for sale Autoshite Decals - restock *pg 11* £2.50

[Wilko220]

I'd suggest three potential slogans that are often used on the board:

 

1 - Hammer a smaller socket over it

2 - and the cars not bad either!

3 - What could possibly go wrong?

 

I would definitely snap your arm off for any of the above, particularly the first option.

 

In the meantime, I shall get my order in for a couple of the "Vauxhall edition" stickers shortly...

[Wilko220]

By the way, the word "decals" reminds me of this GR9 thread from the past...

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/14548-shite-factory-decals/

 

[robinmasters]

I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.

 

Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.

[Taff]

I need to be in on this action, so have sent some electronical money.

 

Fuck knows what I'll do with them though, probably stick them over some smaller decals.

 

got any Vauxhall badges tha need hiding?

[Dave_Q]

2 GBP sent.

[Jim Bell]

First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.

Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it*

 

 

 

*2014

[Taff]

First batch have been packaged and are ready to ship in the morning.

Each purchase comes with a free reinforcing cardboard rectangle with a crudely drawn cock drawn upon it*

 

 

 

*2014

 

you disgust me*

[Taff]

[Jim Bell]

*not drawn to scale.

[inconsistant]

as a huge fan of banter, I have just sent you three chickens and a turnip.

 

via paypal of course, it's not the middle ages you know

EFA

[Mr Lobster]

Received! 

 

Excellent pic of cock included. I'll probably give it to the kids so they get a bit of practice ready for when they start school or something.

[vulgalour]

Stickers and pizza box cock picture arrived today.  I'll have to inflict them on some unfortunate cars/people/items later.

[Jim Bell]

Good value, and everyone gets a cock.

That's the Shitpeas guarantee.

[DodgyBastard]

 

[Taff]

quick straw poll.

 

Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?

[Mr Livered]

Yes.

[Billy SR]

can you please just make a windscreen size version of this

[Jim Bell]

quick straw poll.

 

Am I manly enough to put one on my company Beamer?

 

Yes.

 

No question.

[loserone]

"What is it meant to be, a fish?"

 

(SWMBO hasn't been allowed to look at pictures on AS since she bought the G26 as her first car.)

[Micrashed]

Stickers - check

Cock - check

Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS

[Jim Bell]

Another winner!

 

The Queen is literally begging you to use her again. Shes one blue lady.

 

And great value.

 

Feel like a "second class" citizen? Just re-use the stamp!

 

2xsecond = First.

[Taff]

Stickers - check

Cock - check

Stamp un-franked so can be used again - Ding-a-ling-a-ling BONUS

 

I would be worrried if I were you, Micro. your cock appears to have a black spot on it, mate...

[Alexg]

Received this rather offensive bundle today...

 

 

Slapped it straight on the boot lid...

 

[Lankytim]

I got a cock too!

[DodgyBastard]

It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...

 

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/derelictscotland/14087918083/

[Jim Bell]

It appears the sticker has already upset some people on flickr...

 

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/derelictscotland/14087918083/

 

I love your reply dude. Thats quality.

 

The sticker looks so right on that C5 too! Great work Alexg.

[Jim Bell]

Back to the top for Bank Holiday Weekend Speacial Offer*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*all purchases made this bank holiday weekend will come with TWO crudely drawn cocks OR One cock and one pair of tits FREE!

[Lankytim]

I cut off the text, stuck the Autoshite bit to my laptop and stuck the text to the buzzing in keypad at work. Hope I don't get sacked.

[Split_Pin]

No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary.

 

People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits.

 

Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore.

 

As you were

[Jim Bell]

No problems with the stickers but the Flickr reply was totally unnecessary.

 

People can't be expected to 'get' the joke if they don't use Autoshite and the poor user thought you were attacking him personally. It really stretches the whole ironic thing right to its limits.

 

Feeling the H8 too much in this Forum at the moment and I just don't have the bandwidth for this sort of shit anymore.

 

As you were

 

Why would someone putting a sticker on his own car and taking a photograph of it make someone else think they were being personally attacked?

 

I cant see how any of that makes any sense?

 

*edit, Unless the difference of opinion is a personal attack. In which case, we are all fucked.

 

 

And to be fair, Rovers ARE shit. I'd still have one mind.