1500-£2k tops

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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To get that even roadworthy would cost several grand of parts from the Spridget catalogue, for a car worth about £6500 when finished. What an epic cunt of a person that must be

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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That ain't no project, unless you live in Delusion.

 

I think I resemble that comment ;)

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