Cavcraft 2015: Vectra, because you're worthless.

[dollywobbler]

Duh. Missed the auto element! I'll probably be out then. 

[Cavcraft]

No problem, chief.

[eddyramrod]

However, that points me in!  I might very well have a use for that little Astra...

[Inspector Morose]

Do those astras have that Vauxhall speciality where it doesn't go into lockup till about 60? My Cav used to do that and made motorway cruising a very relaxed pastime.

[Pillock]

My ex had a 1.5TD, it was well rapid and made some really cool noises when booting it.

 

She tried to sell it on and found it had sills made of Wob and paper, and the only trader that came to look actually laughed at it. It was an early B, but this was only about 2002.

[Doctormop]

However, that points me in! I might very well have a use for that little Astra...

Surely your not thinking of selling the Mercury eddy?

If you are please don't tell me about it, that way I can't even consider buying it

[eddyramrod]

Anything's possible, although in this case, I would just be the middleman for a third party. 

[Cavcraft]

BRB, off to collect an especially horrible Megane.

[cort16]

Are you just hanging around the gates of the scrap yard offering 10 quid extra on what ever someone's weighing in?

Those Astra's seem to be thinning out fast. I recon it could be quite cheery if it got hit with the mop.

[Cavcraft]

Yeah, it's due a good buffing alright.

[Bobthebeard]

What happened to the photo of the laughing wheely bin? Lol.😃

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cavcraft]

It's so bad it's actually brilliant. Cartakeback (or local scrappy) will be the recipients methinks, basically whoever offers more.

[oldcars]

Wonder if the teflon ptfe numberplate is worth anything?

 

Looks like its been in a hit and run, maybe with a Kalos??

[Cavcraft]

Cartakeback are winning at the minute.

[Keymaster]

fucking hell, even by your standards thats grim.

[cort16]

New low reached there. Well done.

I hate these megane's I can't wait to hear of it's squishing.

[Jim Bell]

What's the craic with the turbot dizzler Wlliam? Is that a keeper?

[Cavcraft]

That's the plan, but I haven't actually seen that yet, let alone heard it start. If it's bollocksed body wise I'm to going to have the mechanical bits off it for the next one and do a conversion.

 

Would you like to buy a Renault?

[saucedoctor]

That is a stinker. Well played.

[andy18s]

I had a 1.4 in this flavour.had a slight missfire that u could never get to the bottom of

[Cavcraft]

I couldn't open the boot to do a minesweep, but the rear seats dropped down and I found an adjustable spanner and a new sort of tie down strop thing. The front produced a Phill Collins cassette (I'll take a hammer to that, later) and precious little else. I'll have the wheel trims and battery off and obey KLF and Tammy Wynette's voices in my head.

[xtriple]

Can I have the cassette?

[trigger]

I thought that Daewoo was grim but that Renault takes it to another level. I bet the bulkhead is hanging too.

[Mr Lobster]

I do quite like those Meganes. Not that one though, it needs weighing in forthwith. 

[Doctormop]

You have really set the bar too high this time, surely to god you can't find anything worse than that!!

[richardmorris]

No wonder the paint wasn't sticking to it with PTFE as the number plate.

[chaseracer]

...needs an almighty polish, can do this when I'm better and my buffer decides to work again.

 

Use the dog?

 

[greengartside]

Looks like it's been immersed in the Mersey for about five years. Cracking purchase.

[eddyramrod]

Sadly I've just had to declare myself oot on the Astra.  Outside forces...  Public apology to Billy.