Bumper Stickers

[overrun]

Had these on my Volvo.

 

Scrappage Scheme Surviver on the wing and the elastoplast was covering a dent and split in the paint, after some twat had bashed it, when parked.

 

[Billy - Medhurst]

JUNE 1968 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE 1192cc JPR345F by Midlands Vehicle Photographer., on Flickr

[Gerald]

I had a halfrauds special "Powered by Fairy Dust" in pink above the V8i sticker on the back of my disco.

In talks with Eldon Motor Spares over a "One life, end it " for the back of the gaylander...

[mat_the_cat]

Tempting to get one for the van 'If you think this is slow, wait until we hit a hill'...

[alf892]

Misuse of this equipment may cause fun

 

 

You've tried the cowboys now try the Indians........on the back of a van run by the local garage...owned by an Indian guy

[Billy - Medhurst]

THE PERFECT WOMAN by Midlands Vehicle Photographer., on Flickr

AUGUST 1973 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE 1300cc VUY197M by Midlands Vehicle Photographer., on Flickr

[Alexg]

----- If you can read this ----

Your children's lungs are quickly filling with carbon monoxide

[MrDuke]

DILLIGAF

[Cavcraft]

'I'm pissed and I've got a gun'

[Junkman]

Save Oop Narf!

Teach a Sarfana how to drive.

[Noel Tidybeard]

ihad "the car in front is NOT a Toyota" on the bottom of my number plate for a while which seemed to make people chuckle

 

saw a motorhome towing a hijet once- the hijet had a notice in the rear window thus:- please be patient with me its hard work pushing this motor-home

[Inspector Morose]

I'm surprised we haven't had the infamous Fiat Multipla sticker "wait till you see the front" yet. Still raises a chortle from me.

[plasticvandan]

I had one on my desmo wing mirror equipped reliant van that read " can't see my mirrors? Neither can I"

[barefoot]

On my T2 I have,

 

Big scary laser - do not look in to beam with remaining eye.

 

Alternating with

 

Caution weird load.

[barefoot]

And on the Scirocco I have a dangly thing, like Child on Board, but it says,

 

Elderly driver - please be patient.

 

The Porsche is a Porsche and consequently has no stickers because that would be wank.

[worldofceri]

MY OTHER CAR IS D701 SWL

 

 

NO WHITE MOCASSINS LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT

[Asimo]

The Porsche is a Porsche and consequently has no stickers because that would be wank.

Possibly.

If you had a 911 and a Cayenne you could put a sticker on the Cayenne that read " my other Porsche is a car"

[richardmorris]

There's one on a 2CV  /Dyane van (can't remember which)  I've seen that says "no wine or baguettes left in this vehicle overnight"

[brickwall]

Please Give Room: Large Carbon Footprint.

[vulgalour]

My brother threatened to get me "It's like cheese you can drive" for the Princess, but now he has a car that looks almost exactly like a slice of Brie I think he's conveniently forgotten.

[MrDuke]

Jesus Is My Airbag

[philsford]

"Thats a nice car, it will be even better when you have finished paying for it"

[Albert Ross]

Interior stickers....

"Do not open the side windows at speeds in excess of 160mph" In a 1960 Diesel Land Rover.

 

"Get in, Sit down. Shut up. Hold on" In the same vehicle.

 

"No smoking. You're sitting on the petrol tank" in an ex-Military Land Rover

[Albert Ross]

Also...

"If the van's a rockin', don't come knockin'"

 

My personal favourite....

 

"Don't laugh at my car, your Daughter might be in here"

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

"Future site of rectangle of slightly darker paint"

[sheffcortinacentre]

"don't piss me off i'm running out of places to hide the bodies" on back of a van.

[dugong]

Jesus Is My Airbag

 

Wasn't that a Ministry song?

 

I submit:

 

Volvo 460 - so good, all the neighbours have keyed it. 

[vulgalour]

I'm driving down the cost of housing in YOUR area.

[pshome]

[chaseracer]

You have a limit of 140 characters, Twitter style, to create a bumper sticker for your chariot of ire.  It can be an original idea, an old joke, a dad joke or something someone else once said.  Personally, I'm a fan of this (47 character) offering from Barrett esq.

 

barrett, on 19 Apr 2014 - 11:13 AM, said:

 

It's REALLY nice to drive when it's not broken.

 

I REALLY need one of these for the Mercedes...